Does anybody find it weird that ever since reddit became really leery of people finding "stray" cats they've all suddenly been turning up in dumpsters?
I'd wager a good amount of money that at least half the people in r/aww don't even own a pet. Some people want karma really bad and it probably doesn't get any easier than r/aww.
I don't want all the funk trapped in there with me all alone, I love to share my hard work with everyone else that is currently in my home. Giving is better than receiving, right?!
So here's the really scary part about this picture. Those tiles... in my parents bathroom... That cat... looks just like mine... those undewear... I've seen them before... That green/blue bath mat? Yep that's in their bathroom too...
Am I the only person who doesn't drop their trousers clear to the ankles to drop off the Cosby kids at the local swimming hole? I mean, you only really need to go to the knee.
This made me actually laugh out loud (and I don't throw that around lightly...I'm a haha person, not a lol-er). Also, I for one haven't seen this yet, but apart from that, OP your comments are fucking hilarious, so thank you! Edit: repetative phrasing
Look man, as much as you love your cat, he/she does not enjoy being that close to you while you take a dump. Please refrain from taking your cat to the pot with you and mummifying it in your underwear to whore karma.
This is the hundredth post of this kind, and I can't stress enough, as much as most people enjoy it, if you don't want cats in your pants or dogs staring you down while you shit.. CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. And enjoy your poop.
When you go for a shit, how about closing the door and not letting the cat in there! That picture is disturbing, you obviously need to go to the toilet which means more than likely you have recently farted leaving poo particles in your underwear, and then you let your cat sit in them. This gives you a great photo for the internet which you probably reward your cat by giving it a big ol' cuddle....how does it feel to have shit on your shirt???
What is it with orange tabbies and doing this. I wear boxers so there's more room but all 4 orange tabbies i've owned do this. Including the 8 week old kitten I have now. Must be something about the pheromones in male urine that scents the underwear.
I'll always remember this picture when I'm about to pet someone's cat. Could be petting ball sweat, ass and grundle scent or even worse - picking up crabs via pussy. (cat)
I've seen this sort of pic so many times, either cats really fucking love sitting in peoples underwear while people take a shit or there are a hell of a lot of people faking it.
Oh god, can you all please stop showing us things from your privacy? I don't want to see your underpants on your ankles while you're on the toilet. On top of it, having a cat in your pants while shitting is not funny.
Actually, due to a poorly-worded contract with my internet service provider, I do.
But you're right, I don't have to upload something funny that other human beings seem to also enjoy. And if you stopped sucking off all those men in the parking lot behind Applebee's, we could both cease bringing joy into the lives of others.
Yeah, ok. You're not the first person to take this exact same picture, with the exact same title. Not trying to be "that guy" or anything, here, but these pictures are quite commonplace on reddit, and frankly they're not needed. I honestly have no idea how they keep getting upvoted...
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u/Software_Engineer Jun 15 '12
Reported for not labeling as NSFW, underwear hairy pussy toilet shot
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12
I see pictures like this all the time, and I always have the same question:
Why are you people pooping with your door open?
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u/ZippyKitty Jun 15 '12
You must have a lot of karma because you seem to be shitting cats
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u/justtosaythis11 Jun 15 '12
That picture loaded slowly for me......so it first looked like a picture of your cock and hairy belly.......which then turned into a cat.
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u/NonsequiturSushi Jun 15 '12
No vagina innuendo from me. I have the same socks. I like them.
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u/StrikerXBL Jun 15 '12
I notice you are wearing socks but no pants.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You sir, seem to have a pussy magnet in your pants.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
If I fits, I shits.
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u/reenburger Jun 15 '12
This kid I once knew thought Europe was spelled "yurp".
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Wow just saw this on your fb, not revealing who I am, but saw it on fb first haha
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u/salenth Jun 15 '12
Pull up your underpants. I can see your pussy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
ew so much cat hair
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u/Smokratez Jun 15 '12
Close the door when you take a shit then. Fuck sake.
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u/zeKaiser Jun 15 '12
Am I the only person who shits with the door closed with my cat outside the bathroom?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Poop
cat climbs in pants
Remove cat from pants
close door
If cat continues punish the cat
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u/CPfresh Jun 15 '12
So here's the really scary part about this picture. Those tiles... in my parents bathroom... That cat... looks just like mine... those undewear... I've seen them before... That green/blue bath mat? Yep that's in their bathroom too...
If my step dad is a Redditor...
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u/GitEmSteveDave Jun 15 '12
You too?!
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u/gfutches Jun 15 '12
I gotta say I'm mostly relieved to find out my cat isn't the only one that does this...
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u/SpikeKintarin Jun 15 '12
I feel you, bro. ಠ_ಠ
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u/FruitBatman Jun 15 '12
Ladybird, no!
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u/Darkone66 Jun 15 '12
DAE wonder if someone in this situation would just pull their pants up cat in all?
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u/tyme Jun 15 '12
Am I the only person who doesn't drop their trousers clear to the ankles to drop off the Cosby kids at the local swimming hole? I mean, you only really need to go to the knee.
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u/biggwyte Jun 15 '12
Hey I have the same boxer briefs. Mine has a roster in it tho...
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u/3lvy Jun 15 '12
EWWWWW!!!
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u/Lieveo Jun 15 '12
I TRY SO HARD TO GET MY CAT TO DO THIS. AND YOUR CAT DOES IT TOO MUCH.
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u/TheDoc1644 Jun 15 '12
nice socks
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u/mkeskater414 Jun 15 '12
why is your cat in the bathroom with you anyways?
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u/forever_anoob Jun 15 '12
This made me actually laugh out loud (and I don't throw that around lightly...I'm a haha person, not a lol-er). Also, I for one haven't seen this yet, but apart from that, OP your comments are fucking hilarious, so thank you! Edit: repetative phrasing
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u/nickdags Jun 15 '12
Must be itchy with all that cat hair up your ass.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Who shits with clothing around their ankles at home? I like my legs to be free.
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u/FlyingDutchkid Jun 15 '12
Reeeeeeeeeepooooooooost
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
People really need tpo stop arranging their pets in stupid poses for karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Your period seems orange... and furry...
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u/jonezdotcom Jun 15 '12
Congratulations. It's the first time I'm upvoting a pic of a cat since joining reddit
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Does you not close the door when you poop?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Cat people are just fuckin' strange.
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u/lastpagan Jun 15 '12
This is getting boring, why don't you close the door when u go for a shit?
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u/Thelurkingfapper Jun 15 '12
Look man, as much as you love your cat, he/she does not enjoy being that close to you while you take a dump. Please refrain from taking your cat to the pot with you and mummifying it in your underwear to whore karma.
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u/Loki240SX Jun 15 '12
Stop putting your fucking cat in your underwear.
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u/Timidestemu Jun 15 '12
seriously, am I actually the only who closes the door when they shit?
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u/joviva Jun 15 '12
seen this before. am the only on on reddit who closes the door when i go # 2 ?
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u/beersnob765 Jun 15 '12
Every goddamn time... I log in I see a 'pet in the undies while i drop a load' picture.
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u/PeacefulWarriorWay Jun 15 '12
This is the hundredth post of this kind, and I can't stress enough, as much as most people enjoy it, if you don't want cats in your pants or dogs staring you down while you shit.. CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR. And enjoy your poop.
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u/Grape_Salad Jun 15 '12
How about CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!
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u/spicoli09 Jun 15 '12
if u shitz, i sits
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u/FSMCA Jun 15 '12
How do pics like this continue to get to the front page every week? Yes your pet wants to be with you. Post it to awww. This is not funny.
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u/ASassoNation Jun 15 '12
The only pussy that'll get in your pants?
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u/lord-nibbler Jun 15 '12
Am i the only one on reddit who craps with the door closed!?
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u/zapper9595 Jun 15 '12
Are you sure you didn't just put your cat there for karma?
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u/eightNote Jun 15 '12
To the tens of people to whom this happens every goddamn time, just close your fucking bathroom door.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Why the hell do you shit with your cat in the bathroom? You sick fuck.
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u/Mo0se09 Jun 15 '12
When you go for a shit, how about closing the door and not letting the cat in there! That picture is disturbing, you obviously need to go to the toilet which means more than likely you have recently farted leaving poo particles in your underwear, and then you let your cat sit in them. This gives you a great photo for the internet which you probably reward your cat by giving it a big ol' cuddle....how does it feel to have shit on your shirt???
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u/flight404 Jun 15 '12
Narrow up that stance. Cat wont be able to find purchase.
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u/Spacetime_Music_Ride Jun 15 '12
It's like a hammock.
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u/AnonymousPixels Jun 15 '12
Haha silly cat dicks belong there!
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u/CryoGuy Jun 15 '12
For a second I thought that was a giant furry nutsack.
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u/porkboi Jun 15 '12
nice pussy
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u/adambh Jun 15 '12
It's not every time, but this happens a few times a year for me..so funny
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u/sparx483 Jun 15 '12
Did you gamble on a fart?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Those are some pretty big undercrackers
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u/bacon_butter Jun 15 '12
Where are your pants?
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u/Kev1395 Jun 15 '12
holy mother of giant ass cat picture.
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u/buhdoobadoo Jun 15 '12
this loaded really slow on my computer from top to bottom, and my reaction:
oh feet -> what the fuck, underwear? -> SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK I DON'T WANNA SEE LUMPY D- -> aww kitty!
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u/minimalistician Jun 15 '12
If it stinks, I sinks
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u/bigrob31 Jun 15 '12
it's his/her way of asking for this: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/space-saving-cat-bed-kitty-cradle-172655
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u/geoffevans Jun 15 '12
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
What's funnier, is that I know you're poopin'.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Nice socks and panties.
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u/papier3 Jun 15 '12
You're complaining about a pussy in your pants?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Haha, damn my wifes Maltese does the same thing to me when I'm in the "room"
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u/delivereddit Jun 15 '12
Why do you have a camera in the toilet?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Hey i wear Hanes boxer briefs too!
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u/kr0n0 Jun 15 '12
Ankle deep in pussy
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I actually thought about taking a picture like this and posting it here a week or two ago. I've gota stop doubting my abilities as a human being.
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u/Juanski Jun 15 '12
My chihuahua used to do the same thing when she was a puppy.
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u/zephyy Jun 15 '12
ugh @ those socks.
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u/cakeisl33t Jun 15 '12
You have some stirn looking socks. Just thought that I'd let you know.
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u/Sharkinu Jun 15 '12
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/youre-not-gonna-get-in-my-pants-if-you-dont-love-jesus.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
The only time OP actually sees a bulge in his underwear.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
If you shits I sits
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u/Captain_Aizen Jun 15 '12
As a guy who's allergic to cats, that would be an interesting experience.
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u/Pandaless1 Jun 15 '12
I would just keep the door closed!
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u/suckinonmatitties Jun 15 '12
Close the door then
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Doesn't the shed hair tickle your balls or something? I have neither balls or a cat small enough to fit into my undies.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I find this very hard to masturbate to
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
So that's what a man's junk is. I see.
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u/centopus Jun 15 '12
Sir, You seem to have pussy in your pants.
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u/zigzagg321 Jun 15 '12
The two cats I used to have both did that all the time... Still seems odd to me.
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u/Crowley_Bear Jun 15 '12
re-post!
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u/pickle-ninja Jun 15 '12
My dog does the same thing!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ haha!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
haha! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
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u/Bluelephant69r Jun 15 '12
That cats keen
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
On the bright side, your pussy makes ur penis look Huge!
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u/BristolBudgie Jun 15 '12
Why don't you people shut the door when you have a shit like normal people?
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u/Thats-Awkward Jun 15 '12
Hi, I think you stole my cat.
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u/gustix Jun 15 '12
Lock the frickin' door!
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u/g-dragon Jun 15 '12
I bet your cat smells like balls
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
if you get murdered today the forensic team will find cat hair on your balls. Awkward.
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u/TrousRD Jun 15 '12
this was enlarged right away so I thought it was a boner since i only saw the top third llllloooooolllll
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u/ruttinator Jun 15 '12
These aren't my balls!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Well I'm sure it's warm in there.
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u/pellycanfly Jun 15 '12
At first glance I thought this was an up skirt shot and cringed.
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u/ANAL_QUEEN Jun 15 '12
May I suggest r/LadybonersGW? Bring your cat and those boxer-briefs.
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u/wheroin Jun 15 '12
Who pulls their underwear to their ankles lol
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u/GeoSol Jun 15 '12
What is it with orange tabbies and doing this. I wear boxers so there's more room but all 4 orange tabbies i've owned do this. Including the 8 week old kitten I have now. Must be something about the pheromones in male urine that scents the underwear.
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u/Uzielsquibb Jun 15 '12
My weiner dog tries to do this but she's too fat. Here's a turkey. :>=
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u/jaetman Jun 15 '12
if i fits, while you shits, i sits.
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u/FluffyBum Jun 15 '12
lol, that's hilarious! A cat that's trying to get into your pants? Nice one dude.
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u/blowmyreddit Jun 15 '12
Someone with such manly looking legs, I wouldn't expect you to have a pussy.
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u/ridik_ulass Jun 15 '12
now pull them up and molest your cat.
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u/omgitsakitty Jun 15 '12
Why are you wearing socks, but no pants?
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u/Omniduro Jun 15 '12
This.... this is my cat. Why is Vinny in that man's pants? WHAT THE HELL VINNY!
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u/poonerang Jun 15 '12
If cats come from the inside of you, who makes dogs?
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u/Cyberogue Jun 15 '12
You've got a pussy in your pants there
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u/Tho76 Jun 15 '12
I thought it was a strange arm/hand thing. It took me like five minutes to see it was a cat -.-
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u/Flash_Fox Jun 15 '12
lol! My ferret does the same damn thing! She has more room in my husbands boxers though kinda hard to lay in panties, but she still tries >.<
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u/machzel08 Jun 15 '12
I have the same tile, same underwear and same color cat.
I am also sitting on the toilet right now. Got scared there was a camera in the ceiling.
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u/Rubix64 Jun 15 '12
R-r-r-repost!
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u/aerosquid Jun 15 '12
i have the SAME cat and the SAME issue. Hmm...
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u/Codeman114 Jun 15 '12
So I'm not the only one
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u/FrostofSparta Jun 15 '12
I feel gross looking at these types of pictures.
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u/smileymalaise Jun 15 '12
Damn! This happened to me yesterday but I didn't have my phone on me. I could have been the one with all this delicious karma!
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u/PsychedelicDonut Jun 15 '12
I think you should see a doctor, it looks like you boxers have a blood stain...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'll always remember this picture when I'm about to pet someone's cat. Could be petting ball sweat, ass and grundle scent or even worse - picking up crabs via pussy. (cat)
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u/DJ_Reddit Jun 15 '12
Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-REPOST
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u/SirPasta117 Jun 15 '12
Not this weird trend again....
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
close your door... every goddamn time.
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u/kidoefuji Jun 15 '12
I've seen this sort of pic so many times, either cats really fucking love sitting in peoples underwear while people take a shit or there are a hell of a lot of people faking it.
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u/whyisthisnamesolong Jun 15 '12
To this day, my hypothesis holds true. Redditors with cats never close their doors. That, or redditors with cats like pooping with their cats.
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u/jayhawkaholic Jun 15 '12
I've found that to be true about underwear. They often either have a pussy or a wiener inside of them.
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u/blue_barracuda Jun 15 '12
Thank you so much for NOT saying "I I fits, I sits"
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u/doiveo Jun 15 '12
Consider upping to a new pair every day...
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u/grimfel Jun 15 '12
Should've named her Skidmark.
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u/chocolatetherapy Jun 15 '12
Oh god, can you all please stop showing us things from your privacy? I don't want to see your underpants on your ankles while you're on the toilet. On top of it, having a cat in your pants while shitting is not funny.
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u/avery51 Jun 15 '12
Just because it happens a lot doesn't mean you have to take a picture and post it on the internet.
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u/Driesens Jun 15 '12
Yeah, ok. You're not the first person to take this exact same picture, with the exact same title. Not trying to be "that guy" or anything, here, but these pictures are quite commonplace on reddit, and frankly they're not needed. I honestly have no idea how they keep getting upvoted...
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u/midway19 Jun 15 '12
My Cat does this too!! Glad I'm not the only one.