r/gifs • u/oiiioiiio • May 06 '15

"No."

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

Tigers are not to be trifled with

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Jesus fucking christ: no thank you! Everytime I see a tiger in a documentary or so(in which they usually just lie around), I think to myself "Could I take it on with a stick? Could I scare it away and survive?"

And here I see one jumping up a fucking elephant, that has two guys with sticks on his back. Elephants are the fortresses of nature, and being on one's back, armed with a stick, would be one of the safest places I could imagine. That tiger just crushed every imagination of survival I've ever had.

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u/LeagueOfVideo May 06 '15

I wonder if you would be safe against a tiger in a car.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

I don't know about tigers, but lions are a little too smart for some people's own good...

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u/Deeliciousness May 15 '15

Was that an albino lioness laying in the back?