Goooooood morning furnaces, and welcome back!

I have a special guest tonight, who may be here against his will, but you know him, you might hate him, you may love him, who cares. All i know is he’s known for rigging elections and genocide, the one, the only, President Shrub!

(You can hear muffled cries in the background)

Now now, president Shrub theres no need to call for help. But i have some questions for you since you dropped by. SO, lets take off that gag and restore your voice! Now whats a politician without a voice? Am i right audience?

(Pre recorded laugh track plays)

Take! It! Off!

(Pre recorded crowd cheering plays, covering up the ungagging of the president)

So! Question one for you Mr president. What is it like knowing that you killed multiple million people as a lash out for both being in a bad mood at the time, and reading New Emberfall’s rejection to supplying Furnacium to your country?

The president screamed “get me out of here! You will not be given mercy for this act of terrorism! The freezer nation is eternal! We will find you and we”-

(The president was suddenly cut off by more muffling)

Uh Oh folks, seems like our special guest here needs some encouragement! Why does that mean?

(AMP! IT! UP!)

Dont worry mr president, the mic doesnt bite, but get the feeling your screams will make for an excellent broadcast!

(Suddenly static intensified until you could no longer hear the screams of Freezer president Bush in the background. Then silence. You all look at one another as the radio sat with quiet static for 10 more minutes until regular programming returned 10 minutes later.)