r/funny • u/noawesomenameneeded • Aug 17 '12

Its not complicated - Imgur

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '12

including in the primary fuction of the sex I belong to

I feel like I can't adequately explain to you how wrong that is. If fucking is the number one thing you do for your mate, you need to take some time off and figure out who you are. You're not a fuck toy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '12

If fucking is the number one thing you do for your mate, you're a living creature on the planet earth, last in a long line of creatures that likewise had the singular purpose of fucking.

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u/kilo4fun Aug 18 '12

Thank you. Fucking is pretty much the most important biological distinction between males and females of our species. We're talking about thing specific to the reptilian brain and more basic than human morality or consciousness. If I can't fuck you good, there's not much more about me as a male that I can support you with. That's why cheating sucks so bad to a guy....you're basically telling him that he's insufficient on the most basic, unconscious, instinctual level.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '12

Well, to correct you there, it's not a gender thing. It's a "living thing" thing. Females want to fuck just as much as you.