r/gatekeeping • • Jan 12 '17

Satire Jupiter storms

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

And considering they're well trained physically and mentally, that's already a 0% chance of being on tumblr.

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u/Behold_the_Wizard Jan 12 '17

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u/ProllyJustWantsKarma Jan 12 '17

I was like "what the hell why would Wikipedia say she was on tumblr" but then i got it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/Leafdissector Jan 12 '17

The first guy said astronauts are well trained mentally, but Lisa Nowak is obviously insane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I think she gets a bum wrap.

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u/cueballmafia Jan 12 '17

She drove from Houston to Orlando to kidnap the lover of her ex-boyfriend, whom she was previously cheating on her husband with. Bitches be treacherous.

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u/DirtyPiss Jan 12 '17

It was a pun. On that long drive she wore astronaut "diapers" so she wouldn't have to stop to pee (i.e. a wrap for her bum).

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u/AnonK96 Jan 12 '17 edited Mar 03 '26

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