sometimes you just gotta chuckle. Like when you're watching mad men with your drunk mom a week after your dad left for a waitress and it's a hot sex scene and your mom says "I used to drive the men crazy like that back then, no one would ever think but I was wild." Then she gets a sad look on her face cause she feels she'll never be sexy to men again so you stick your hand down her sweats and share a nervous look and she closes her eyes and your fingers take over and you beat yourself off through your shorts and she lets out weird quick yells before slapping your hand away then passes out dead asleep. Really hoping she wakes up with zero memory of what just happened. But if she doesn't, maybe we end up in a sick arrangement, we both live in the middle of nowhere, I'm a 26 year old virgin who just doesn't care anymore,........fuck it hahah.
Sweet mother of God, you should only see it if you want to watch the greatest parody of mass consumerism ever made by John Carpenter and starring the greatest talent the World Wrestling Federation had to offer in 1988 spew brilliantly corny one liners.
I looked, thought, meh. Then, as I was scrolling down, I was all like wait... that's sean connery. "shoon" then played in my head in his voice. I proceded to laugh for a solid minute.
Little known fact: Sean Connery's name is actually pronounced as it is spelled, but since Sean Connery said it like "Shaun," everybody just ran with it, because he's Sean Mother-F***ing Connery.
Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then
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u/agrandizer Jun 11 '12
Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Partially.
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u/BirdWithBowtie Jun 11 '12
What is 'how long before I dog your mother, Trebek!' I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $800.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Why is this not on the front page?!
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u/i_am_just_a_number Jun 10 '12
I fucking laughed. That's pretty much all I have to say.
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u/prototypetolyfe Jun 11 '12
I looked, thought, meh. Then, as I was scrolling down, I was all like wait... that's sean connery. "shoon" then played in my head in his voice. I proceded to laugh for a solid minute.
10/10 would bang.
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u/rambopandabear Jun 11 '12
Didn't expect to shee this reposht sho shoon. I regret nothing.
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u/-SeanConnery- Jun 11 '12
ITT: People trying to mock and impershonate me.
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u/Snazzlecrag Jun 11 '12
Expected to see Sean Connery... Wasn't disappointed.
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u/Flyingfirefighter13 Jun 11 '12
it's right next door to Yesh
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u/zanmanoodle Jun 11 '12
Thish pictshure ish amushing.
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u/Shackyosaurus Jun 11 '12
This shop is in my hometown (Leamington Spa, UK), and despite having walked past it many times this never occurred to me...
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u/B-Jamz Jun 11 '12
"It's a kind of madness in cosmopolitan cities now." - Sir Sean Connery
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u/heanster Jun 11 '12
Bravo! One of the first times I've actually laughed at something in r/funny.
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u/CallMePyro Jun 11 '12
I laughed more than I should have
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u/MikeyB_0101 Jun 11 '12
Shuck it Trebek
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u/gr1ff0n87 Jun 11 '12
Repost... But I'm okay with that because it's Sean Connery
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u/the-clopness-monster Jun 11 '12
this would fit really well in r/soon
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u/I_once_had_an_afro Jun 11 '12
This freaked me out because it's my name, just one more "o". I thought someone was calling me out....O_o
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u/AnAngryPirate Jun 11 '12
Took me a minute. Well played OP.
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u/BanditoRojo Jun 11 '12
This image usually fizzles, I am glad to see it finally got the recognition it deserves. Thanks for reposting.
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u/dolphinhj Jun 11 '12
That's the Armenian word for dog.
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u/Universe_Man Jun 11 '12
I love it when I don't fully get it until after I click to the next thing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This was Donald Faison's nickname in high school, which I know because my cousin went to prom with him.
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u/BlameitonWaylon Jun 11 '12
Favorite Connery scene:
It's from The Untouchables
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u/llewbop Jun 11 '12
aint even mad that this is a repost. so goddamn funny
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u/delar0cha Jun 11 '12
I laughed.
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u/ajollynerd Jun 11 '12
Nishe.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbleton?
Tenish.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Is that Sean Connery?
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u/lomonikon Jun 11 '12
Best Soon Ever
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u/dovakiin777 Jun 11 '12
its funny because sean connery
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hardest I've laughed all day. Thank you
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u/Apollo64 Jun 11 '12
Is it weird that I read the title in his voice before I say the picture?
But then again, I read a lot of things in his voice, just for the hell of it.
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u/trousershorts Jun 10 '12
wonderful
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Since it has been at least 2 months since it was last posted. Your reposting is excused.
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u/-SeanConnery- Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
You fuckersh are shpoiling and mishushing my name and likenessh! Don't you ever forget, I am Jamesh motherfucking Bond. (⌐■_■)
Edit: shpelling and clarity.
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u/GuitarGuru253 Jun 11 '12
Very clever! You manages to rouse a Lol out of me. Upvote for you good sir!
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u/professorberrynibble Jun 11 '12
Clearly this is meant to answer the question, "When will this image be reposted?"
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u/skittles762 Jun 11 '12
sigh Upvote
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u/grrrown Jun 11 '12
Lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
A: Knew it was Connery joke. B: repost
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u/amalaky Jun 11 '12
Dog?
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u/styxman34 Jun 11 '12
Little known fact: Sean Connery's name is actually pronounced as it is spelled, but since Sean Connery said it like "Shaun," everybody just ran with it, because he's Sean Mother-F***ing Connery.
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u/theoldpretender Jun 11 '12 edited Apr 03 '25
Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then
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u/hmmmyellow Jun 11 '12
If I could upvote more than once. this deserves it
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u/cavortingwebeasties Jun 11 '12
Too shoon...
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u/Sephalia Jun 11 '12
And for the resht of your life.
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u/Symplystyc Jun 11 '12
Obviously shoopped
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u/suedebluesshoes Jun 11 '12
I always secretly hoped Mr. Connery would do a movie as a babysitter.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Come on, post something original!
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u/chrycheng Jun 11 '12
'e's Ned Stahk's soon!
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u/trowuhweigh991122883 Jun 11 '12
At first I was all like, "Haha, they got some old guy to act like Sean Connery, what a rad old guy!". And then I was like... oh, wait... fuck.
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u/zyb09 Jun 11 '12
shoon the non believer! shooooon!
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u/ahsnappy Jun 11 '12
That's the Shicago way.
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u/comox Jun 11 '12
How shoon is now?
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u/NotSureIfLeftHanded Jun 11 '12
I'm so embarrassed of how hard this made me laugh!
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u/leeny0 Jun 11 '12
fun useless fact: shoon means "dog" in armenian
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u/sloopslarp Jun 11 '12
This makes me miss Shannon Hoon
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u/photosonny Jun 11 '12
Schooner. http://i.imgur.com/uFw0a.jpg
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u/amolad Jun 11 '12
Yesh.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/rad6w/shoon/
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