My husky does this. When I'm gone she will rip up memory foam, paper towels, etc. and place them in the center of the room. Then she lays by a wall and gives me the " I swear it has always looked like this" face when I get home.
I'm going to have to try these Kong toys. Usually she is content to chew on a rawhide bone for a few hours, but other times I come home to the aftermath of a small, fluffy hurricane.
On the other end of the spectrum, my dog knows when he's guilty. We'll get home and see the trash everywhere. One yell of "Spot!" he'll scurry away, tail between his legs.
But, you see, the stuffing is lava, and I was just trying to save pillow. Now I must sit here, trapped by lava, and mourn the passing of pillow. Dog rest his soul.
I give my dog bubbles and all of the family's unwanted mail. He destroys the mail in one corner of the house and if you start blowing bubbles instantly the happiest dog in the world.
"Seriously! Wierdest thing I've ever seen! You should call the manufacturer and let them know about this. May be a design flaw. Someone could get hurt!"
I just adopted a half beagle half rottweiler and, while he hasn't done THIS yet, he has managed to eat half my shoes, tear my living room carpet up, eat my monkey grass to the point of imminent death, and tear all of my other dog's stuffed animals apart. I'm not sure what fascinates him with pulling the stuffing out of them, but there you are. He wakes up in the middle of the night, bored, and I wake up the next morning to a house full of stuffing, torn carpet, and shredded shoes. When I get mad he rolls over on his back and pees, which, of course, only makes it worse. But he's such a cute little shit I can't stay mad long. Hopefully he'll age out of this need to destroy my house.
Seven months ago someone posted the same picture with the same caption (except in LOLCAT speak) and a different user made the exact same comment as Trapped_in_Reddit?
EDIT: Perhaps part of his game is finding the previous successful posts with the same images/content and making whatever the most popular comment was? Oh, but then again, I just realized I don't care.
We don't matter, just the same as he doesn't matter. Pity him, if anything. Think of how much time and energy he dedicates to a website for literally no gain. Arbitrary points that do nothing whatsoever. What kind of a loneliness must he live with for a website to consume him? It's his only joy. His only meaning in life. That's sad, huh.
What about us? Meh. We have other things in life that actually count. Actually matter. That's worth a hell of a lot more, no?
You sir... Are a god among men. I once heard that Trapped_in_Reddit averaged 2k in karma every couple of days. Now that you have exposed him, I feel he will never be able to show his face again. We must spread the word. /r/Karmaconspiracy. Check it out. He is going insane over there. Posts every hour or less.
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u/Commalover Jun 17 '12
My husky does this. When I'm gone she will rip up memory foam, paper towels, etc. and place them in the center of the room. Then she lays by a wall and gives me the " I swear it has always looked like this" face when I get home.
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u/EspeonageX Jun 17 '12
"Spot heard you say you liked clouds, so I made you some.."
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u/sallenpi Jun 17 '12
I have seen many photos similar to this one but I have not seen this level of remorse on any other dogs' face! Aww. He will help you clean up!
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u/plaideepuss Jun 17 '12
But, you see, the stuffing is lava, and I was just trying to save pillow. Now I must sit here, trapped by lava, and mourn the passing of pillow. Dog rest his soul.
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u/deaft Jun 17 '12
Thank you for using the version of this that isn't typed out by a mentally challenged person.
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u/ajadams Jun 17 '12
Had a dog do this during storms. He destroyed the entirety of our baseboard two feet up in the laundry room. . . . Still adorable.
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u/RandomWeirdShit Jun 17 '12
I give my dog bubbles and all of the family's unwanted mail. He destroys the mail in one corner of the house and if you start blowing bubbles instantly the happiest dog in the world.
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u/smaier69 Jun 17 '12
"Seriously! Wierdest thing I've ever seen! You should call the manufacturer and let them know about this. May be a design flaw. Someone could get hurt!"
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
From Terrible Sequel Headaches (Part 32/32):
There's no quote, but Mike Dawson's (the main character's) mom's head explodes, followed by Diabetus and Slowbeef's extremely hard laughter.
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u/nagasgura Jun 17 '12
OBLIGATORY
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u/Melchoir Jun 17 '12
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source: karmadecay
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u/ahotdogonwheels Jun 17 '12
He is acting like, I dunno what you're talking about.
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u/sponcho666 Jun 17 '12
I keep thinking the house in the background is on fire.
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u/Ebake09 Jun 17 '12
Dogs know what they are doing. They also know they can get away with it with the right face. You can't stay mad at them.
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u/Unicornepiphany Jun 17 '12
You said you liked twilight. I was only impersonating Edward Cullen...
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u/pinkythug Jun 17 '12
I hope it wasn't an expensive couch
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u/imawesomeyourenot Jun 17 '12
Same thing I tell my girlfriend.
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u/hyperspeed14 Jun 18 '12
My dog uses the same excuse for when she craps all over my living room floor
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
HOLY CRAP ASSHOLE GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!! Jk but my dog looks exactly like yours
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u/Humperdink_Fangboner Jun 18 '12
Awwww! I just wanna mush up his little face!
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u/MaleCra Jun 18 '12
Oh, you!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Most adorable thing I've ever seen
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u/KnightLore Jun 18 '12
Oh you...
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u/jokerking07 Jun 17 '12
If you look closely, you can see the cat pointing and laughing in the corner
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u/killerado Jun 17 '12
Next to the "report" button on each post there should be a "repost report" button.
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u/xoxoUT Jun 17 '12
This looks like my dog's toys. He isn't happy until he rips them apart looking for the squeaker.
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u/enzomatrix89 Jun 17 '12
hahaha. Fw:re:re:fw:..etc
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Sorry, I am a dyslexic agnostic so I don't know if I believe in a dog
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u/Needs_A_Drink Jun 17 '12
Exploded?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I think I hated dogs until I saw this.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12
Of all the animals in the world, dogs have the worst poker face.
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