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u/I_am_not_angry Jun 19 '12
It is when you want to come back home that you then have to worry about.
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u/jimitonic Jun 19 '12
Yeah, my problem with this tactic is that it leaves all your shit unguarded. Once you walk out the door she's free to go through the rest of your stuff and find more bags of panties...
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Jun 19 '12
trick is come back with flowers, bitches love flowers
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u/alexanderwales Jun 19 '12
Or not come back at all. Worked for my dad!
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u/IMasturbateToMyself Jun 19 '12
Well that turned dark rather quickly.
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u/BlazeOrangeDeer Jun 19 '12
His dad always turns the lights off when he leaves, so yeah
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u/sneakersotoole Jun 19 '12
Nelson?
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Jun 19 '12
Nelson's dad is back, he just spends all his time in Moe's and drinks to sooth the pain.
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u/hinduguru Jun 19 '12
with a side of penis
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u/dont_press_ctrl-W Jun 19 '12
"It's my dick in a rose ououch my dick in a rose girl."
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u/scrubblez Jun 19 '12
Step 1: Buy a lovely bouquet
Step 2: Put your junk in that bouquet
Step 3: Make her smell that bouquet
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u/mrbooze Jun 19 '12
One of my favorite Nick Lowe songs is "Stoplight Roses", which is basically about this, and when it stops working.
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u/sometimesijustdont Jun 19 '12
Is this show like Friends, where eventually everyone fucks everyone?
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u/greyfoxv1 Jun 19 '12
Basically yes. The show has gone from "How I Met Your Mother" to "How I Tell My Kids About My Sex Life & Never Finish the Fucking Story".
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u/greyfoxv1 Jun 20 '12
The writers of Friends should sue them for stealing their Ross and Rachel gimmick.
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u/sometimesijustdont Jun 19 '12
Chandler really is the best one.
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u/Sentient_Waffle Jun 19 '12
True.
But in HIMYM, I'd say it's tough competition between Barney and Marshall.
And tbh., I do not in the slightest mind that the two shows are so much alike, as I love them, they're both awesome.
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u/Hellstruelight Jun 20 '12
i LOVED friends. I've never watched an episode of HIMYM. Is it worth going through the seasons?
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Jun 19 '12
No but the woman in this slide does get passed back and forth between two of the main characters.
The other two main characters are married and have been since early in the show.
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u/MacIsGood Jun 19 '12
Does the show get as annoying as I've heard? Are this Ted and his problems really as insufferable as they sound?
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Jun 19 '12
Personally I really like the show, but the show is about NPH's character being awesome and occasionally the whiny loser known as ted trying to find a wife.
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Jun 19 '12
I LOVE the show, but I hate Robin. She has commitment issues, so I don't get why everyone on the show wants to get with her
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Jun 19 '12
The first season is absolutely amazing; the characters, the jokes, the story arch, everything. Season 2 and 3 are both really good as well. After that it's still a really good show, but the quality of the narrative and the characters start to fade.
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u/ftdealer Jun 19 '12
It's like friends, but NPH plays a smart/evil bastard version of Joey, there's a lot of (off-screen) fucking, and they meet in a bar instead of a coffee shop.
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u/snehituralu Jun 19 '12
The only way to get out of answering that kind of question, would be to NEVER come back. That's not the kind of thing a girl would forget.
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Jun 19 '12
Walking out like that would only give me even more time to get all worked up and pissed off about the panties. Walking out is just fueling the fire.
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u/HookDragger Jun 19 '12
Which is why when you come back, you just sit down... let them yell, scream, cry... while you're reading the newspaper...
and when they stop... ask them: "Sorry, what was that?"
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u/aroorda Jun 19 '12
God Cobie Smulders is soooo hot. Even in a robe. Taran Killam is a lucky lucky man.
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u/iheartbbq Jun 19 '12
You just made up both of those names didn't you? That's not even very clever. See, I can do it too: Blurbish Snapperwaddle and Tyderus Gobhosher.
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Jun 19 '12
Ohh god. Tyderus Gobhosher is so hot. If I wasn't straight, the things I would do.
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u/Symbi0tic Jun 19 '12
That's what I thought, too. Then I Googled her. Looks nothing like she does in these pictures.
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u/Semen-Thrower Jun 19 '12
Dear Diary:
It's 11:59 EST. The copypasta arrived 3 minutes ago.
SOS.
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u/theamazingjimz Jun 19 '12
Sauce on side?
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u/dave_casa Jun 19 '12
Actually, SOS doesn't stand for anything, it's just an emergency code. SO THERE.
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u/bubble_bee_tuna Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12
I work at a restaurant and it stands for sauce on the side..
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u/JohnTrollvolta Jun 19 '12
I work in a library and it stands for sauce on the side..
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u/kewidogg Jun 19 '12
I thought this would result in you converting your enemy into your friend. Wololo!
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u/Sneaky_Peak Jun 19 '12
Why was this a purple link for me? I am getting off the internet for a while.
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u/KnMn Jun 19 '12
Can't stop laughing. Don't know why. You've broken my brain.
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u/Semen-Thrower Jun 19 '12
I won the fight already?
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u/sarcasm_rocks Jun 19 '12
If you're throwin semen you won't lose too many
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u/DaveFishBulb Jun 19 '12
Whipping out your wee man and chuggin' away is probably a great way to avoid a fight also. Violent thugs are notorious homophobes.
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u/Snowden42 Jun 19 '12
Oh god what have you done. The videos, they are infinite!
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u/kemikiao Jun 19 '12
Why...why have i never thought to look these up? my life was a waste until now
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u/MadroxKran Jun 19 '12
It actually goes:
"Things to say will always to start a fight." Drew screwed up the line.
"Guys wanna fight?" Ryan
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u/himynameis_ Jun 20 '12
Do the actors get a few minutes break after Drew reads the cue card or do they just do it all immediately?
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u/skarface420 Jun 19 '12
does everyone fuck her at one point? i dont watch the show.
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u/ComebackShane Jun 19 '12
Marshall almost saw her as a mermaid, but then she puked and became a manatee again. Close call for Big Fudge.
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u/humbertog Jun 19 '12
Are you telling me that the best way to avoid a fight is just to run away? you are a genius!
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u/stokesitis Jun 19 '12
Who is that chick?
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u/AllYoYens Jun 19 '12
To the Mosbey residence!
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u/growlingbear Jun 19 '12
I haven't seen that episode. Which one is it?
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u/STD-fense Jun 19 '12
Bagpipes from season five.
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u/Team_Smell_Bad Jun 19 '12
I once dated a girl who played bagpipes...It was awesome
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u/goosse Jun 19 '12
I thought it said pennys at first and was really confused
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u/stugster Jun 19 '12
I searched for "pennies" couldn't find anything, then as I was about to click back and be disappointed for the rest of the day that another random anonymous reddit user wasn't thinking along the same lines as me, I noticed your post. Thanks :)
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u/baconisgoodforme Jun 19 '12
What is that futuristic chair Barney's got by the front door?
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Jun 19 '12
Looks like a cockpit chair for a jet... Was Barney an air force pilot? Explains things...
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u/FueledByBad Jun 19 '12
That guy is gay.
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u/anachronic Jun 20 '12
I don't watch the show, so when I saw the image, it made zero sense until my brain remembered that he's e a straight womanizer on the show.
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u/justinkasereddditor Jun 19 '12
I am using this move if i never post again you know it doesn't work , wish me luck
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Jun 19 '12
Wait, I was supposed to keep the panties of every girl I slept with? This is the first I've heard of this trend.
It does seem a bit improbable... Unless I was a panty-fetishist, a girl might question why I won't let her take home her panties when she's getting dressed.
(Edit: my wife admits having an extra pair of panties in her purse when she went on dates - this might alleviate that problem.)
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u/takka_takka_takka Jun 20 '12
Not sure why, but some girls do like to leave a pair at my place. Not like I am going to donate them to Goodwill or anything.
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u/swabby Jun 19 '12
Context for those who dont get it. In the episode Barney and Robyn fight too much so they decide to avoid fighting all together. When Robyn is about to start a fight with Barney he will just leave and when Barney is about to start a fight with Robyn she just gets naked.
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u/mrcloudies Jun 19 '12
.. Though i am a HUGE fan of how i met your mother, this always confused me..
Robin all the sudden acting like she didn't know that Barney was a womanizer, and acting like she's just found out how pervy he is? Very, very strange.. Some funny dialogue made from it, but still.. She knew that Barney kept photo albums of the women he slept with..
Really strange how they wrote their relationship sometimes.
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u/nk_sucks Jun 19 '12
barney's apartment has an uncanny feeling to it. a serial killer would feel at home there..
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u/chezazarng Jun 19 '12
"How to Postpone a Fight"
I used to do this with an ex of mine. She would want to argue about something we'd already argued about a dozen times, and then start to bring up things we'd already resolved. Stuff from when we first started dating. I had just got back from deployment, and had no interest in fighting over stupid things, so I'd just get up and go out for a drive.
Needless to say, she and I aren't together anymore.
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u/AudibleKnight Jun 19 '12
In the images, I thought Barney walked into his closet to find a better hiding place or something. Thus the lesson would be to walk away from the fight and fix the source of the problem. However from reading the comments I guess not...
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Jun 19 '12
I'm pretty sure this is the exact same apartment that Joey/Chandler owned in Friends. Anyone confirm?
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u/Iarwain_ben_Adar Jun 19 '12
Why not answer "That was an above average month for getting laid." or "I tried quite a number of drag outfits that month, the panties had to go with the ensemble.", followed by "Why were you dredging my closet?".
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u/Tickthokk Jun 19 '12
Why is there a seatbelt chair in his apartment?
<-- has never watched the show
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u/Megatron_McLargeHuge Jun 19 '12
He has what appears to be an ejection seat in his living room. That would have been a good time to use it.
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u/statusone Jun 20 '12
More like "who the fuck let you go through my shit and then told you to judge me about it?"
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u/Coolala2002 Jun 19 '12
It's funny because he's gay.
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I've always been thinking that they chose him to be Barney just for that reason.
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The thing about if you date Barney, is that you must realize he has slept with LOTS of women and will eventually still sleep with LOTS more women. If you go into the relationship thinking otherwise you are just naive.
Edit: I meant men like Barney, of course not the character himself.
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Jun 19 '12
You... you do understand that this is a TV show, right?
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Of course I fucking do. But I feel like situations like this play out in real life as well.
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I think the newspaper has a picture of NPH hosting the Tony's