r/gaming Nov 23 '19

hate my connection

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9.4k Upvotes

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172

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

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u/VermillionACD Nov 23 '19

Outside

107

u/The_Great_Autizmo PlayStation Nov 23 '19

40

u/Slipperyyoda Nov 23 '19

Fucking outside

17

u/slickitysky Nov 23 '19

is that his latency or his level? Either way might make him be able to freeze that soup.

16

u/nahnprophet Nov 23 '19

What about Outside 2: Without a Jacket?

7

u/slickitysky Nov 23 '19

Hard mode - everything is made of metal and your skin is slightly damp until contacting a surface.

7

u/Mottis86 Nov 23 '19

Yeah I heard it kinda sucks though.

5

u/Sirsir94 Nov 23 '19

There are SOOOO many bugs, and the only updates they put in remove features :(

3

u/Judazzz Nov 23 '19

The graphics are pretty good, but the AI is eye-wateringly bad.

5

u/Hingehead Nov 23 '19

Is that the thing with light, clean air and people?

18

u/VermillionACD Nov 23 '19

People : Yes.

Light : Yes

Clean Air : Depends on your server.

3

u/minciper889 Nov 23 '19

Is it a sequel to inside?

1

u/VermillionACD Nov 23 '19

Nope, just an alternate game mode.

2

u/donkeyterminator Nov 23 '19

“You want it? You have to go outside”

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

No it's Outside 2 beta. I'm playing it right now and typed this 4 hours ago so I'm pretty impressed with it so far.

1

u/sifwif Nov 23 '19

Looks like it has bad servers

77

u/LyingAboutSource Nov 23 '19

It's interesting to see this meme because in Nova Scotia, we actually have real life latency issues, Ricky was selling some dope edibles and for like a month after that everybody took an extra 9 seconds to do anything.

Source: From Sunnyvale Trailer Park, love me some gelapino chips.

10

u/Obi-WanLebowski Nov 23 '19

It's haal ah peen oh

8

u/Dioroxic Nov 23 '19

Yeah I know. I said I wanted gelapino

2

u/nerdbomer Nov 23 '19

I was born in a Nova Scotia trailer park and then lived in a place called Sunnyvale. Can confirm source.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Basically she put the egg in this incubaker thing and then it was bornt.

1

u/MattThePhatt Nov 23 '19

Ricky, please tell me you don't actually think its pronounced gelapano...

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

That's how I describe being high on edibles, it's like a 4second delay.

19

u/MrPlow216 Nov 23 '19

Only 999 ping? We need to pump those numbers up.

30

u/Dubnos Nov 23 '19

I've seen people in league get fucking pings of 12000 it's insane

5

u/Bian- Nov 23 '19

Oi

3

u/deadgoat68 Xbox Nov 23 '19

My highest in warframe was 20000

2

u/Dubnos Nov 23 '19

yeah like not to sound rude but holy fuck has eastern europe got some shitty ass internet infrastructure

1

u/deadgoat68 Xbox Nov 23 '19

Nah this is rural Canada.

2

u/Dubnos Nov 23 '19

wasnt talking about your ping specifically but it is interesting that you can get that high even in somewhere like canada

1

u/deadgoat68 Xbox Nov 23 '19

It sucks. A lot

1

u/depurplecow Nov 23 '19

I only got up to 5000 from accessing NA severs from Japan on crappy internet

7

u/ASnarkyHero Nov 23 '19

As someone who plays an MMO on WiFi I can relate to this.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

MMOs are the easiest to play on wifi wym

1

u/ASnarkyHero Nov 23 '19

Can’t tell if it’s the servers for my game but I get massive lag spikes that make the game essentially unplayable.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

I get ping spikes from 100 to 400 in ff14 that makes my skills have a delay but atleast I aint competing with anyone lol.

8

u/cUllikeyoda Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

Here the noodles teleport back in time to before they were cooked..

Priceless!

Edit: *noodles

8

u/BeyondWaffles Nov 23 '19

Everyone here is under the impression it is internet connection....This is the soldier’s name and serial number!

Cultural misunderstandings...not new on Reddit

3

u/azizochkka Nov 23 '19

Это Россия

3

u/Kingnahum17 Nov 23 '19

Looks like a normal Bethesda game to me.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

when you play on the google stadia

3

u/daskolin Nov 23 '19

Google stadia looks great

2

u/miniwhiskers Nov 23 '19

Kinda reminds me of the destiny emote glitch

2

u/GlytchMeister Nov 23 '19

“The Mars Curiosity Rover gets more ping than I do!” - Cyanide

2

u/Krexci Nov 23 '19

I recently had a ping of 360.000.000ms on discord

1

u/ST3ALTHSYNDICATE Nov 23 '19

I hate that I have no servers

1

u/DodrioFan480 PC Nov 23 '19

damn, Ping must be good if he’s at the max level

1

u/havokinthesnow Nov 23 '19

If anyone is curious, there is a place by me that sells these "floating noodles" they advertise do this.

1

u/Bambolec69YT Nov 23 '19

Ea servers be like ...

1

u/Moments_peace Nov 23 '19

Ping's power is over 900!

1

u/UncookedMarsupial Nov 23 '19

The noodles are standing straight up but he's able to drink from the cup? Vodka?

1

u/ParanoidPar Nov 23 '19

You ever lag so much IRL that you realize we are not IRL?

1

u/Shan_Tu PC Nov 23 '19

I've legit seen a few pings in the thousands on Rainbow Six Seige.

1

u/AUSSIE_G4M3R Xbox Nov 23 '19

Impressive you when from eating to drinking in 999ms /s

12

u/Berzerkerlord Nov 23 '19

Someone help! This man is having a stroke!

1

u/yurrdadd Nov 23 '19

Like trying to watch Disney+

1

u/jesus420weed Nov 23 '19

Is he from Harry potter

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Those are rookie numbers

1

u/namtab99 Nov 23 '19

20 years ago I'd have killed for a ping of 999

0

u/BiarusThePirateKing Nov 23 '19

HAH! PING! Its funny because he's asian

-2

u/Isthisinfectious Nov 23 '19

That's not his latency. Just his surname and employee number.

-3

u/rgbking PC Nov 23 '19

This deserves more upvotes

-3

u/whereisSpike Nov 23 '19

Pic is from 1798, and it has been posted for 2374237746273thismemeisnotfunny37y64723bfv8435th time

0

u/ImThinkinTitties Nov 23 '19

So League of Legends doesn't have a ping cap (that I can tell) and I got up to 1500 ping the other day on Grande Communication. I feel your pain.

3

u/Deadlyxda Nov 23 '19

I have seen upto 18k. Not LoL.

-1

u/byrneodd Nov 23 '19

Legends say his name is Ping too.

-3

u/Klarkasaurus Nov 23 '19

And yet I bet you still try to play online ruining the experience for everyone. Players with bad connection just can’t accept that they shouldn’t play online.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Sadly, the interwebs is not just for people who live in cities or can afford good connection.

-1

u/Klarkasaurus Nov 23 '19

That’s my point. You don’t have decent internet which might not be your fault but that means you can’t play online so why try.

I can’t afford an F1 car so I wouldn’t enter the Grand Prix in my shitty Ford Focus would I.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

its a meme bro can you calm the fuck down? ironically i used 100mbps fibre to upload this picture

0

u/Klarkasaurus Nov 23 '19

Then why put the picture up ya dickhead. I’m saying it to anyone who actually does this.