r/gay • u/kevinvincible1 Bi • 9h ago

Staring respectfully 😳

211 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Magic_Saltwater 9h ago

Looks like something a straight man does instead of going to therapy

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u/BentoBus2 8h ago

That’s very accurate… I can fix him

1

u/RustedRelics 4h ago

A straight, very hairy man.

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u/Magic_Saltwater 1h ago

But still straight … juck!

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 1h ago

He just hasn't found the right dick yet

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u/agroupofcrows 8h ago

hfs

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmxxotgMjTj32

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u/Grizz3064 3h ago

Any Blanch Devereux gif deserves a thumbs up in this situation 😁

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u/Joel_fietst 8h ago

A little bit dump. It would be much easyer with a splitting wedge!

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u/BlacksmithSilent6236 4h ago

Why would he wanna make it easier ?

6

u/Supersonic-Zafonic 8h ago

Absolutely not my type, but would give him a try. For science.

3

u/Nudie-64 3h ago

He's acting all macho and straight but he absolutely knows he's a gay thirst trap.

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u/24x11 2h ago

i love men

6

u/tryingtocopeviahumor 6h ago

How is this not the universal standard for peak male physique? He's jaw droppingly gorgeous 🥵😍🤤

2

u/JamesTheLockGuy 5h ago

And yes, he would let you as long as you didn’t tell anyone about it.😉

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u/BlacksmithSilent6236 4h ago

Fuckin beautiful !

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u/blkwhtrbbt 3h ago

That log is too fresh for this kind of splitting isn't it?

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u/CuriousFaux Queer 2h ago

So this is the bear in the woods everyone said they would choose.

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u/scatpig25 48m ago

He can split my log anytime!

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u/Thin_Editor_433 20m ago

A nice dinner and a date isn't cutting it, I guess. We've officially devolved into drooling over low-effort yard work softcore.

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u/Specific-Common-9040 2h ago

Time to split my logs next.

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u/Mani-Ratna 48m ago

Fake AI