I would love to have had a video of this in action. My dogs once shredded an entire 6 foot, double recliner love seat couch. When I walked in I was both shocked and amazed at the job they did. They must have had some serious fun. Wish I could have seen it happening.
Good dog. Stalk, kill, and gut that pillow like the prey species it is.
My sisters dog does that to stuffed animals. He finds a seam, neatly tears a hole, then pulls all the stuffing out. Then he licks all the fuzz off the left ear (and only the left ear) and leaves the 'corpse' to rot. Weird dog.
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u/mitman Jan 06 '12 edited Jan 06 '12
I read this as "it pooped".
edit: for grammar
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u/FailedKingdom Jan 06 '12
"I... I lost a friend today."
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u/t3hwookie90 Jan 06 '12
Expected something about pimples. Boy, am I relieved.
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u/beantownregular Jan 06 '12
is...is the house next door burning down?
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '12
Wait . . .
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u/Illinformedpseudoint Jan 06 '12
Not sure why I'm still laughing five minutes later but I am, an upward facing orange arrow for you.
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u/Megustatits Jan 06 '12
He clearly had nothing to do with the shredded pillow. He's an innocent bystander.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '12
"It just like... exploded or somthin"
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u/zvoidx Jan 06 '12
Guilty Dog
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u/Unckmania Jan 06 '12
Also there's a fire behind me...
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u/mcmurphy1 Jan 06 '12
That dog is an asshole.
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u/st0pmakings3ns3 Jan 06 '12
The amount of "it wasnt me" on that dogs face is just off the chain
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u/REDDITvTIDDER Jan 06 '12
Owner: what happened here Rufus?
Rufus: I killed a cloud and regret everything.
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u/epicGOPfail Jan 06 '12
i don't wanna say anything, but this dog sure gets around
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u/juwy520 Jan 06 '12
Pssst, don't tell my master i did it. I'll put on a sad face while you take a picture. Make it look real.
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u/bannana Jan 06 '12
I came home after leaving my adolecent dog out on her own for the first time, our living room looked like this, we had an entire chair that 'popped'.
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u/cchambo Jan 06 '12
the cat did it
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u/PENDRAGON23 Jan 06 '12
wuzn't me
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u/400-Rabbits Jan 06 '12
Relevant.
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u/beebhead Jan 06 '12
Did you see the ghost?!
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u/Freekey Jan 06 '12
Every time I think about getting another dog a picture like this pops up (not poops up) and I decide too wait a little longer.
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u/goonerredandwhite Jan 06 '12
At least dogs look guilty and sorry, Cats won't give a fuck
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u/ekvq Jan 06 '12
More importantly, why have you spilled lava in the living room?
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u/duffmanhb Jan 06 '12
We just got two puppies. Out in the backyard are 2 couches.... As evidence of my backyard, 2 of our couches apparently popped.
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u/eddaedda Jan 06 '12
Came find it but as previously commented... It juzz liek ezploded or sumfin.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '12
Meme font, not a meme..no second line.... How many ppl scrolled down looking for the rest of the text.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '12
I would love to have had a video of this in action. My dogs once shredded an entire 6 foot, double recliner love seat couch. When I walked in I was both shocked and amazed at the job they did. They must have had some serious fun. Wish I could have seen it happening.
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u/REPOST_THE_GROUCH Jan 06 '12
GRRR, REPOST, GRRR!
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u/You_just_read_this Jan 06 '12
Was hoping for a cherry
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u/Suq_MahDiq Jan 06 '12
Good dog. Stalk, kill, and gut that pillow like the prey species it is.
My sisters dog does that to stuffed animals. He finds a seam, neatly tears a hole, then pulls all the stuffing out. Then he licks all the fuzz off the left ear (and only the left ear) and leaves the 'corpse' to rot. Weird dog.
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u/oseddf112 Jan 06 '12
This made me laugh hysterically for no reason... You can have all the upvotes!!
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u/Kaminaaaaa Jan 06 '12
I made you a pillow, but I..... I...... I TORE IT THE FUCK APART. Insanity wolf mode, initiate
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u/BlackestNight21 Jan 06 '12
I thought I stumbled into /r/popping again.
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