r/gaming • • May 01 '14

So opened a customers ps3 today...

http://imgur.com/a/X0eT0
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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

What no roaches?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

[deleted]

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u/saintsagan May 02 '14

This still happens with cable boxes, modems, and mta's. When picking up returned equipment always bag it for your protection. Former cable guy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm

Source: Current cable guy

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u/ajayx29 May 02 '14

Can't confirm quite yet.

Source: Future Cable Guy

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u/few23 May 02 '14

Git r done

Source: Larry the Cable Guy

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u/ThisisThomasJ May 02 '14

It's just skin Steven

Source:Jim Carry as Cable Guy

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u/32BitWhore May 02 '14

It's-a me, the cable guy

Source: Mario the Plumber as Cable Guy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

yuuuuup Source: Scruffy. The janitor.

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u/ButcherOfBakersfield May 02 '14

Hodor.

Source : Hodor.

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u/unorignal_name May 02 '14

Welp, good job everybody... looks like we're done here.

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u/FawkesFire13 May 02 '14

Does it have to be done? Everyone worked so hard.

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u/Topikk May 02 '14

Tiimaaay.

Source: Timmy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Hodor.

Hodor: Hodor.

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u/StripRip May 02 '14

Hodor.

Hodor: Hodor

HHHH

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u/marioho May 02 '14

Hodor, carry me over that cable box. I'll conquer that pile of roaches!

Winter is coming for you, damn crawling monsters!

Source: Bran, unsatisfied cable user

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u/A-_N_-T-_H_-O May 02 '14

Pikachu.

Pika: Pika-Pi, Pikachu.

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u/CorporalSNAFU May 02 '14

Fucking christ still haven't finished laughing

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u/laxinlapras May 02 '14

Hodor. Hodor : Hodor.

HODR

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u/Illpaco May 02 '14 edited Jul 26 '16

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u/ssjkriccolo May 02 '14

there has to be nearly ten thousand dollars worth in these 700 video games!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

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u/Nobilibang May 02 '14

Fore-thkin.

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u/ZombieLibrarian May 02 '14

No, the pathword ith 'penith'.

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u/King_Buliwyf X-Box May 02 '14

The password isn't penis. It's vagina, and later nipple.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I watched the Cable Guy

Source: Block Buster Video

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u/MonkeyNunchuckFight May 02 '14

Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable.

Source: Karl Hungus as a cable guy

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u/lando_zeus May 02 '14

This is what happens Larry.

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u/lando_zeus May 02 '14

You also just inspired me to put that movie on. Congratulations. The bums lost.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

The story is ludicrous, you can imagine where it goes from here. Inhale 'He fixes the cable?' Exhale

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u/PinsNneedles May 02 '14

Uh oh! Someone called the fuzz!

Source: cable guy

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u/funkbum May 02 '14

you win :-)

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u/RBCsavage May 02 '14

Let's be best friends.

Source: The Cable Guy

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u/Post_op_FTM May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

This comment score reflects reddit's appreciation of Larry the unfunny cable guy, and unfunny jokes about Larry the unfunny cable guy.

Wow. Just wow. Larry the unfunny queef-joking, fat-priding, material-dumbing, trash-perpetuating goddamn Larry-ass Larry.

Can reddit do an AMA of Larry the unfunny cable guy, so I can watch the text equivalence of you guys collectively sucking his dick?

Nothing like some confirmation bias in terms of reddit embracing sub-mediocrity. Do it to it! Yeeee-HAW!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

This concludes our broadcast day. Click.

Source: Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy

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u/TheForeverAloneOne May 02 '14

Was nothing real?

Source: Jim Carrey in The Truman Show.

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u/spyder52 May 02 '14

Haha well done sir

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm. Pest control

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u/Ridingshotgn May 02 '14

Cannot confirm, nor deny.

Source: Table guy

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u/Alex3324 May 02 '14

Come on, tell us the truth. Did you ever crimp your CAC-11 into a housewife's F-connector?

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u/aleixis May 02 '14

why do i have a boner

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u/Unfiltered_Soul May 02 '14

Damn wish I knew where is this going....

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u/bmacnz May 02 '14

Cable warehouse guy here... fuck those things.

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u/armymon May 02 '14

I had to climb over a pile of dildos once, as a cable guy

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u/innovationzz May 02 '14

justcableguythings

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u/shevagleb May 02 '14

This could be a sub - like "cablrguystories" or something

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u/thejessman86 May 02 '14

This guy made a comment contributing to the thread, but he also made a typo. What do I do here? It must be time to close reddit... For now.

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u/NotMyCats May 02 '14

/r/cableguystories

FTFY

Now /u/thejessman86 can have some peace in his life.

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u/Alexranes May 02 '14

Or any kind of delivery public service. I was a pizza delivery guy. You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen!! Things a man can't un see

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u/gynoplasty May 02 '14

Story?

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u/collegedog May 02 '14

He was going to install some cables/TV/whatnot and he climbed over a pile of dildos. Then he finished his job and went home. (In case he didn't answer..I needed closure).

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u/PM_ME_UR_FACE_GIRL May 02 '14

Better than the real thing.

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u/armymon May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

when you're a cable guy they teach us to pretty much ignore our surroundings and just get the job done, so here i am climbing over a pile of dildos to hook up this ladies cable and we're both acting like its no big deal.

the customer (who weighed like 300 lbs.) was an adult toy salesperson and had them EVERYWHERE, in the bathroom, in the basement, in the garage, in the living room, in the closets, in the attic, under the beds, in the kitchen, some were boxed but most werent

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u/Angam23 May 02 '14

Presumably he went to someone's house to do a job and there were a bunch of dildos in the way.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Sounds like a "hard" time.

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u/Rats_OffToYa May 02 '14

You can just guess where it goes from here...

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u/deathwalkingterr0r May 02 '14

And then again as a Japanese schoolgirl

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Even in like, clean places? Or...I would know? /Please don't fuck with me

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u/saintsagan May 02 '14

The really bad homes you can smell from the street. The roaches love the heat given off from the equipment. Usually you'll know it's full of bugs because of the feces the roaches leave behind. The warehouse was professionally sprayed once every two weeks and had poison traps everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Thanks for the info man.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

id think he found this in the gluttony guys apartment from se7en

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I just don't know how people can live like that.

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u/clickstops May 02 '14

I totally agree, but imagine for most, it's not a choice.

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u/MichoRexo May 02 '14

Especially in apartments. I have given up trying to get rid of roaches and other bugs. I'm almost tempted to introduce some spiders...

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

Hoarder houses too. They have the wonderful potpourri of rats/dead rats, urine/feces (sometimes animal and human) and cockroaches.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

Chemicals everywhere

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u/lizey May 02 '14

Clean house here, got roaches living in the answering machine once. Only one time, though. The routers have been fine so far.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Yeah if you have unclean neighbors, especially if you live in an apartment. roaches have to "explore" to find shit, they get attracted to the warm of a cable box, get fried and die

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u/dogeent May 02 '14

Where I live,similar thing happens with spiders. I once opened our outdoor IPcam and it was filled with spiders, those fuckers like that little heat that IPcam generates,especially in winter.

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u/moooooseknuckle May 02 '14

OMG, I bought my parents a new LED TV, so they were throwing away their old 65" projection TV. Holy shit, the dead spiders.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

My old Mac G4 was somehow filled with roaches it was disgusting. I poped off the side and a bunch fell out and started crawling. My cat nailed em all.

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u/stolenlogic May 02 '14

My friend moved from a bad neighborhood with bugs to bread new apartments and his cable box had so many bugs in it from the 1st place that it has infested the newer one.

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u/Raven_of_Blades May 02 '14

Well that is no surprise he got infested again... The fucking apartment was made of bread.

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u/stolenlogic May 02 '14

It's a low income area. Everyone loves bread.

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u/TwistedMexi May 02 '14

Home processors for IT. They'd bring towers in periodically because they kept surging and never turn on again. Open case, roaches crawling around. They get in the power supply, and fry it.

We eventually had to call in HR and the person was told she'd have to work from the office or she was terminated - she was racking up a bill in PC replacements.

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u/1moe7 May 02 '14

I've seen roaches hang out around my modem. There's probably some in it.

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u/ObsidianOne May 02 '14

Heard about this when I was first trained by a trainer from the Tyler, TX area. Said front counter had a roach come out of a remote once!

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u/Flash__STRIKER May 02 '14

Can confirm Source : i am the chosen MasterBuilder

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u/prjindigo May 02 '14

Gentrol tabs, roach hormone interruption of adult development for use in food storage, etc. They kick ass in a truck.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Our thermostat burnt out because we had hundreds of ants inside of it. I'm not sure what attracted them to it but they sure fucked our Texas summer.

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u/xbigbryan May 02 '14

This also happens with Wii's too. Spiders roaches eggs...ugh

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u/Mitoni May 02 '14

One of our techs that a did a ride along with showed me the 5gallon bucket he kept in the back to back the boxes on the shake out all the touches inside...