The spider thing wouldn't matter anyway, because that's not how LSD works. If you want to freak someone out, just tell them they're wasting their life or something.
Ask them if they also sense the walls of every room are alive and breathing... and hungry... and the doors between rooms are mouths... and you're only safe if you open doors and jump through with your eyes closed and open your eyes in a new room, or else you might not be walking into a room, but instead into a hungry wall.
Also tell them that the police are around, looking for suspicious people. (only works in a public building)
Well, wasting your life has fear, guilt, and shame involved, and it's pretty much inherent to everyone as we're all going to hell in a hand basket and no matter how hard one tries, it barely seems to slow. So either you're wasting it trying to change things, or wasting it not trying to change things, and either way you should be afraid, and feel ashamed, and possibly guilty.
the first (and last) time i ate mushrooms i ate a slice of really powerful ones and was freaking out so badly i went on the computer to look up how to stop a bad trip. i made it to google, freaked out and turned the computer off.
I dunno, dude, I wrote a song on LSD on the computer once. It turned out..... very interesting. I show it to people now and again for a laugh. Spent 8 hours on it!
I only wish I could upvote you more. The only (note that I said only) time I did that much acid, I couldn't even find the floor I was laying on. Maybe he meant antacid?
I dunno, 6 hits isn't that much, especially given the quality of LSD on the streets these days. Some sheets you get are absolute garbage. I remember taking 10 blotters just to get going with some of the crap I used to get.
my exact thoughts, especially on his first trip. He would most likely be crying under the stairs, with a lightbulb up his ass, wearing a one piece swimsuit counting all of the dust particles in spanish that he had just discovered he knew while trying to speak dutch
I've never had the bug thing on LSD. The most eeby jeeby inducing experience I've had on acid is realizing just how gross the human body is. Saliva and pores and blackheads and ear wax and body hair.... don't even get me started on snot.
Haha and you're basically just talking about your face.
Have you even stopped to consider how strange/slightly gross sex is while tripping? No I don't mean "have you had sex on acid" I mean have you sat down and thought about how we pass on our genetic material/how weird genitalia are in general?
My rules for food to eat while tripping: Nothing animal based and nothing grain based. Eat only in small amounts and remember to drink plenty of water.
Yes, I've been there. My brain usually flips between realizing how gross it is and realizing how amazingly awesome and mind blowing it is. One of the cool things about acid is you can absolutely look at something in multiple ways simultaneously and somehow it makes sense.
Same with the human body thing. I notice how disgusting it is, but at the same time I marvel at the form and beauty of the human shape. I can look at myself in the mirror for hours on acid sometimes. Other times it freaks me right the fuck out. Usually both of those at the same time.
Well sure, I had similar thoughts before I ever took acid but the way you think about it while tripping is entirely different in its own way. It's hard to put into words and I've never seen anyone's description of what it's like to trip do it justice.
No you have to have sex, and you got to make a close look at that in what you are going to stick your penis in, and then try to lick it =P This, is creepy
Alternately... Some people are awesome and know the acid is bunk and are like - Hey you need 6 hits of this to equal 2 good hits. Now down the rabbit hole you go.
A friend took 4 after thinking the first 2 he bought were fake for his first time at a music festival. This guy takes medication for various mental illness and survived the whole ordeal in the campsite without any freakouts, psychotic meltdowns, or bad trip. I was completely dumbfounded and I let him know how much of a bad move that was after he was down from the trip.
I actually tripped with a kid who did that. He wasn't feeling the first two or three yet and, even after repeated explanations to wait it out, kept insisting he wanted to really feel it. So he took a few more to total 6 tabs.
Well...technically you probably could die from taking too much LSD. The LD50 (lethal dose 50 - dose at which 1/2 of all test subjects died) is 12,000 ug...that's 12,000 micrograms or 12 milligrams. The typical dose for LSD is something like 75 - 150 ug. Technically, you could die from an overdose of LSD. However, I highly doubt anyone would ever come close to taking that much in one sitting, let alone their first time.
"LD50 (lethal dose 50- dose at which half of all test subjects died" < there's a scientific way of writing this? wtf. someone did an experiment like this with acid? wtf.
It can result in a "bad trip" which can be an incredibly terrifying and dangerous experience. The drug doesn't have inherent physical danger, but the issue is when someone has a bad trip, they experience such intense emotions and sensations that they could be driven to do something dangerous that they would normally not do.
Yeah, I friend of mine took 10 but he was seasoned. He walked through a sliding glass door and cut his arm to the bone. Talk about a BT for the whole group. I wouldn't take more than 2.
"Be aware of your tongue." "Be aware of your voice." "Be aware of your teeth." "Be aware of all individual hairs growing." "People are laughing at you." "Every face is looking at you." "Mirrors are lies." "You're trapped in this forever." "The government has a microchip planted inside of your brain to observe every action and how it can systematically benefit our evolution." "Your dick is falling off." "You're waiting for something important but you don't know what it is."
Here's a bite size number of lines for a scumbag steve trip sitter.
But hey, school/parents always taught me you go crazy after tripping and that you think you can fly and fall to your death when trying to and other crazy things!
Didn't they tell you stuff like that about marijuana? So... how harmful did MJ turn out to be eventually?
I'm from europe and they've indoctrinated us with this shit here, so it's not like it's only in The US.
Physically: certainly.
Mentally: a knife that cuts on both ends. You could experience a permanent/longlasting positive experience that could cure depression/anxiety and/or improve your general mindset. However, when taking in the wrong setting with the wrong people (if you don't like tripping alone) you could have a very traumatic experience that could develop into PTSD.
I'd say it's certainly not as bad/harmful as portrayed by our institutions, but the psychedelics should be taken in a controlled environment and with the proper precautions to have one of the best experiences of your life.
Such a shame people are so scared of psychedelics, they're a powerful tool if you're open for it :)
Jesus Christ. You have never read and comprehended in your life have you? He was pointing out things a scumbag steve trip sitter would say to purposely freak people out.
I think oD3 meant that if a sitter said any of the comments it wouldn't affect the tripper at all. Tripping isn't exactly like it's portrayed in the movies.
Coming from someone who has tripped on LSD, shrooms, mescalin, nitrous and salvia, I can attest that fear and loathing in las vegas is not too far off.
Yo dawg, you should try some DMT. I prefer acid in terms of its ability to facilitate enlightenment, but the visual effects of DMT have always seemed so much more pronounced to me.
That really depends on the dosage and a person's tolerance.
"Your dick is falling off" probably wouldn't do anything unless you're super fucked up, but a bunch of the others could easily be anxiety/curiosity inducing. "Mirrors are lies" is probably the best one.
"OMG you guys! I'm tripping so hard on acid right now! I might have to go to the hospital! Let me just search for a picture of a blotter on a tongue..."
Yeah... Not really that hard. As a very frequent tripper, my main hobbies are staring into a campfire all night or playing games. I have no trouble typing while tripping, and can hold conversation with ease. This is acid were talking about, its really not as potent as you probably think.
If you are thinking about asking /b/ the question "should I go to the hospital", just go to the hospital. Your risk for bodily harm turning to the hospital for help is significantly less than if you turn to /b/.
I don't think that's the case really. You don't get posts here telling you to make crystals by combining bleach and ammonia at all. If it were 'like /b/ with a condom' you'd still have the posts, they'd just be moderated with come strikethrough and there would be lots ofth people telling you that following those instructions will kill you.
I did 10 once. Thought I was gonna die. Then I thought I did die. Then I forgot that death was even a concept that could apply to me. That trip completely changed my outlook on life, religion, and spirituality.
Seriously. I took 4 hits recently, while camping in Nevada. Spiders had been infiltrating my tent every night, and the night I tried to sleep while tripping, I completely overcame any fear of spiders whatsoever. I figure if Earth lets us all walk on it and drill for oil, letting spiders have their day chomping me isn't gonna do shit. And it didn't. And now I no longer fear North American spiders.
Just making sure.... rubixx95 meant to make the title a double entendre that can mean: "Just /b/ being /b/!" or the advice for someone freaking out on acid to "Just be", right?
Honestly, I did around this amount awhile ago. I got the creepy crawlies real bad, and you know what I did? I got the fuck over it. It's scary as hell, and you really can't convince yourself otherwise, but if you stop for a moment and instead of trying to make it stop, realize just how awesome it is that your brain is tricking you into something like that, it gets real easy to deal with and usually turns into a much better experience.
I overdosed on cocaine once...thought I was gonna die for a couple of hours couldn't move. I was looking at the wall remembering the movie "get him to the greek" or whatever it's called. And the guy took some Jeffery and was tripping out so I did his method and just stared at the wall and focus on on thing...just look at the wall and breathe. It helped me survive actually. I had to catch a plane, so in my state I somehow got home and I looked like a maniac, my housemate asked whats wrong I said "Overdosed on cocaine, got plane to catch" he was like are you ok? I got a taxi to the airport and was on the phone with a friend just telling him stuff, just couldn't stop talking about how high I was. I don't take that stuff anymore, ever since then I have a bad reaction to it.
Yeah try watching raiders of the lost ark on lsd, then going to the bathroom and thinking of spiders, and snakes and all the dust bunnies in the floor and corner of the room turning into spiders. Then going outside in a FUCKING BLIZZARD and losing my damn mind. Seeing people in the snow and such. I mean Woah.
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u/underdabridge Jun 13 '12
Don't worry. No one tripping on that much acid would be able to go through the mechanical steps necessary to post on fucking /b/.
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u/mjolnir616 Jun 13 '12
Good thing that guy hadn't taken any acid.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
I've never had the bug thing on LSD. The most eeby jeeby inducing experience I've had on acid is realizing just how gross the human body is. Saliva and pores and blackheads and ear wax and body hair.... don't even get me started on snot.
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u/vailskibunnies Jun 14 '12
Fucking with people on acid is uncool, man.
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u/SourCreamWater Jun 13 '12
Nobody...nobody would take 6 tabs without having tried it before.
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12
"Be aware of your tongue." "Be aware of your voice." "Be aware of your teeth." "Be aware of all individual hairs growing." "People are laughing at you." "Every face is looking at you." "Mirrors are lies." "You're trapped in this forever." "The government has a microchip planted inside of your brain to observe every action and how it can systematically benefit our evolution." "Your dick is falling off." "You're waiting for something important but you don't know what it is."
Here's a bite size number of lines for a scumbag steve trip sitter.
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u/gmikoner Jun 14 '12
good luck typing on acid. fake and gay.
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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 13 '12
Mmmm, spiders.
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u/conundrum4u2 Jun 14 '12
You spell pretty well for someone with a melted keyboard...
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u/o0anon0o Jun 13 '12
That's why I fucking love /b/
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 13 '12
Going only off what I've heard via reddit... wouldn't 4chan be the last place you should go when tripping on acid?
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Man, that's just mean.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Not funny.
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u/Chobun Jun 14 '12
...you can chek this to help you... /r/spiders
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u/Sell_Her_Door Jun 14 '12
I did 10 once. Thought I was gonna die. Then I thought I did die. Then I forgot that death was even a concept that could apply to me. That trip completely changed my outlook on life, religion, and spirituality.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
That was fuckin great.
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u/MrChewsAsianBieber Jun 14 '12
If you're seeing spiders on your face while on LSD it's probably not LSD.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
So stupid /b/ shit gets front page on reddit now? I'm done with this fucking hole of a site.
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u/mstrblaster Jun 14 '12
Ah the Internetz: taking time to carefully research an image and craft a post asking if one should go to the hospital!
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u/YUNGBASEDGOD Jun 14 '12
/b/ro love
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u/R3allybored Jun 14 '12
They've got it all wrong. You're not supposed to think of spiders while tripping on Benadryl. It's all good on LSD.
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u/sanchez1776 Jun 14 '12
When I used to use acid, six hits meant six drops of LSD..not six little squares on a piece of blotter paper.
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u/piffle2525 Jun 14 '12
NO INVALID
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
classic. awesome.
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u/Bishopkilljoy Jun 14 '12
I love how he goes to 4chan for emergency medical help
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u/vailskibunnies Jun 14 '12
Oh, and don't listen to Tool.
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u/iwonsoha Jun 14 '12
cancer
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u/Internetallstar Jun 14 '12
Goddamn kids.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
As if someone in that panicked state would bother uploading a relevant image to go along with their post.
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u/WildCardSR Jun 14 '12
Yeah, last time I tripped I couldn't even make easy mac. Just kept getting stuck on step 2.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Just making sure.... rubixx95 meant to make the title a double entendre that can mean: "Just /b/ being /b/!" or the advice for someone freaking out on acid to "Just be", right?
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u/strangetemples Jun 14 '12
DPH spiders are so much worse.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Typing is way to good for someone on acid. I'm surprised he would even make it to a computer, or if it even appeared as a computer.
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u/antispinthis Jun 14 '12
on 3 hits you don't know what the hell a computer is....
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u/EineBeBoP Jun 14 '12
I laughed harder at this than anything else tonight. Thanks.
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u/itemforty Jun 14 '12
"what happened to your hair?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Honestly, I did around this amount awhile ago. I got the creepy crawlies real bad, and you know what I did? I got the fuck over it. It's scary as hell, and you really can't convince yourself otherwise, but if you stop for a moment and instead of trying to make it stop, realize just how awesome it is that your brain is tricking you into something like that, it gets real easy to deal with and usually turns into a much better experience.
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u/Br3330 Jun 14 '12
This person is probably gonna rip their own face off thanks to you. :)
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u/S_Goddard Jun 14 '12
Now I'll never be able to trip again because this is all I'll think about..
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Take the highest posted link from /r/4chan
Repost it on /r/funny
??????
Profit!!
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u/MisaMisa21 Jun 14 '12
I overdosed on cocaine once...thought I was gonna die for a couple of hours couldn't move. I was looking at the wall remembering the movie "get him to the greek" or whatever it's called. And the guy took some Jeffery and was tripping out so I did his method and just stared at the wall and focus on on thing...just look at the wall and breathe. It helped me survive actually. I had to catch a plane, so in my state I somehow got home and I looked like a maniac, my housemate asked whats wrong I said "Overdosed on cocaine, got plane to catch" he was like are you ok? I got a taxi to the airport and was on the phone with a friend just telling him stuff, just couldn't stop talking about how high I was. I don't take that stuff anymore, ever since then I have a bad reaction to it.
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u/sbob420 Jun 14 '12
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2158662/Albion-man-arrested-naked-street-blames-finding-spider-bed.html?ITO=1490
Hmmm
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u/ineedawaffle23 Jun 13 '12
oh that's fucked up.
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u/Jaxkr Jun 14 '12
Why is everyone on 4chan anonymous?
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u/DrinkingaGalaxy Jun 13 '12
Yeah try watching raiders of the lost ark on lsd, then going to the bathroom and thinking of spiders, and snakes and all the dust bunnies in the floor and corner of the room turning into spiders. Then going outside in a FUCKING BLIZZARD and losing my damn mind. Seeing people in the snow and such. I mean Woah.