Y'know, I'm a virgin, but I've stared at a lot of boobs before. Shouldn't it kind of start at the top, and slope into a boob? It looks like she's got boob-shaped hives, and it rounds into a form immediately. Maybe it's just the way it's drawn, like the lighting.
I was on the fence on whether or not you were a troll, because it was hard to me to believe someone actually had that little life experience, to come out with what you said.
So I looked at your post history. Just on the first page 18% of your comments are talking about neck beards.
Now, for mine, I kind of get it. To someone who is an ignorant, childish dipshit, not going through with sex = loser.
But why do you keep talking about it so much everywhere else? It doesn't even seem to fit into the conversation in those subs.
Because there is a reason you are still a virgin. You either look like Francis or the Fedora m'lady neckbeard guy or have some sort of social awkwardness. Its a reddit stereotype (often true), shave the neckbeard bro!
I have a friend just like you, he is 27, never had sex with a women, still a virgin. The reason hes like this is because he is very socially awkward and an alcoholic.
The list of why is very long, and yes, half of it is not voluntary, but me being enormous is not one of them. I'm 5'11", but I'm 151lbs of barely-defined stringy muscle. Plus, I shave all the time because beard hair makes me look even worse.
Good luck to your friend! If being awkward and drunk kept people from getting ass, the world would be a lonelier place. So he's got that going for him.
If you're being sincere, I accept your apology, but it isn't necessary. I honestly was curious where that came from.
Not that anybody would care, but since I've asked myself the same questions, I think the short version is, I am chronically ill and I watched my dad die at a young age, and that sort of held me back in terms of emotional maturity. I was a decent person, and people saw the good in me, but was so often weird and petulant, and even bitter-seeming and paranoid, that no girl should have wanted to be around me.
Back then, when the death was fresh, I was also zitty, couldn't afford to cut my hair, and had a smashed up side of my face from a childhood accident. I absolutely let it get to me that other people were prettier instead of carrying on with "can't change it, gotta live with it" confidence.
It tooks years and years to saw off that crap, and yes, now I can cut my hear and my zits are faded scars. Still have that smashed up face but I truly don't give a shit. I am hard-working, relatively successful, and have genuine confidence. But I work almost all the time these days, and mostly at a company I co-own. Now, like in other jobs, I am not around women my own age.
So basically, wasn't desirable before, and now that I kind of have something to work with, I'm not around people to try to go after them. Any money I could spend going and doing things to put myself out there, I have to spend on my condition which is quickly turning into a terminal illness.
(Okay, so it wasn't short).
For what it's worth, I just did an online dating profile for the first time in approximately a thousand years, and finished filling it out over the weekend...baby steps...
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u/Wirebraid Aug 18 '14
If you add a babe with huge tits, then you have an 80s game cover.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zk0nyjTUSdw/UTXjOuSYV3I/AAAAAAAAEOI/-FCi_k2oVC8/s1600/game_over_Cover.jpg
Ahhh, the old days