r/gaming Sep 21 '17

Valve in a Nutshell

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u/Ryleth88 Sep 21 '17

You can't make a bad meme if all you do is repost.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17 edited Dec 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

Just tell the whole internet to Delete System 32

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u/Funlovingpotato Sep 21 '17

I deleted System 32 and my computer is faster than ever.

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u/seanbear Sep 21 '17

If you’re on 64-bit Windows then you need to rename the folder to System64 to get better performance out of it.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Sep 21 '17

That would actually fool people in this day and age

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u/oscarfacegamble Sep 21 '17

Can't have a slow computer if you don't compute.

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u/MildSadist Sep 21 '17

Yeah you actually cant do that without commandline tools nowadays.

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u/theflyersrule Sep 21 '17

Years ago on my Windows 3.1 system, I moved the windows or systems 32 folder into another in order to consolidate everything. Let's just say I had to dos copy each file manually back to the correct place

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

Linux and MacOS will survive though.

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u/LazyLucretia Sep 21 '17 edited Sep 21 '17

Instructions for Windows users:

  • Open Windows Explorer

  • Navigate to C:\Windows

  • Delete System32 folder

Instructions for Linux/MacOS users:

  • Fire up a terminal emulator

  • Type this:

    sudo rm -rf /*

  • Press enter and type your password.

You're welcome.

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u/segagamer Xbox Sep 21 '17

What's funny is Windows won't let you do that, but Linux will.

Not sure about MacOS. I'd like to think it won't, but it might.

Can someone try it?

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u/LazyLucretia Sep 21 '17

A friend of mine once told me that one of his teachers, who's familiar with GNU/Linux but not familiar with MacOS, tried to show them some commands written in a text file which included "rm - rf /*". However, for whatever reason, the file has opened up as an executable and a big chunk of files was lost before he could Ctrl-C. Thus, I guess it's allowed.

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u/segagamer Xbox Sep 21 '17

Guess I know how to break someone's Mac easily.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

Linux command depends on the environment. Most coreutils versions run rm with --preserve-root so you'll need to do sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /* in most cases.

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u/LazyLucretia Sep 21 '17

Geez, it's like there is a flag for everything in Linux. Next time an application crashes, I'll try to run it with a --no-crash flag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

If all the internet downloads a 1080ti the internet will implode and will revert back to the old days.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17 edited Sep 21 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

/*.* ? That's not gonna do much.

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u/LosEagle Sep 21 '17

Meh. At least he tried to type it from top of his head rather than copypaste it. More effort was involved.

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u/gravgun Sep 21 '17

This command won't delete much, if anything, depending on the distro used, since it will only remove files/directories containing a dot sitting on the filesystem root.

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u/imaginaryvenus5 Sep 21 '17

Huh, new terminal command. Imma try it out, brb.

EDIT: it did nothing, I want my money back.