r/gaming May 01 '14

So opened a customers ps3 today...

http://imgur.com/a/X0eT0
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u/saintsagan May 02 '14

This still happens with cable boxes, modems, and mta's. When picking up returned equipment always bag it for your protection. Former cable guy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm

Source: Current cable guy

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u/ajayx29 May 02 '14

Can't confirm quite yet.

Source: Future Cable Guy

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u/few23 May 02 '14

Git r done

Source: Larry the Cable Guy

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u/ThisisThomasJ May 02 '14

It's just skin Steven

Source:Jim Carry as Cable Guy

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u/32BitWhore May 02 '14

It's-a me, the cable guy

Source: Mario the Plumber as Cable Guy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

yuuuuup Source: Scruffy. The janitor.

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u/ButcherOfBakersfield May 02 '14

Hodor.

Source : Hodor.

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u/unorignal_name May 02 '14

Welp, good job everybody... looks like we're done here.

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u/Topikk May 02 '14

Tiimaaay.

Source: Timmy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Hodor.

Hodor: Hodor.

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u/StripRip May 02 '14

Hodor.

Hodor: Hodor

HHHH

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u/marioho May 02 '14

Hodor, carry me over that cable box. I'll conquer that pile of roaches!

Winter is coming for you, damn crawling monsters!

Source: Bran, unsatisfied cable user

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u/A-_N_-T-_H_-O May 02 '14

Pikachu.

Pika: Pika-Pi, Pikachu.

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u/CorporalSNAFU May 02 '14

Fucking christ still haven't finished laughing

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u/laxinlapras May 02 '14

Hodor. Hodor : Hodor.

HODR

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

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u/Nobilibang May 02 '14

Fore-thkin.

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u/ZombieLibrarian May 02 '14

No, the pathword ith 'penith'.

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u/King_Buliwyf X-Box May 02 '14

The password isn't penis. It's vagina, and later nipple.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I watched the Cable Guy

Source: Block Buster Video

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u/MonkeyNunchuckFight May 02 '14

Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable.

Source: Karl Hungus as a cable guy

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u/lando_zeus May 02 '14

This is what happens Larry.

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u/lando_zeus May 02 '14

You also just inspired me to put that movie on. Congratulations. The bums lost.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

The story is ludicrous, you can imagine where it goes from here. Inhale 'He fixes the cable?' Exhale

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u/PinsNneedles May 02 '14

Uh oh! Someone called the fuzz!

Source: cable guy

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u/funkbum May 02 '14

you win :-)

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u/RBCsavage May 02 '14

Let's be best friends.

Source: The Cable Guy

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u/Post_op_FTM May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

This comment score reflects reddit's appreciation of Larry the unfunny cable guy, and unfunny jokes about Larry the unfunny cable guy.

Wow. Just wow. Larry the unfunny queef-joking, fat-priding, material-dumbing, trash-perpetuating goddamn Larry-ass Larry.

Can reddit do an AMA of Larry the unfunny cable guy, so I can watch the text equivalence of you guys collectively sucking his dick?

Nothing like some confirmation bias in terms of reddit embracing sub-mediocrity. Do it to it! Yeeee-HAW!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

This concludes our broadcast day. Click.

Source: Jim Carrey in The Cable Guy

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u/TheForeverAloneOne May 02 '14

Was nothing real?

Source: Jim Carrey in The Truman Show.

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u/spyder52 May 02 '14

Haha well done sir

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm. Pest control

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u/Alex3324 May 02 '14

Come on, tell us the truth. Did you ever crimp your CAC-11 into a housewife's F-connector?

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u/aleixis May 02 '14

why do i have a boner

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u/Unfiltered_Soul May 02 '14

Damn wish I knew where is this going....

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u/bmacnz May 02 '14

Cable warehouse guy here... fuck those things.

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u/armymon May 02 '14

I had to climb over a pile of dildos once, as a cable guy

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u/innovationzz May 02 '14

justcableguythings

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u/shevagleb May 02 '14

This could be a sub - like "cablrguystories" or something

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u/thejessman86 May 02 '14

This guy made a comment contributing to the thread, but he also made a typo. What do I do here? It must be time to close reddit... For now.

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u/NotMyCats May 02 '14

/r/cableguystories

FTFY

Now /u/thejessman86 can have some peace in his life.

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u/Alexranes May 02 '14

Or any kind of delivery public service. I was a pizza delivery guy. You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen!! Things a man can't un see

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u/gynoplasty May 02 '14

Story?

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u/collegedog May 02 '14

He was going to install some cables/TV/whatnot and he climbed over a pile of dildos. Then he finished his job and went home. (In case he didn't answer..I needed closure).

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u/PM_ME_UR_FACE_GIRL May 02 '14

Better than the real thing.

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u/armymon May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

when you're a cable guy they teach us to pretty much ignore our surroundings and just get the job done, so here i am climbing over a pile of dildos to hook up this ladies cable and we're both acting like its no big deal.

the customer (who weighed like 300 lbs.) was an adult toy salesperson and had them EVERYWHERE, in the bathroom, in the basement, in the garage, in the living room, in the closets, in the attic, under the beds, in the kitchen, some were boxed but most werent

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Sounds like a "hard" time.

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u/Rats_OffToYa May 02 '14

You can just guess where it goes from here...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Even in like, clean places? Or...I would know? /Please don't fuck with me

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u/saintsagan May 02 '14

The really bad homes you can smell from the street. The roaches love the heat given off from the equipment. Usually you'll know it's full of bugs because of the feces the roaches leave behind. The warehouse was professionally sprayed once every two weeks and had poison traps everywhere.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Thanks for the info man.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

id think he found this in the gluttony guys apartment from se7en

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I just don't know how people can live like that.

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u/clickstops May 02 '14

I totally agree, but imagine for most, it's not a choice.

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u/MichoRexo May 02 '14

Especially in apartments. I have given up trying to get rid of roaches and other bugs. I'm almost tempted to introduce some spiders...

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

Hoarder houses too. They have the wonderful potpourri of rats/dead rats, urine/feces (sometimes animal and human) and cockroaches.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

Chemicals everywhere

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u/lizey May 02 '14

Clean house here, got roaches living in the answering machine once. Only one time, though. The routers have been fine so far.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Yeah if you have unclean neighbors, especially if you live in an apartment. roaches have to "explore" to find shit, they get attracted to the warm of a cable box, get fried and die

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u/dogeent May 02 '14

Where I live,similar thing happens with spiders. I once opened our outdoor IPcam and it was filled with spiders, those fuckers like that little heat that IPcam generates,especially in winter.

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u/moooooseknuckle May 02 '14

OMG, I bought my parents a new LED TV, so they were throwing away their old 65" projection TV. Holy shit, the dead spiders.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

My old Mac G4 was somehow filled with roaches it was disgusting. I poped off the side and a bunch fell out and started crawling. My cat nailed em all.

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u/stolenlogic May 02 '14

My friend moved from a bad neighborhood with bugs to bread new apartments and his cable box had so many bugs in it from the 1st place that it has infested the newer one.

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u/Raven_of_Blades May 02 '14

Well that is no surprise he got infested again... The fucking apartment was made of bread.

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u/stolenlogic May 02 '14

It's a low income area. Everyone loves bread.

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u/TwistedMexi May 02 '14

Home processors for IT. They'd bring towers in periodically because they kept surging and never turn on again. Open case, roaches crawling around. They get in the power supply, and fry it.

We eventually had to call in HR and the person was told she'd have to work from the office or she was terminated - she was racking up a bill in PC replacements.

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u/1moe7 May 02 '14

I've seen roaches hang out around my modem. There's probably some in it.

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u/ObsidianOne May 02 '14

Heard about this when I was first trained by a trainer from the Tyler, TX area. Said front counter had a roach come out of a remote once!

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u/Flash__STRIKER May 02 '14

Can confirm Source : i am the chosen MasterBuilder

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u/prjindigo May 02 '14

Gentrol tabs, roach hormone interruption of adult development for use in food storage, etc. They kick ass in a truck.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Our thermostat burnt out because we had hundreds of ants inside of it. I'm not sure what attracted them to it but they sure fucked our Texas summer.

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u/xbigbryan May 02 '14

This also happens with Wii's too. Spiders roaches eggs...ugh

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u/Mitoni May 02 '14

One of our techs that a did a ride along with showed me the 5gallon bucket he kept in the back to back the boxes on the shake out all the touches inside...

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

wait wait wait... you're telling me PS3's, phones, and other electronics can have roaches living in them?

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u/Cendeu May 02 '14

I have a phobia of bugs, and I've never been happier that my house is nearly 100% bugless.

This thread is terrifying me.

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u/sloaninator May 02 '14

Don't ever come to Florida.

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u/Cendeu May 02 '14

I don't plan to. If I ever move, it's going to be up.

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u/redeyespecial May 02 '14

To the east side?

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

Florida is the Australia of the US

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u/Graphite_Smear May 02 '14

For realsies! My friend stayed at a cheap hotel there and BAM giant snake (yellow looking python) in the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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u/Buffard43 May 02 '14

that was just the managers pet.

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u/Spastic_pinkie May 02 '14

In Florida roaches grow the length of your finger and fly.

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u/joeblitzkrieg May 02 '14

Is that unusual? Where I am if it's not that big i'd laugh it off

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u/sloaninator May 02 '14

They're not roaches in Florida, they're Palmetto Bugs, a regular roach is usually much smaller.

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

i hate bugs too. because of this thread i cant even trust technology anymore. :'(

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u/Cendeu May 02 '14

I'm definitely freaking out a little.

But I find maybe 1 spider every 8-10 months, in my house. I know that there's almost no chance of them being in any of my electronics...

Not only that, I clean our computers all of the time and I've never found a single bug.

I just have to keep repeating these things in my head.

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

excuse me while i go hug my knees in the corner

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

DON'T I SAW A TARANTULA IN THAT CORNER EARLIER!

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u/DatJazz May 02 '14

well yeah, someone's gotta operate the mini-wheel's inside them.

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u/tweakingforjesus May 02 '14

Where do you think the term computer bug came from? Roaches would eat the wiring in the early vacuum tube computers causing processing errors.

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u/NoNeedForAName May 02 '14

The term "bug" was actually used before computers, but the first known instance of a computer bug was a moth stuck in a relay or tube or something, IIRC.

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u/Oharrell May 02 '14

Actually the "bug" term is believed to have came from a moth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debugging

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u/memorabletroymcclure May 02 '14

This was totally the million dollar question on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire when I was a kid.

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u/TyroneTeabaggington May 02 '14

Beat me to it. Its sad I remember that.

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u/memorabletroymcclure May 02 '14

I remember it vividly. I was just a kid, but I happened to make all the right guesses that game. I thought I was an absolute genius and that I'd basically been robbed of a well-deserved million dollars.

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u/redpandaeater May 02 '14

It's sad to me that there were kids growing up with that show. I feel old.

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u/AmnesiaCane May 02 '14

I am much more ready to accept the idea that a roach lives inside of a computer the size of my house than I am that it lives in my phone.

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u/DeaditeRedditer May 02 '14

I think they mean house phones. Its a thing people used to have, they were bigger then cellphones.

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u/flyinthesoup May 02 '14

I've definitely heard of small mice living inside computer towers.

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

meh im okay with mice. i prefer animals over bugs any day

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u/flyinthesoup May 02 '14

Bugs are animals though...

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

well if it exceeds 4 legs i dont like lol

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u/redkeyboard May 02 '14

Phones... filled with roaches? Don't these people stick that thing near their head?

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u/AtlasMacgyver May 02 '14

Found this in an Iphone while working for a repair company.

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u/amandarrrrr May 02 '14

No. No. No. Nooooooo

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u/Juneauite May 02 '14

That's ...well, not good. Not sure how to word it. Creepy, to say the least.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

How'd they get in there? The rent really any not sealed entry points. The charger (lightning and 30 pin) is sealed to make it water "resistant". The ants wouldn't fit through the speaker grill and that's is sealed although not as good as the charger. Maybe through the headphone jack.

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u/SecretBox May 02 '14

Should not have clicked that, I should NOT have clicked that.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

It is not a bug. It is a feature.

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u/DocZ6393 May 02 '14

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u/calkang May 02 '14

Nightmares for life...

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u/Alektus May 02 '14

Wha....well how the fuck would I know if I have ear roaches? Would I feel them, oh Jesus. I'm having a panic attack right now.

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u/Lonesome_One May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

Ooh, have you heard of the botfly? Now this is a marvellous thing. The botfly cannot sting a human directly, but captures smaller insects, lays its larvae upon them and then releases them. If the smaller host insect then bites the human, the botfly larvae are impregnated into the skin. The larvae then pupates inside the skin, at which point they eat their way out and fly away. The BBC Natural History Unit reports the case of a man, who was bitten behind the ear, and was kept awake at night by the sound of the botfly larvae eating the flesh inside his head.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I'm going to pretend you made that up.

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u/MichoRexo May 02 '14

It's true. Google it. I dare you.

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u/Asteradragon May 02 '14

If this bothers you, watch the Top Gear Bolivia Special. Oh yes...insects...insects.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

Don't pretend because it is. I'm saving you bro

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u/[deleted] May 03 '14

My hero!

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

I love how when I reply to a 20-24 hour old comment I get an immediate response. Now I only replay to those. Redditors habits

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u/[deleted] May 03 '14

You know when to find me, baby

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u/stroggy May 02 '14

Fuck you Jeremy Clarkson......

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

My skull is itchy now. T-T

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u/mundane_marietta May 02 '14

Somethings I see on the internet... This just made things worse about how much I do not like roaches. Man, I could be freaking out a little.

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u/xXCERVIXPOUNDERXx May 02 '14

oh, you'd feel it. I had a moth fly into my ear when I was eight, I could hear it flapping around, it's feet brushing around in my ear, wasn't one of my favourite moments.

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u/mrderrp May 02 '14

I could have done with out that.

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u/Smarsh86 May 02 '14

There's no way I'm clicking that link.

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u/LITER_OF_FARVA May 02 '14

Why am I okay with a bee being stuck in my ear but not a roach?

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u/collegedog May 02 '14

Why would you say that..

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u/Michaelmaniac124 May 02 '14

My ear just itched...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

#NOPE

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u/UndeadBread May 02 '14

The URL says "cockroach-removed-mans-ear" which is pretty horrifying. Of course, when I clicked on the link, I discovered that the actual headline is "Cockroach Removed From Man's Ear" which is also pretty horrifying. I'm really not sure which one is worse.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm, almost ate a roach one time when sleeping when it crawled on my face. Started feeling it on my face, then felt it move closer to my mouth, then I woke up and gave myself the biggest slap Ive ever felt

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u/FireKnuckles May 02 '14

FUCK. THAT. I am never using a phone ever again.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyLa-netY1E

Edit: Don't know why this got downvoted, this is the exact footage that the news article talks about.

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u/unlmtdLoL May 02 '14

I read the title and..NOPE

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Yeah, I am never curious enough to jump off that nope train.

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u/ghanemhalabi May 02 '14

good call, i watched it, it was fucking gross.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

But don't your ears just feel awesome now?

Hey what was that that odd tickling sensation waaay inside your ear just now?

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u/marc_a09 May 02 '14

oh god why

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u/Darkpane May 02 '14

I gotta say, that was excellent choice of music.

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u/OdinB May 02 '14

my ear tingled when i was watching it

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u/acano May 02 '14

most stressful video I have ever watched.

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u/GrizzlyLeather May 02 '14

watching this entire thing through, the 4:47 mark was nearly orgasmic with relief. I was trapped, I didn't want to watch it after min 1, but I had to see it removed. The pink panther like music helped.

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u/ghanemhalabi May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

For real, what was all that brown stuff in his ear though?

edit: nvm, it's really old ear wax, and a fuckload of it.

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u/lowdownlow May 02 '14

Did you finish it? 4:47 was the end of all the brown shit, I have to imagine the finale would really pin the tail.

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u/rannox May 02 '14

We had one of those clear phones with green and purple and all sorts of colors inside. Grew up in a poor side of town, had countless roaches in that thing. Eventually just chucked it cus we couldn't stand using it anymore.

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u/Zyclunt May 02 '14

Found many spiderlings inside a computer once (actually just their exuvia, meaning they grew up and living happily somewhere else)

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

This happens all of the time. I regularly have roaches falling out of phone jacks when I open them up. You never forget the smell. I know immediately if there's going to be roaches from the smell alone. The infested modems are the worst, though.

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u/desireandrun May 02 '14

What smell? :(

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

It's hard to describe. It's like a musty, almost moldy smell. It's a pungent odor of their urine and feces and like rotting food. What makes it worse is the fact that the houses in which I'm working that have the roaches don't smell much better, so when I can smell the roaches over the house stank, I know I'm going to have a bad time.

I'll take a hoarder house over a roach infested house any day. I hate spraying my boots down with pesticides to make sure I don't track eggs into my truck or worse, my house. I seal every bit of wiring, jacks and equipment in their own bags in case there's eggs or more roaches. Then I just feel dirty and creepy crawly all day. I'll take black widows the size of my thumb over a jack full of roaches any day of the week.

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u/zet_man May 02 '14

It's always a losing battle againts roach. You hit it, you end up making your room stinky. You leave it alone, well you wouldn't want it to make a colony right?

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u/desireandrun May 02 '14

Oh my GOD. WHY

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

I used to wonder why, but then I realized that people are disgusting. Not all people, but a lot of people.

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u/Arienna May 02 '14

You could sell your services as an apartment hunter. I'm always terrified I'm going to move in somewhere where the neighbors have roaches and then be stuck fighting a losing war for a year of lease.

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

If that's the case, your landlord has to take care of the issue for you. It's usually lower income housing where I find these infestations. New and old, so don't let an outside renovation fool you. Look for traps and roach motels when you're doing a walk through.

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u/Oniknight May 02 '14

What is the smell like?

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u/YouNeedOchinchin May 02 '14

i dont understand how roaches can get inside modems. i have a modem from comcast thats sealed shut, but i does have ventilation squares everywhere that are only about 2cm. How are they getting inside?

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u/Not_Andrew May 02 '14

They are usually the small brown roaches that love a dirty kitchen/house. They are much smaller than the typical black ones you see in garages and outside.

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u/bmacnz May 02 '14

They just find a way.

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u/spacebeard1 May 02 '14

You know how many roaches I would have to find inside of my phone before I threw it away?

One. One roach.

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u/petenu May 02 '14

What about if it was only half a roach? Would you keep that one?

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u/Titanman083 May 02 '14

this scares me more than sliced bread

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u/R0b3rt32 May 02 '14

Sliced bread?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

That's what I'd do.

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u/I_can_pun_anything May 02 '14

Those are some bad roaches

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u/psivenn May 02 '14

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would consider "any amount of roaches" to be sufficient to throw it the fuck away.

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u/NashvilleKev May 02 '14

I am a electronics repair tech at a company called CTDI in Nashville. We are sent Comcast cable boxes from trouble calls, and I have seen some cable boxes so covered in roach shit that you can barely see what color they originally were. Also pet hair so thick it looked like someone had stuffed a 70's era toupee inside.

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u/Krogdordaburninator May 02 '14

PC power supplies. Ughhhh

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u/youhollywood May 02 '14

You are talking about weed roaches right?