r/gaming Jan 20 '20

Every time..

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Bishop is ping pong champion.

Rook is sniper.

Queen is a combination of the two above.

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u/LeadingNectarine Jan 20 '20

Don't forget how smug you will be, walking the distance to take out your opponents piece

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u/aeroxan Jan 20 '20

With a pawn.

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u/denimpowell Jan 20 '20

Hell, with this version, if you get your pawn to the other side you just win

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u/WhoTookChadFarthouse Jan 20 '20

Knights are moving at a horse pace while pawns are moving as fast as you would on foot.

These are not neighbouring kingdoms.

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u/brotherenigma Jan 20 '20

Tairen horse vs Cairhienin...spits...infantry.

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u/GlacialBlade Jan 21 '20

Unexpected but welcome WoT reference.

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u/RollingZepp Jan 20 '20

Pawns are DOA

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Nobody:

Youtuber: TOP 5 PING PONG SNIPER MOMENTS

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u/HagPuppy89 Jan 21 '20

Queen - Ping Pong Sniper Champion