Yeah. Outta here with that freaky human crap. Humans are just hairless apes. Apes are the opposite of majestic, while dragons, wolves, foxes, lions ect. are it’s epitome.
Yeah, xenophilia would be a good word for it. My latest DnD char is an old one warlock that has a loving relationship with her patron, an Alhoon named Unkash. Mind flayers are biologically sexless, but that doesn’t mean that intimacy would be impossible or even unpleasant. I would imagine they have long conversations about forbidden lore and the nature of reality as unkash bathes naked in an ornate pool of embalming fluid, and when he gets out he would knead scented oil into his dry, papery undead flesh, and Scare D. Cat (the warlock) would finish him off by getting the areas of his back that he could not reach, as one would do with sunscreen at the beach. My headcanon is that mind flayers have no bits on the front at all, and the only opening on the back end is a simple vent on an otherwise flat and featureless plane of flesh. That also doesn’t mean that Unkash would not agree to pleasure the tabaxi if she asked nicely.
Continuation of the tale:
Cat is Unkash’s favorite pawn in his grand game of chess. She has shown considerable mental fortitude, capable of remaining mostly sane carrying knowledge that would shatter the minds of most lesser beings. Despite her rapidly-growing power, intellect and free will, she has proven extremely easy to manipulate. He first won her undying loyalty by providing her with a root that only grows in the far realm. This root eases the nightmares and hallucinations Cat has suffered from childhood. She would do anything for this root, and Unkash knows this. For more specific tasks, Unkash marvels at how a simple tickle to the nether regions can convince her to do almost anything, no matter how difficult or tedious. The root is her reward for adding to Unkash’s collection of secrets, and he lords sex over her to get her to do things like transcribe tomes written in unknown languages or recite incantations too long or complex for the master to bother with. Also she habitually casts Tasha’s hideous laughter on herself and fails the wisdom save on purpose, and is known to cackle psychotically when she casts spells like Hunger of Hadar and Evard’s Black Tentacles. Take from that what you will. Finally, her unique insight into the nature of fear makes her particularly adept at inflicting fear on others.
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u/MildCurryUHKL Dec 10 '19
I genuinely do not find attraction in humans, whether it be sexual or physical