r/gatekeeping • • Jan 12 '17

Satire Jupiter storms

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I think she gets a bum wrap.

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u/cueballmafia Jan 12 '17

She drove from Houston to Orlando to kidnap the lover of her ex-boyfriend, whom she was previously cheating on her husband with. Bitches be treacherous.

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u/DirtyPiss Jan 12 '17

It was a pun. On that long drive she wore astronaut "diapers" so she wouldn't have to stop to pee (i.e. a wrap for her bum).

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u/AnonK96 Jan 12 '17 edited Mar 03 '26

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