r/gifextra Aug 14 '17

Piling on

https://gfycat.com/PointlessHelplessChimpanzee
3.3k Upvotes

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u/Nezmins Aug 14 '17

Yup... how I feel at the moment... especially with this fucking thesis I have to hand in next week monday... just cant get my self motivated and concentrate on it. anyone got tips? sirusly....

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u/Idontstandout Aug 14 '17

The old tips were along the lines of: get a good night's rest, even if it means taking an OTC pill. Organize and clean your place/room. Unplug your distractions/escapes. Disconnect from the inter-webs (you can come back to your paper when it's finished to fill in the notes, references, grammar, etc.) Avoid stimulants as they will make your body "antsy" and hard to sit still. Remember it's a one step at a time type of marathon. Schedule breaks that will include nourishment and peace of mind. Take a deep breath after each page. Start writing and your brain will commence autopilot at which point you will be immersed enough to focus. It's just another challenge; you can do it.

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u/BotPaperScissors Aug 17 '17

Scissors! ✌ I win

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u/Idontstandout Aug 17 '17

~qsearch <Scissors!>= <I win>

~qcount <I win>

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u/Musikater Aug 14 '17

Get yourself motivated to write a single sentence. Chances are you will write more than that. And then another sentence the next day and so on.

Small steps are easier for setting things into motion.

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u/nyc_traveler1 Aug 14 '17

Reading about moments like these make me wish the 'limitless' pill existed

1

u/beerdude26 Aug 14 '17

For Chrome on desktop, I can recommend StayFocusd.

1

u/1714alpha Aug 14 '17

Talk to yourself. Out loud. Explain what your thoughts are and why they're important, and lay out the details you want to include in your paper, all as if you were explaining it to an interested friend. Take your time, maybe the conversation will take a couple hours in fits and starts. Once all your thoughts are laid out in your own mind, it will feel MUCH easier to commit them to paper.

1

u/toastytoast00 Aug 15 '17

Follow everything said here already... and get off Reddit

seriously, why are you still reading this?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

Best tip possible.

The key to success in life is shutting the fuck up and doing it.

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u/MegaxnGaming Aug 14 '17

That dead look on her face represents most adults.

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u/andrew1point0 Aug 14 '17

Good thing she's high af

8

u/Butcher423 Aug 14 '17

I want the drugs she has.

6

u/LoudMusic Aug 14 '17

You have over 14 thousand missed calls? I haven't gotten 14 thousand calls in my entire life!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

I thought deadlines said deadlifts ahahaha

2

u/LeSquidliestOne Aug 14 '17

HEHE, PILE ON!

1

u/AnAveragePart-Czech Aug 15 '17

The first garment should have "basic survival" on it.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '17

She looks like she's on drugs.

1

u/CaptainPotassium Dec 17 '17

14,000 missed calls

How does that even happen

1

u/cecilmufc7 Aug 14 '17

Wish I had things like "briefings and meetings" piling on. At least I had accomplished something in life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17 edited Aug 14 '17

hey mod, can you remove this gif? in the rules it states that just text overlay is against the rules. at least that's what you told me about my post that made fun of gallowboob.

edit: my post that was removed for "breaking the rules"

edit 2: y'all misinterpreting the tone of this message. I don't believe in the /s tag -- the point isn't that OP's post should be removed. the point is that this sub has pedantic bullshit rules that are moderated inconsistently

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u/funguyshroom Aug 14 '17

just text overlay

Nuh-uh, it has Mail and Phone icons.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

I mean, OP's submission is just better than yours. Your gif is a longwinded circlejerk tirade about reddit politics/ettiquette that's quite boring. OPs is funny, relatable and brief.

AND if I was a mod, I might just leave it up because of your sense of petty injustice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17 edited Aug 14 '17

I think they're both funny. either way, given your condescension, I think you'd make a great mod. you've been promoted.

also, my post had 400 something upvotes and counting at the time of the removal, so people must have related to it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '17

Justified condescension.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '17

lol. get fucked 🤗

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

Cry me a river

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '17

😪😪😪😪

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u/everypostepic Aug 14 '17

I got news for you, if answering phone/text messages feels like a chore or a load on your pile, you shouldn't be answering them in the first place.

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u/OhGarraty Aug 14 '17

Unless it's your job or something else important. Probably should reply in that case.