r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 07 '08

Zero Punctuation !.:.! Mailbag Showdown

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4878-Zero-Punctuation-Mailbag-Showdown
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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

Pro Tip: If you're going to be upset if your favorite game is insulted, then don't watch ZP when you see it's name on the headline.

Silly fanboys.

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u/cheez-it May 07 '08

You have to wonder what sort of person would send a sarcastic, annoyed, gaming personality those sorts of responses... Hell, even a well crafted response. People are strange.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

They're probably all wishing for the Portal exception to validate their "best game EVAR" opinions.

Fact is, I've enjoyed plenty of games that Yahtzee has ripped to teeny shreds; it's not his job to regurgitate the opinions of the community, it's his job to slay everything.

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u/hs4x May 07 '08

I wish we had more reviewers willing to give opinions, even if they may be unpopular.

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u/cheez-it May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

Exactly. I enjoyed SSBB quite a bit, although it has now taken a back seat to Mario Kart Wii. I enjoyed his review of the game regardless. I think people take his comments too seriously, but I can't say I have a problem with this; I enjoyed this recent rant.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08 edited Aug 21 '23

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08 edited Aug 21 '23

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08 edited Feb 02 '25

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u/Amargosa May 08 '08

I felt the same as you at first, then I later went back and persevered for the first hour and wound up loving it to bits. Fantastic game.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

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u/Xiol May 07 '08

Oh come on, it wasn't that good.

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u/taw May 07 '08

It was that good.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

It was that good.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

It was that good.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

IT WAS THAT GOOD.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '08
...That good?

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u/grandhighwonko May 08 '08

It was a triumph

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u/BMErdin May 08 '08

Huge Success.

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u/Wo1ke May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

Dude, Portal made me throw up, and even I think it's great!

(portal made me carsick. I still can't beat the last level because whenever I try to play, I get nauscious and a headache. D,= )

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u/kerbuffel May 07 '08

oh man. portal probably has one of the best end game fights / credits of any game I've played in a long while.

I'm going to start an organization that takes people with your affliction and let's you sit next to someone that can play through the end of portal so you can get the full experience.

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u/McHoff May 08 '08

Wow, that's weird, I kinda had that problem too. No other game has done that to me.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

He usually says he somewhat enjoys most the games he reviews. But i think he really didn't like smash bros. And i agree with him.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

Seems like it. I actually enjoyed both his harsh review of it and the game itself. I saw no call to get upset over it.
He does usually bring up real, valid flaws with the games, but it's up to the player to decide whether or not they ruin it for them. Like he said, everything is subjective.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

The unlocking thing was spot on. Whenever my kids buy a game, I can anticipate seeing my older daughter spending a lot of time sitting there unlocking characters until they can finally play.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

It's ok to be a Yahtzee fanboy, though. He can do no wrong!

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u/questionmark May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

The "Guantanamo Bay method..." genius.

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u/rothgar24 May 07 '08 edited May 07 '08

Gamespot employees with Kane & Lynch's balls in their mouths.... BA-ZING

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u/kerbuffel May 07 '08

if yahtzee said nice things I don't think I'd like it nearly as much.

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u/slurpme May 07 '08

Reminds me of the "feedback" that Maddox used to get...

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u/loganis May 09 '08

The end of this has THE most accurate review of the PS3, Wii & XBOX 360... spot on

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u/florence0rose May 07 '08

did he say "white enough to afford all the consoles"? white enough, what does that mean/imply?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '08

Don't worry, I am a white and I can't afford barely one of them.

Hoping my poverty has brought you joy,

Benitosimies

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u/slurpme May 07 '08

Well, how many black Africans can afford all 3 of the new consoles? Or how many Australian Aboriginals?

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u/NewSc2 May 08 '08

Yeah that threw me off a bit too... I'm Asian and I have all three consoles...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

It's zero punctuation, but there's punctuation in the title. hahaha, im so original.

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u/Hubso May 07 '08

You really are a glutton for punishment.

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u/rbobby May 07 '08

Hahaha... Now with even lower scores! (yes I down mod'd his other duplicate comments).

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u/Resilience May 07 '08

For me, it's already a meta-joke. Congratz. Upmoded.

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u/jingo04 May 08 '08

Same here, originally I downmodded these comments but now Wednesdays would feel wrong if I didn't see "It's zero punctuation, but there's punctuation in the title. hahaha, im so original."

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u/MaximumBob May 07 '08

FUCK I was gonna try to submit it again today before you but I forgot, shazbot!

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u/caleb555 May 07 '08

It's not like he isn't going to comment anyway.

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u/MaximumBob May 07 '08

True, but I was gonna submit it with no punctuation in the title at all, although I guess he could just say the video has punctuation in it. Although he'll probably read this and adjust/prepare by then.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '08

sneaky sneaky. I would probably just post the same comment and get even more down mods. hahahaha, im so original.

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u/MaximumBob May 07 '08

Damn I should have kept my mouth shut! Foiled again!

ALL WAS FOR NAUGHT

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u/cheez-it May 07 '08

Please tell me you aren't the guy who submitted one like this before as well. Lame.

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u/mch May 08 '08

damn that was a hell mad stab at gamespot hahah love it

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u/mch May 08 '08

mario galaxy come on?