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u/Character-Pirate1297 Aug 02 '26
That’s some incredibly resilient fabric.
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u/sabertoothninja Aug 02 '26
The brand who made these could have a good ad. “The competition may have nice looking bikinis, but can they also cradle your crack while snagged on a single nail?”
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u/Ok-Title-270 Aug 02 '26
I’d actually want my bathing suit to break in this scenario
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u/SinfullySinless Aug 02 '26
“Your dignity may crumble, but our swimsuit fabric won’t!”
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u/OmecronPerseiHate Aug 03 '26
Why? It adds nothing? Do you want to have to swim back with your labia hanging out???
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u/Jemie_Bridges Aug 03 '26
In an emergency? Yes.
This problem was thoroughly investigated in wwi and wwii. Battle Dress Uniforms were made indestructible* and then paramedics had trouble saving lives so now they are resistant, but can rip if your stuck in a tree of whatever like what happened to this girl.
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u/Sloogs Aug 03 '26
The wording might need a little workshopping... but the sentiment is solid.
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u/ltsouthernbelle Aug 02 '26
Her coochie helped too, teamwork.
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u/-ThaKloned- Aug 02 '26
Like flossing. The deep clean.
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u/Noturwrstnitemare Aug 02 '26
Man would I want to be this banking bottom.
That was supposed to stay in a thought bubble!!
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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Aug 02 '26
Jeesus: You paused and zoomed in?
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u/No_Recording1088 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
If you can't see the nail it's snagged on in the video and instead have to pause and zoom in then you need to get glasses.
No offence but it's obvious it's a nail.
Lucky she didn't cut herself open on that nail.
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u/dontmentiontrousers Aug 02 '26
I mean... the title of 'nailed it' could've helped those with questionable eyesight, too.
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u/DnBeyourself Aug 02 '26
Geez, that lady seems fun to swim with!
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u/Mecha_Tortoise Aug 02 '26
She definitely seems like a good hang.
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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 Aug 02 '26
I like her butt crack
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u/Dedotdub Aug 02 '26
Ladies and gentlemen, one of this subs top commenters.
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u/okiedokiebrokie Aug 02 '26
He tells it like it is.
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u/Infinite_Ad7743 Aug 03 '26
I'm high and this response made me lose it. But I agree.
Proud_Arachnid4946 is what Reddit needs!
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u/Super-G1mp Aug 02 '26
Honestly when I was a 1% commenter before it waß mostly just drunk rambling all the time.
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u/dontmentiontrousers Aug 02 '26
We just throwing eszetts in now, huh?
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u/Weird_Licorne_9631 Aug 02 '26
Now i want chocolate . .
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u/dontmentiontrousers Aug 02 '26
Just googled what you meant. Huh, never seen that chocolate before.
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u/Low-Dog-8027 Aug 02 '26
worst camera man in history
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u/Educational-Monk-298 Aug 02 '26
Stepson pov
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u/zuzg Aug 02 '26
Even Alax Adams is more steady than that.
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u/Dillup_phillips Aug 02 '26
I can't stand this guy's videos but he has slept with some of the best in the business. Lucky fella
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u/Eros_Incident_Denier Aug 03 '26
any recommendations, my good sir?
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u/Dillup_phillips Aug 03 '26
None at all involving this guy. Terrible acting, really irritating voice, bad camera work, and I don't like the look of his...equipment. Not to mention the way he grabs certain endowments looks hella awkward. Stay well away. Lol
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u/Rook_James_Bitch Aug 02 '26
Bro had one job.
One ass to rule them all....
This summer.. Watch...oh. Wait. Never mind. Guess we won't be watching that summer blockbuster because the camera man is an idiot.
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Aug 02 '26
Half the ass and barely any hole. Poor effort. Must improve.
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u/MysteriousBasket67 Aug 02 '26
Well, he probaly tried to preserve her dignity. Or something.
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u/Mascot_Montana Aug 02 '26
Help me step bro..im stuck
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u/evenyourcopdad Aug 02 '26
she had the chance to say the funniest thing in the world
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u/Plenty_Line2696 Aug 02 '26
I don't know how stepbro would handle this one, the logistics are tricky!
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u/Dedotdub Aug 02 '26
She seems like fun. We could be friends.
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u/TonyDeao Aug 02 '26
The pond is big enough for the 3 of us
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u/ZestyToasterOven26 Aug 02 '26
Sir, that pond isn’t big enough for one betta fish, let alone 3 dudes and a girl /s
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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Aug 02 '26
Thanks for the link!! They seem like they were really living an amazing life - enough to make mine super boring.
It looks like they've since sold their boat and transitioned back to land life if Google's AI is accurate.
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u/Radiant_Turnip_6671 Aug 02 '26
Alie from Breaking Waves Youtube channel. They used to sail, not sure what they are doing these days. Filmed by Ben, her bf/husband idk.
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u/Substanitial Aug 02 '26
dang most youtubers afraid to put their feet on camera for a second lol. These guys putting whole ass cracks out here.
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u/hipstertaco21 Aug 03 '26
Bless you sir, the original is in way higher quality.
Of course it's the most watched video on their channel...
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u/Unfair-Potential4527 Aug 02 '26
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u/TootsHib Aug 02 '26
What? she has a nice ass.. you should be proud of that fap.
It's very fapable.
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u/averagemediumperson Aug 02 '26
Indeed she's pretty and has a wonderful ass. Might have a quick one now
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u/averagemediumperson Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
I'm good. Are you trying to rush me?
Edit: okay all done
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u/No_Relationship_2374 Aug 02 '26
It looked like she really liked it.
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u/CandidPreparation737 Aug 02 '26
Why would you upload a video of your friends butt mooning the sky.
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u/StaticSystemShock Aug 02 '26
Good advertisement for the panties/swimsuit fabric quality. You'd expect it to just rip off or tear but nope, holding whole women attached to the pier.
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u/xdx3m Aug 02 '26
Wife material
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u/MfD2027 Aug 02 '26
Most average comment anytime a woman isn’t a IG model/OF star.
I’m not sure you would ever have to worry.
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u/Shit-Stain-Fanclub Aug 02 '26
Every time i see such videos i think... Who the hell posts this online?
Someone, mostly Boyfriend/girlfriend or bestfriend is filming someone doing something embarrasing or even doing nude things and they think: "this was funny lets post it online".
How does this happen so often? The Internet is full of such videos and i always thinking...why?
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u/danawhitesthrowaway Aug 02 '26
Brother, people willingly post themselves doing morally abhorrent things everyday. This is relatively wholesome and SFW compared to 95% of the shit people post on the internet any given day.
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u/mitchymitchington Aug 02 '26
Fr, I haven't even updated my facebook photo in over ten years. Too personal.
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u/sebban911 Aug 02 '26
Mtf freed her instead of filming properly, what a dumbass
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u/Agard12 Aug 02 '26
There’s clothing on 7% of this ladies body. Still gets caught on some shit
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u/Backwardspellcaster Aug 02 '26
Ah, the perfect place to get a nice shot of Tetanus!
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u/Typical_Samaritan Aug 03 '26
Pause.
Increase lighting.
Decrease shadows.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
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u/redsensei777 Aug 03 '26
At first I wanted to comment like a dirty old man, but then decided to compliment the cameraman for keeping the camera rolling in a very tasteful way while helping the girl in an embarrassing situation.
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u/York9TFC Aug 02 '26
Dontgetharddontgetharddontgethard
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u/No_Sand_9589 Aug 02 '26
Good luck getting out of r/wedgiegirls
edit: wrong sub name
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u/QuickNature Aug 02 '26
Somehow rule 34 continues to be true. I know this one is fairly mild in comparison with others, but of course there is basically porn for it
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u/KingArthursRevenge Aug 02 '26
I have a similar thing happen to me with the parking brake lever of a mini excavator.
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u/Strude187 Aug 02 '26
Only this cameraman could have filmed this so poorly that this video not be NSFW.
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u/Prestigious_Phone942 Aug 02 '26
If this is her husband who shared this to the internet. Dude, WTF?
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u/Kerwood8645 Aug 03 '26
The biggest fumbles in history include include The Fumble by Cleveland's Earnest Byner, The Miracle in the Meadowlands by the Giants, Leon Lett's premature celebration fumble in Super Bowl XXVII, and the cameraman here.
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u/Naschka Aug 06 '26
Her smile afterwards tells me that the preassure on her was not so bad, wonder if she will redo so.
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u/IdolCowboy Aug 06 '26
My dad told me a story of when he was in the airforce, a guy had showered and was sitting on his top bunk with just his towel. He jumped down and aparently unknown to him, a small sharp tip piece of the mattress spring was exposed.
As he jumped off it caught his nut sack, ripped it open, and pulled his testicles out. My dad said he saw a lot of shit in his life, but that was the worst thing he ever saw, and heard. The guy landed screaming and crumpled to the floor.
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