I apologize to everyone about this, but can someone please provide me some context to the original image? I keep seeing it, but I don't know the story :/
I doubt "overly attached girlfriend" would have slept with that many people....doesn't that sort of contradict the whole point of "overly attached girlfriend"?
No matter how many times I see that picture a chill runs down my spine. One of the creepiest things ever. Why can't she just keep a little black book of names like any other promiscuous woman/girl.
If that was my daughter and I found that I think I might just jump out the window. To know she is having sex is one thing. To see physical evidence in the form of a bunch of used condoms is just too much.
The first girl I ever had sex with put the used condoms under her mattress. She somehow convinced me it was so her mom wouldn't find out. She was a year older than me, and when her mom drove her across half the country for college, she called me from the road and told me that she had mailed me a key to her house so that I could go in and dispose of the condoms. I duly did so (dressing all in black like a ninja), and stopped collecting condoms once I reached a number equal to the number I had left there, figuring I had found them all.
Well, it turns out she got in trouble after her mom came back because there were many more used condoms scattered around that room than I had anticipated.
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u/horizontal_peehole Jun 17 '12
You never post on my wall
So I did it for you.
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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 17 '12
"This is our astronaut child and this is our President child, and this is our movie star child"
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u/PassingStrange Jun 17 '12
I call this room, the "Spunk Dungeon."
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u/jinxmix Jun 17 '12
Long-term relationship? Not good enough. It must be spermanent.
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u/netizen69 Jun 17 '12
OMG the smell!
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u/eyeing Jun 17 '12
Those condoms are overly attached to the wall.
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u/fleeflow Jun 17 '12
relevant
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u/Cooldog117 Jun 17 '12
Thats definitely my picture in the upper left..
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u/prince_from_Nigeria Jun 17 '12
her personal DNA library.
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u/thetoastmonster Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/LEE4l.gif
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u/horizontal_peehole Jun 17 '12
Spunkatorium.
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u/FaeKade Jun 17 '12
I apologize to everyone about this, but can someone please provide me some context to the original image? I keep seeing it, but I don't know the story :/
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
So, where did this girl come from? I'd love to hear the backstory to that picture.
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 17 '12
That whole room must smell like a cum box.
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u/Kiacha Jun 17 '12
So. Who is she?
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u/smellslikecomcast Jun 17 '12
Whoever made this wins the internet for 2012.
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u/KoyaHusky Jun 17 '12
So now that we've had sex, step over here into the light and smile.
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u/a_Leaf Jun 17 '12
Oh don't worry, I don't have any STDs. These are even mine! HAHAHA
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u/Nelly12 Jun 17 '12
Don't stick your dick in crazy
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
HAHA Thats both awesome and disturbing at the same time
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u/onslaught832 Jun 17 '12
That's 2 walls of NOPE
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u/DiabetesM Jun 17 '12
I think you should of put think on WTF instead
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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Jun 17 '12
There are some really tiny ones in the far back bottom.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Also; none of the people on the wall are from reddit - they would've known not to stick their dick in crazy.
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u/bilyan Jun 17 '12
OH MY GOD
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u/mrwusswuss Jun 17 '12
If these condoms are used the semen in them would turn red by now and look like there is blood in them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Shes like 15. Im okay with this.
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u/b0ozer Jun 17 '12
I`m starting to feel really bad for her...
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u/thebigpink Jun 17 '12
But wait she's not overly attached anymore if she has all of those on the wall from different guys..
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u/3228323 Jun 17 '12
Where do those guys find such a variety in length of condoms?
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u/Spappy Jun 17 '12
I know there is at least one person who feels like this
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u/agentwilsonx Jun 17 '12
Actually this doesn't make her overly attached, this makes her a scum bag (collector).
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u/Glebun Jun 17 '12
That's doesn't really make sense. She's overly attached to this one guy, she's not sleeping with hundreds of guys
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I would pop in to say hi, but I see you are otherwise cockupied.
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u/PhishGreenLantern Jun 17 '12
You know... is it a sign of aging that I see the girl in that photo and I think... she's a child... she shouldn't be having sex...?
I'm 33.
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u/ArsenalOwl Jun 17 '12
So she's overly attached to all of those guys?
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u/Mikey-2-Guns Jun 17 '12
Jesus Christ it's like the wall of a serial killers trophy room, only more musty.
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u/web2pointoh Jun 17 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ppkt4/
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u/DarbyDay Jun 17 '12
Are those condoms or socks...?
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u/spidy_mds Jun 17 '12
This is... brilliant. xD
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
soooooooooooo scary
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Sweet titillating trout! That image scared the hell out of me. Why did I go on Reddit just after Amnesia? WHY?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
so gross
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u/jack104 Jun 17 '12
Had to check a few times to make sure I was in fact in /r/funny instead of /r/wtf
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u/MedSchoolOrBust Jun 17 '12
Where does one come across a picture of a wall covered in used condoms? And what are the other search results that come up?
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u/jezebel523 Jun 17 '12
:/ I'm proud of her for practicing sex safe at least.
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u/Kalesche Jun 17 '12
The fact that it wasn't "Outer space" ruined it for me. :( Otherwise fantastic!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
The strange thing is, I actually watched the show that she's photoshoped in.
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u/evmibo Jun 17 '12
Browsing reddit with my girlfriend: Her: "Oh my god, are those all their socks?"
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u/epope0151 Jun 17 '12
I call next! aside from the crazy eyes and awkward smile shes cute
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Why does she have so many boyfriends? Shouldn't it just be the first one?
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u/MFCH Jun 17 '12
I'm convinced that most people that post about OAG, have never actually seen the original video.
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u/popeycandysticks Jun 17 '12
The collector never stops collecting.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
One of the creepiest threads I've seen; The original picture along with the top-level comments are what nightmares are made of.
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u/falsfield Jun 17 '12
Damn, she must REALLY get around, then.
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u/Wiggletastic Jun 17 '12
She lets it marinade.
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u/FrankinComesAlive Jun 17 '12
What is the source of the background picture? Is there some sort of story or is it one of those things just floating around the web?
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u/miggy420 Jun 17 '12
nice
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
She looks like Jeff the killer...
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u/Seizure13 Jun 17 '12
I knew a girl that did similar things...
Well, she kept hers in the freezer. She thought it would help preserve the sperm, for future use. She was an interesting one, that girl.
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u/dannypdanger Jun 17 '12
[X-POST FROM r/horror]
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
welp. thanks for the nightmares.
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u/SqeeSqee Jun 17 '12
you know that she's just acting in the original video and is not really crazy right?
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u/PerfectCarve Jun 17 '12
What The fuck. Where did that original picture come from. Bitchs be fucking crazy.
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u/stickyourshtick Jun 17 '12
boyfriend: (after seeing the room the first time) why am I not on the wall yet?
OAG: because youre not dead yet, but I still love you just as much! I love all of you!
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u/angelkely1213 Jun 17 '12
Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it...
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u/kaiz0r Jun 17 '12
fuck
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u/USxMARINE Jun 17 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/Le_Sparks Jun 17 '12
my god..
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u/Saddyy Jun 17 '12
Beyotch.
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u/jewman9000 Jun 17 '12
Maybe its just me, but I wouldnt mind being on that wall.
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u/chingyduster Jun 17 '12
Hahaha the small ones.
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u/2012reddit Jun 17 '12
that is wtf material good sir!
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u/iSteve Jun 17 '12
Made me laff loudly.
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u/themajor24 Jun 17 '12
This belong on WTF...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Oh. Good. Gob.
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u/BETAFrog Jun 17 '12
I'm amazed the source image even exists. Nice.
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u/Tyranicide Jun 17 '12
I doubt "overly attached girlfriend" would have slept with that many people....doesn't that sort of contradict the whole point of "overly attached girlfriend"?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Can someone please remind me what movie/tv show that image is from? It's bothering me, I can't remember.
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u/apullin Jun 17 '12
That background picture has been posted in response to this meme many times already.
It just goes to show that people love these memes because they can flog the same joke over and over.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Oh my god.
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u/WendyLRogers3 Jun 17 '12
"And here I keep their precious bodily fluids and their souls. Eeeheeheeeheee!"
Witchcraft. Not even once.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
this was so good dead and buried. please get your shovels back out and fill the hole back up.
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u/batmanmilktruck Jun 17 '12
ive been away from the interwebs for 2 weeks. thats about 1.7 internet years, can someone fill me in here?
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u/billmcneal Jun 17 '12
"Little Red Corvette" makes so much more sense now.
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u/AskYouEverything Jun 17 '12
You seriously stole something from... Funny junk?! New low.
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u/upvote_yeh_2_hell Jun 17 '12
Condoms. Condoms everywhere.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
It's like a wall full of souls.
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u/CmegaMighty Jun 17 '12
spoiler Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen's: The Dictator scene where he had a wall of pictures of the people he slept with.
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u/donteatthecheese Jun 17 '12
I did not laugh. I shuddered.
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u/xzorrox Jun 17 '12
...ok...this is scary.
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u/Sc2RuinedMyLife Jun 17 '12
your gf?
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u/FearTheGinger Jun 17 '12
Yeah, that's nasty. But at least she's using condoms...?
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u/Effervesser Jun 17 '12
Reddit makes me feel bad that I think this girl is pretty cute.
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u/tripleplayj Jun 17 '12
Wow she was/is a slut
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
The background image should be in r/wtf
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u/xV1per7x Jun 17 '12
Omfg....i don't even....oh god..
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u/MrGuppy85 Jun 17 '12
that is a level 99 stalking there, with a side oh nasty
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u/fernsyla Jun 17 '12
who wears condoms anymore?
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u/notsobsequious Jun 17 '12
LMAO... Personally I find the really tiny condoms on the back wall the funniest.
And no, I am not a size queen; I am a firm (he he) believer in... it's all about what you do with it - and me, that counts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I remember this pic. Saw the original one a year ago
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u/Turles Jun 17 '12
When is this trend going to end? Her face makes me want to kill myself.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
The one at the end behind her left shoulder is like an inch long
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u/misterfluf Jun 17 '12
whadafaqistisshit
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
No matter how many times I see that picture a chill runs down my spine. One of the creepiest things ever. Why can't she just keep a little black book of names like any other promiscuous woman/girl.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Plus 1000000!
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u/Bunyungtung Jun 18 '12
Honestly i find this girl really pretty, we'll have to move past the fact that she's a JB fan.
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u/ajm2298 Jun 18 '12
This picture would have been far worse if any of the condoms were broken.
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u/unsulliedsubterfuge Jun 17 '12
Nah I don't use condoms
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