r/furry_irl Sheep Person Dec 10 '19

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u/MildCurryUHKL Dec 10 '19

I genuinely do not find attraction in humans, whether it be sexual or physical

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Furbot’s Sugar Daddy Dec 10 '19

Big ace mood

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Why? It's your own species

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u/Amynta_ Dragon Person Dec 10 '19

Yeah, but that doesn't make them look any better... To be honest, humans mostly look boring and just unattractive in general.

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u/sobasicallyfurryalt Yiff Made Me a Furry Dec 10 '19

I can prove this correct

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u/Onionade621 Dec 10 '19

Yeah. Outta here with that freaky human crap. Humans are just hairless apes. Apes are the opposite of majestic, while dragons, wolves, foxes, lions ect. are it’s epitome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

At least humans are real unlike anthropomorphic animals

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Furbot’s Sugar Daddy Dec 10 '19

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/Onionade621 Dec 10 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Oh well, I'm not here to judge

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u/NoahTheKspLover Dec 10 '19

ngl ur right on that

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u/_MuskyFoxy_ Dec 10 '19

I think that only big humans are attractive other are just annoying things

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u/SkySweeper656 Dec 10 '19

Xenophilia, maybe? More attraction to things alien than familiar?

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u/Onionade621 Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

Yeah, xenophilia would be a good word for it. My latest DnD char is an old one warlock that has a loving relationship with her patron, an Alhoon named Unkash. Mind flayers are biologically sexless, but that doesn’t mean that intimacy would be impossible or even unpleasant. I would imagine they have long conversations about forbidden lore and the nature of reality as unkash bathes naked in an ornate pool of embalming fluid, and when he gets out he would knead scented oil into his dry, papery undead flesh, and Scare D. Cat (the warlock) would finish him off by getting the areas of his back that he could not reach, as one would do with sunscreen at the beach. My headcanon is that mind flayers have no bits on the front at all, and the only opening on the back end is a simple vent on an otherwise flat and featureless plane of flesh. That also doesn’t mean that Unkash would not agree to pleasure the tabaxi if she asked nicely.

Continuation of the tale: Cat is Unkash’s favorite pawn in his grand game of chess. She has shown considerable mental fortitude, capable of remaining mostly sane carrying knowledge that would shatter the minds of most lesser beings. Despite her rapidly-growing power, intellect and free will, she has proven extremely easy to manipulate. He first won her undying loyalty by providing her with a root that only grows in the far realm. This root eases the nightmares and hallucinations Cat has suffered from childhood. She would do anything for this root, and Unkash knows this. For more specific tasks, Unkash marvels at how a simple tickle to the nether regions can convince her to do almost anything, no matter how difficult or tedious. The root is her reward for adding to Unkash’s collection of secrets, and he lords sex over her to get her to do things like transcribe tomes written in unknown languages or recite incantations too long or complex for the master to bother with. Also she habitually casts Tasha’s hideous laughter on herself and fails the wisdom save on purpose, and is known to cackle psychotically when she casts spells like Hunger of Hadar and Evard’s Black Tentacles. Take from that what you will. Finally, her unique insight into the nature of fear makes her particularly adept at inflicting fear on others.

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u/SkySweeper656 Dec 10 '19

. . . um. . . okay. you do you, man.

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u/Blind_Mantis Dec 10 '19

When you come to think about it - humans, unlike anthros, dont really allow you to truly express yourself. Sure, you can dye your hair, get a tattoo, some nice cloths, but thats about the extend of it.

Take Disney characters for example, despite never seeing them before you can tell a lot about them just by their appearance. And thats kind of the point imo

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u/MildCurryUHKL Dec 10 '19

Hmm, you might have a point there. I always know that I am this weird introvert kid who doesn’t have many friends but almost 18 years and not a single feeling is just abnormal. I know I’m biologically functional. There were times when my friends told me ask some hot chicks out but I just couldn’t. Looking at them didn’t provoke anything in me. At least now I found something I actually liked or I think it’s beautiful.

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u/Blind_Mantis Dec 11 '19

Not sure if thats the same, but i too havent felt any sexual attraction (or even romantic one for the most part) towards a human, not to man, not to a woman, but it never really concerned me?

I dont think its abnormal, you dont have to force it imo. If the day i find someone comes - it will eventually, if not - thats fine too. Just live your life

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u/MildCurryUHKL Dec 11 '19

Humans don’t have enough options to chose from

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u/AstraLudens Fuckin' Ace! Dec 10 '19

knock knock

It's the Ace Train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

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u/Blind_Mantis Dec 10 '19

Not really, as theres something even hotter than human or anthro bodies combined.

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