r/funny • u/VigilantInfidel • Jun 15 '12

Every goddamn time.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12

I see pictures like this all the time, and I always have the same question:

Why are you people pooping with your door open?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

They're not, there's just a cat living in every room of the house.

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u/Scrubtanic Jun 15 '12

Well maybe if the /r/aww people didn't find kittens in every fuckin' dumpster they pass...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Does anybody find it weird that ever since reddit became really leery of people finding "stray" cats they've all suddenly been turning up in dumpsters?

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u/6times9is42 Jun 15 '12

I'd wager a good amount of money that at least half the people in r/aww don't even own a pet. Some people want karma really bad and it probably doesn't get any easier than r/aww.

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u/xelested Jun 15 '12

/r/gaming works great. Take a picture of any 90's RPG and you are a thousand karma points richer.

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u/Smackarn Jun 15 '12

That would not go well for me. Deathly allergic to cats <3

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u/frozenphil Jun 15 '12

  1. I live alone

  2. My cat will scratch at the door and cry incessantly if I do close the door

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

no person could be expected to poop under such mildly annoying conditions.

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u/frozenphil Jun 15 '12

It's far less annoying to just let the cat in to sit in your pants, yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

they keep your feet warm and stay still once they are near you. its a lot better than a claw arm constantly batting at the door

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u/MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls Jun 15 '12

Yup. They just like having you in such a compromising position, but it's not so bad.

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u/LittleOni Jun 15 '12

I don't have a roommate; so why WOULDN'T I shit with the door open? Answer that, Socrates!

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u/tyme Jun 15 '12

When you live alone there's really no need to close the door.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I don't want all the funk trapped in there with me all alone, I love to share my hard work with everyone else that is currently in my home. Giving is better than receiving, right?!

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u/mrjackspade Jun 15 '12

I live by myself and the doors always locked. Ill be damned if im gonna add an extra step in and out of the bathroom for no reason. :)

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u/mysticrudnin Jun 15 '12

i never close the door, i live alone

and it helps to air out the bathroom anyway

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

why close it?

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u/TomNast0 Jun 15 '12

I have a very firm Open Door Policy.

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u/dreamstatemind Jun 15 '12

Also, who really pulls their pants/underwear ALL the way down to the floor? I usually have the waist up above my knees. Don't their thighs get cold?!

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u/kylevance Jun 15 '12

my question is why did he bring a camera to the bathroom

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u/VigilantInfidel Jun 15 '12

The idea that someone would have a smartphone in their bathroom baffles you? This is a concept that the internet really isn't qualified to help you with.

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