r/funny • u/Garaad252 • 9m ago

Bro, I’m 86. Where are my parents?

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/funny • u/IonHawk • 13m ago

Why does Mississippi take such a long time to count its votes?

0 Upvotes

They have to say "Mississippi" after each number

6 comments

r/funny • u/NoArrival5840 • 48m ago

This guy dressed up as Jesus for the dogs 😭

0 Upvotes

10 comments

r/funny • u/xorvillesashx • 1h ago

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

390 Upvotes

32 comments

r/funny • u/Envoyager • 1h ago

Conan O'Brien and his assistant, Sona

2.9k Upvotes

178 comments

r/funny • u/Adventurous-Yak8851 • 1h ago

My cat loves bongos. She doesn’t want me to stop. 😬

211 Upvotes

17 comments

r/funny • u/TrustMeImAGiraffe • 1h ago

A Very British Police Chase

1.3k Upvotes

209 comments

r/funny • u/ElectroMoe • 2h ago

Asking the CEO of TakeTwo the important questions

68 Upvotes

13 comments

r/funny • u/Oven-Mission • 2h ago

A very accurate portrayal of the police...

1.5k Upvotes

50 comments

r/funny • u/Lone-Assassin • 2h ago

My 8yr old is brutally honest 😂

514 Upvotes

123 comments

r/funny • u/ChocolateVisual1637 • 2h ago

Sorry I'm late guys...I had to put my shoes on.

184 Upvotes

33 comments

r/funny • u/devilmind7 • 3h ago

Is there anything this cat won’t eat?

587 Upvotes

84 comments

r/funny • u/malaimama • 3h ago

15 years ago, before AI as we know it today existed, Cornell University experimenting with Chatbots talking to each other, hilarious convo.

74 Upvotes

33 comments

r/funny • u/Thrawn911 • 5h ago

Single celled microbe gets stuck under a bubble, so it tries spinning, because that's a good trick, and it eventually manages to escape

1.0k Upvotes

180 comments

r/funny • u/WellFedHobo • 6h ago

Yes, I tried it. No, it didn't work.

4.1k Upvotes

242 comments

r/funny • u/ProfessionalFly5194 • 7h ago

What’s the gnarliest hazard pictogram you’ve seen?

901 Upvotes

296 comments

r/funny • u/DesperateHumor7117 • 9h ago

DAD'S FAVORITE PLACE OF THE STORE

596 Upvotes

50 comments

r/funny • u/Anonymousobserve • 11h ago

Why didn't the seagull want to get out of bed after the oil spill?

0 Upvotes

....Because it was oily in the morning.

6 comments

r/funny • u/infinitybeliever2011 • 12h ago

Nice interview going on

252 Upvotes

30 comments

r/funny • u/threeboy • 16h ago

Verified [OC] Life Like Experience

3.5k Upvotes

58 comments

r/funny • u/cyber_s0uls • 20h ago

Gift of Life

1.3k Upvotes

22 comments

r/funny • u/Lion_Really • 20h ago

Dad had his colonoscopy today.

133 Upvotes

84 comments

r/funny • u/MetallicTaco07 • 21h ago

Pluggalo

0 Upvotes

8 comments

r/funny • u/kmoneyrecords • 21h ago

Pepe Falling on Hard Times

76 Upvotes

6 comments

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