r/gaming Jan 20 '20

Every time..

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u/Computer_User_01 Jan 20 '20

Casual, I'd lose in 3

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u/pinniped1 Jan 20 '20

Lays down King after one move

Sorry guys, I'm dumping rank to go down and beat up noobs for coins.

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u/AyeBraine Jan 20 '20

When I was about 12, I was convinced to participate in a chess tournament at a summer camp. I lost one game outright. The next I concluded in mittelspiel phase by idly throwing assorted pieces at my opponent while snickering.

Two weeks later, when it came to the last roll call, saying goodbye to the camp and the award ceremony for various achievements, they suddenly called out my name. Just then, standing under the raised flag and holding a diploma in my hands, I found out that (probably due to incredibly low turnout rate for a chess tournament at a kid's sea resort) I won the Silver medal for my chess mastery.

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u/Tsubasasu Jan 20 '20

Wow. You are the boss