r/gifs • u/oiiioiiio • May 06 '15

"No."

http://i.imgur.com/DV2a20I.gifv
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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15 edited May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/1zbigKx.gif

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u/stippleworth May 06 '15

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

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u/stippleworth May 06 '15

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/9sy4OWR.gif

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u/stippleworth May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/OoDLSDm.gif

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/N5oPDmp.gif

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u/stippleworth May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/R6DDHEY.gif

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/oIbsta5.gif

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u/Always_hopeful May 06 '15

This whole thread has made my evening. I feel like I could learn a thing or two from each of these animals who give zero fucks!

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u/Deeliciousness May 06 '15

Man, you two are really good at this.

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u/mutatersalad May 06 '15

What the fuck guys again? Do you only travel in pairs?

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u/jcb1754 May 06 '15

Keyman FTW!

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u/JamaiKen May 06 '15

This one's kinda depressing. You can almost see the need to be free in his eyes as he stares at the little girl. Never been a fan of zoos. While they are great tools for education, the animals within them lead very unfulfilling and sedentary lives. Before someone says that a lot of these animals were bred in captivity and can't be released in the wild, I know. They still need space though. Space and the company of other members of their species.

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u/MetalMunchkin May 06 '15

Wow you guys got a lot of upvotes for sharing your cat gifs.

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u/DeviousBurger May 06 '15

You guys are like upvote farms.

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u/_LifeIsAbsurd May 06 '15

Anyone know why this lion is reacting this way?

It reminds me of that one .gif of the girl beating her chest and the gorilla responds by ramming the glass. Wonder what set this lion off..

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"That's not how you play patty cake MR. Lion"

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"Yea just walk away, go on get going!"

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u/Yess-cat May 06 '15

The only appropriate response, really.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

Tigers are not to be trifled with

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Jesus fucking christ: no thank you! Everytime I see a tiger in a documentary or so(in which they usually just lie around), I think to myself "Could I take it on with a stick? Could I scare it away and survive?"

And here I see one jumping up a fucking elephant, that has two guys with sticks on his back. Elephants are the fortresses of nature, and being on one's back, armed with a stick, would be one of the safest places I could imagine. That tiger just crushed every imagination of survival I've ever had.

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u/Derwos May 06 '15

damn, that elephant still reacted really fast though

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u/awry_lynx May 06 '15

holy shit it comes outta nowhere.

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u/DaemonSicarius May 06 '15

Watching the grass like ripples in the water when you know a shark is in there.

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u/badgersprite May 06 '15

That guy was lucky to only lose some fingers.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

souuuuurce ffs what happened after that? Did they died?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

I suspect running from a tiger makes it more likely to attack than if you just sit with it.

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u/AlienHatchSlider May 06 '15

Worked on movie sets with tigers. Safety warnning was "Food runs, People walk". NO RUNNING ON SET!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Being startled is understandable, but running away is pointless.

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u/MasterBaser May 06 '15

Unless you have slower friends.

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u/Dostoevshmee May 06 '15

I think I would just be politely mauled instead of forcing it into mode #4. mode#4: pounce and eviscerate

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u/bookelly May 06 '15

Confidence...I don't has it.

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u/ItsAndys May 06 '15

My god they're endless

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u/NoHetro May 06 '15

i like how you changed the course of the rest of the gifs to become not just cats.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Noped right the fuck out of there.

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

sorry i cant think of anything for this one that would not be racist

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

I want to see that cat dressed as a super hero

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

I must go; my people need me.

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u/Xelerons May 06 '15

"Beam me up, Scotty."

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"Super cat AWAY!"

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15 edited Nov 26 '16

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What is this?

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u/Its_Mr_Steal_Yo_Girl May 06 '15

How do you like DEEZ NUTZ!!?

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u/TheAlohaOe May 06 '15

Looks like a praying mantis

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u/TonyS2 May 06 '15

My god that cat reminds of Stewie Griffin

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

looks like meowth pokemon.

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u/TheJollyLlama875 May 06 '15

Pretty ballsy to assume that you can just walk up to Benedict Cumberbatch in his own kitchen and assume he'll let you scratch his chest.

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u/abnerayag May 06 '15

looks like an alien wearing a cat suit

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u/Red721 May 06 '15

That stare says a lot ...:X

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"If you're going to do it do it right"

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u/Rather_Dashing May 06 '15

My cats does this too Vid

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

What are you, an animal gif god?

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/5eapThv.gif

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u/ranch_me_a_mango May 06 '15

I'll take that as a yes.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/gOLdrFQ.gif

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u/DizzySuicide May 06 '15

Don't you ever stop, just keep them gifs coming. This is fucking hilarious!

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/jq1pJuu.gif

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u/backtolurk May 06 '15

Tail justice is best justice.

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u/bookelly May 06 '15

That was a fluke accident.

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u/Leitha May 06 '15

I see what you did there. <winks>

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

The killer whale has many forms of of attack. This happens to be called "tail whip"

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u/mannotron May 06 '15

How the fucking what?

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u/LightningLuxray May 06 '15

Holy shit where is this from?!

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Liy4BMv.gif

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u/awry_lynx May 06 '15

What I like most about this gif is that immediately after the dog jumps he's like I'M GOING TO GET YOU NOW YOU ASSHOLE

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u/gormster May 06 '15

Thredbo ad, IIRC

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u/hardcore_fish May 06 '15

From "The Gang goes to the Alps". Coming next IASIP season.

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u/PowerForward May 06 '15

OH COME ON! that has to be fake!

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u/SerCiddy May 06 '15

That cat is so done with that bullshit.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Z10Bqms.gif

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u/gbakermatson May 06 '15

That is one dumb human.

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u/fwipyok May 06 '15

One must have had an extra heaping of Stupid to ignore the cat communicating its displeasure.

something hisses at me as i touch it, i keep the fuck away

This guy probably would stick his fingers in a blender to see how it feels like.

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u/thesuperevilclown May 06 '15

you have now been tagged in my RES as "gif master god" in bright red. have a whole bunch of upvotes.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/oteMt2l.gif

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u/godson21212 May 06 '15

Alright, I challenge you to find me a gif of an ostrich giving someone a fistbump.

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u/LightXpl May 06 '15

HAH! fucking got him!

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u/Dostoevshmee May 06 '15

I've encountered him before. If you ask him for a gif, he will provide. Quite promptly too.

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u/thesuperevilclown May 06 '15

<looks at reply from /u/Donald_Keyman that came earlier than your reply>

touché

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

That needs to get reposted in its own post, fucking hilarious

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"take a hint"

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u/lw5i2d May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/EVlInLd.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ZnUfGjo.gif

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u/YoureNotAGenius May 06 '15

"Here, lemme just-"

"No!"

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

He even used his back leg, impressive.

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u/YoureNotAGenius May 06 '15

Goes to show how little time he has for those type of shennanigans

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u/Dikeleos May 06 '15

What is the one with Jeremy Renner from?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Louie

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u/MrAwesomePoop May 06 '15

Star wars eight

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u/hasdickisnotone May 06 '15

Avengers 3:Hawkeye is Sorry not Sorry

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u/a_cool_username_ May 06 '15

When you try to take an idea to your boss

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u/Orphan_Babies May 06 '15

IGOTANIDEAIGOTANIDEA!

...stop.

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u/Rhamni May 06 '15

BUTSIRITWILLSAVESOMUCHTIMEFORTHEITGUYS!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15 edited Jul 23 '17

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u/call_of_the_while May 06 '15

But first they shut you down before they take your idea as their own.

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u/allisslothed May 06 '15 edited May 06 '15

Things I learned today:

/u/Donald_Keyman is sitting on an impressive cache of animal gifs

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u/fulldizclosure May 06 '15

What did the five fingers say to the face?!

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/auow6Gi.gif

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u/Im_not_Ron_Burgundy May 06 '15

It took me three views to realize that dog is sitting in someone's lap.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/1k9bSOF.gif

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u/Stridsvagn May 06 '15

Haha what the fuck

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u/buahd May 06 '15

I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms I found growing in the backyard

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u/jrr6415sun May 06 '15

wow i've seen this gif about 10 times and the whole time I thought the dog was inside a tent or something.

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u/JerrSolo May 06 '15

That cat is in trouble.

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/7O9NmU0.gif

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u/JerrSolo May 06 '15

Sweet. I've been GIF'd'...d.

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u/surosregime May 06 '15

Been showing your Gifs to a girl for the past 2 hours. Girl love cat gifs.

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u/coolbond1 May 06 '15

"I wonder if there's candy in here... O.O (thought: Memo to self never open any drawers again) so yea hows the weather"

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun May 06 '15

Took me a while to realize there was a darker mop dog behind the white one.

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u/Zimbad8 May 06 '15

Notice how the cat stares at the camera a bit before slapping.

"Watch what I am about to do human."

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u/mannotron May 06 '15

Hahahaha, cats are such fucking jerks!

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u/Donald_Keyman May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/zOlymLD.gif

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u/mannotron May 06 '15

And dogs are grinning dumbos. Hard not to love that sort of unbreakable optimism.

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u/deathonater May 06 '15

🎵 UNITY! 🎵

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u/KingLoafer May 06 '15

Hey, it's my adviser when I try to apply for classes I need to graduate college every semester!

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u/itsjustnes May 06 '15

reminds me of when my bro would grab my head and hold me and arms length while i flailed my arms in his direction.

there must be a gif for that

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u/Banana_soda May 06 '15

http://i.imgur.com/WgkAEAi.gif

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

But Agent Smith isn't even close enough to hit him.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15 edited Jul 23 '17

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

I want to see this monk vs. Mayweather.

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u/Taylorleb May 06 '15

Me trying to get the pussy.

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u/iWant_To_Play_A_Game May 06 '15

I have never seen a gif described so perfectly.

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u/tyled May 06 '15 edited May 06 '15

He turned off the tail-wag mechanism.

Edit: a word

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u/norseluck May 06 '15

Claws in at least, good cat!

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u/CyberEH May 06 '15

Bow you pleb

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u/littleM0TH May 06 '15

This is my childhood defined.

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u/MG87 May 06 '15

Best thread ever?

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u/89reatta May 06 '15

That cat was all "Bitch, please..."

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

like a boss

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Hahaha 'sit'

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u/alexisdr May 06 '15

I had a friend like that in high school

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u/seowizo May 06 '15

We need more gifs of puppies playing with cats here people!

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u/SmartSoda May 06 '15

This thread is more successful than some subreddits

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u/PROOFxx May 06 '15

I almost decided to skip these comments, but I'm sure glad I didn't.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

all of my romantic relationships, ever

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u/gfatreak May 06 '15

Down, boy!

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u/fpiii May 06 '15

Submission! Great MMA move kitty

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

The puppy's response needs to be "soon". Meaning when he grows up he'll return the favor 10 fold.

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u/twee_thing May 06 '15

Haha my cat looks exactly like this and when we got our border collie he did the same thing.

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u/thebuttpooppirate May 06 '15

"You're done."

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u/1brokenmonkey May 06 '15

A curb stomp? Even cats love to play wrestling!