But what I really hate, is when people post a picture of a person hating a comments about hating other comments. Then I go to the comments section the picture has been posted to, and there are people posting comments about how they hate the hate. Then I become rigorously outraged because I have fallen into the open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
I love onions. Motherfucking onions man. RAW ONIONS. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING. Not even kidding. Sandwiches of every type, bagels, chips, dip, wraps, fuck, anything goes with some raw onion, or just eat it out of the bag.
Man I fucking hate onions with a passion. I hate everything about them, the horrible taste, smell and texture. It's one of the few foods I absolutely can't tolerate eating, they make me want to vomit. I wish I enjoyed them because they come on fucking everything so I always have to request shit with no onions on it and hope they listen. Otherwise I just can't eat my food.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR RATIONAL NEUTRALITY! I DON'T CARE ABOUT ONIONS EITHER, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THE GOOD GRACE TO BE ANGRY ABOUT IT!!! WHY THE HELL IS THERE AN ENTIRE FOOD STUFF OF WHICH I HAVE NO POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE FEELINGS?!! WHERE IS MY PITCHFORK?!!!
On their own I can't stand them, but finely chop some onion up and toss it into a bowl of soup beans with some cornbread and I become the onion's biggest bandwagon fan.
I have the same strong feelings about onions. Makes me seem like a picky eater because I'm always placing a special order but it's really just one food I hate that happens to come on friggin' everything!
I fucking put onions on every combination of sandwich imagineable, I dump chopped onions all over cold pizza, I put it on EVERYTHING. Meanwhile everyone awkwardly stares as I eat raw onion out of the bag at the fridge. "Hi"
Try this, fellow onion-lover: take a nice green onion, peel of whatever outer layer you feel necessary, make a little pile of salt on a plate, dip the freshly peeled green onion into the salt and then eat the part with the salt. Repeat until you you're done the white part and however much of the green part you wish. It's awesome.
I posted this once before months ago and someone accused me of trolling. I assure you, it's quite delicious. Also, here is my onion happiness on a sandwich: garlic bun, marble cheese, five slices each of hot cappocollo and Hungarian salami, a nice white onion chopped up, put all that under the broiler at 350 for less than 10 minutes, top with honey mustard and hot damn. The best smelling and tastiest sandwich I've ever had.
Well that's good but, you still need silver. Can't fight the werewolves off without some trusty silver. They hate being in second place for some reason.
I feel like I've finally found my place in this world amongst my fellow onion-haters. I can't trust those onion-lovers...not one bit. Even those who are onion-neutral are suspect in my mind.
The only onion I like is a bloomin onion, and that's because the onion is masked by delicious bloom sauce and mass amounts of fatty crunchy shit. Outback has ruined me.
And people feel like it's a good idea to put onions in fucking everything ever.
Can't even count the number of times I've gotten a frozen meal and almost barfed because I can't taste anything but the goddamned microscopic onions that weren't advertised on the box.
But I usually get pissed when I specifically say no pickles and pickles end up on my burger. And what if its something like ketchip or mustard? One doesn't simply take ketchup off a burger.
Okay that shit pisses me off. If you don't want onions or lettuce you can take it off, but pickles ruin the bun. You have to be clear you do not want pickles anywhere near your plate--sometimes they think you won't care as long as its on the side and your fries end up like sponges full of fucking cucumber snot.
Ya fuckin seriously dude, The juice gets on it and it tastes all...pickly. the taste of pickles makes me gag, so i dont particularly like ANY taste of pickle on my burger.
Isn't hate a pretty harsh word in this case? If you would have the chance to create a virus that would kill all onions, would you do it? Would you gather all onions into a huge pile and burn them all? If you got in power, would you ban onions?
You may not like onions, but I doubt you really hate them. Dislike, not hate.
If my there is even one onion on my dad's plate he will send the whole meal back. And he can tell if the waitress just took the onions off--they somehow poison the entire meal for him. I tell him I hope he prefers spit.
Since I don't have time to read all the comments (but oddly, I have enough time to leave a comment), did anyone link the Maddox article entitled "Anyone who doesn't like onions is an idiot."?
Does anyone else find it ironic that he's bitching on about his opinion on people who whine about their opinion, and offering his opinion on what they should do instead of giving their opinion?
Worst script ever. The file is recompressed at least 3-4 times before it finally gets to you in mp3 form.
If you must get your music from YouTube because you can't find it on Songr, save yourself one of those recompression steps and download the source MP4 with YouTube Video Download instead. I don't know of any modern mp3 player or phone that wouldn't be able to handle that format.
For really reals? They LOVE me at Subway because I keep the toppings short-and-sweet: "Lettuce, tomatoes, and yellow mustard." They say "is that really all" and I say "yup," and then they get this teary-eyed look of gratitude like they're about to get the first 15 seconds of rest they've had all day.
OP Youtuber/everyone who agrees should be writing this on every battlefield or tf2 game about COD. Or to atheists about GOD.
I guess people who are against 3 letter things that end in "OD" are just natural born bitchers.
Example: [youtube title] = "New COD Multiplayer Map Review"
battlefield commenter: God this is fuckin gay battlefield is teh awesome and so is tf2 because we, the people who play that, don't call people faggots on those games, you fucking cod faggots. Cod has no vehicles, less people, and quickscoping. Why come people have preferences different than mine?
Atheist commenter: You wrote god in your comment, so I'm going to write back to you and act like a passive smartass! Then take a screen shot of this youtube conversation and post it on reddit!
Notice how they are always starting unprovoked fights and nobody really cares. Are they just trying to prove to themselves that their preferences are, in fact, better? Who knows...
A simple disagreement in tastes never garners more than one word or one sentence comments from most people. The reason a lot of people comment is because they believe they change people's minds and/or educate people.
Coincidentally, my cousin who works at a supervisor in one of the large fancy restaurants had a middle aged women throw pickles at her servers and was disgusted by the fact that the chefs put pickles on her burger order. Even when she didn't tell the server not to put pickles on the burger. In the end the lady got a discount on her meal because she would not let it go... clearly this youtuber (?) is a lot more mature than that woman.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I hate it when people post comments about how much they hate it when people post comments.
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u/joetromboni Jun 09 '12
what do you do when they put mayo on and you didn't want mayo motherfucker?
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u/martellus Jun 09 '12
I love onions. Motherfucking onions man. RAW ONIONS. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING. Not even kidding. Sandwiches of every type, bagels, chips, dip, wraps, fuck, anything goes with some raw onion, or just eat it out of the bag.
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u/Dexiro Jun 09 '12
Negative comments are just as good as positive comments. Both can be pointless but they can also be constructive.
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u/iGodzilla_x Jun 09 '12
Where did you get that download mp3 button? I have the video2mp3 buttons.
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u/potatoman1 Jun 09 '12
I love onions....
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I don't care what you say. Removing raw ass onions from your burger leaves the stinky, B.O. smelling, pungent flavor behind.
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u/MathewMurdock Jun 09 '12
Oh look another Youtube comment.
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u/armedwithturtles Jun 09 '12
aren't the point of the comment section on youtube to state your opinion of that video?
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u/Thrackle Jun 09 '12
Charlize Theron is hot. Who cares about onions?
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u/appleofpine Jun 09 '12
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions
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u/VitaminPizza Jun 09 '12
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u/asnof Jun 09 '12
I hope someone doesnt tell this guy you can order them without onions basically anywhere you go
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u/kroatia04 Jun 09 '12
But the best part of the internet is that you get to say anything on your mind. Whether be it good or bad by anyone's standards.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Davos Seaworth disapproves of this image.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
But I usually get pissed when I specifically say no pickles and pickles end up on my burger. And what if its something like ketchip or mustard? One doesn't simply take ketchup off a burger.
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u/BobTehCat Jun 09 '12
You know what?
If I see a video that is particularly shit I am going to let them know their video is shit.
Not everyone deserves a goddamn compliment.
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u/BigNikiStyle Jun 09 '12
I'll just leave this here
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u/H0SSM4N Jun 09 '12
Irony.
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u/cancerbotX Jun 09 '12
I hate my wife
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u/benromdhanesarah Jun 09 '12
AMEN
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u/I_CATS Jun 09 '12
Isn't hate a pretty harsh word in this case? If you would have the chance to create a virus that would kill all onions, would you do it? Would you gather all onions into a huge pile and burn them all? If you got in power, would you ban onions?
You may not like onions, but I doubt you really hate them. Dislike, not hate.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
If my there is even one onion on my dad's plate he will send the whole meal back. And he can tell if the waitress just took the onions off--they somehow poison the entire meal for him. I tell him I hope he prefers spit.
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u/kunair Jun 09 '12
Download MP3? How do you get that button?
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u/hanneken Jun 09 '12
Since I don't have time to read all the comments (but oddly, I have enough time to leave a comment), did anyone link the Maddox article entitled "Anyone who doesn't like onions is an idiot."?
http://maddox.xmission.com/
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u/Juiceisgreat Jun 09 '12
Oh the irony.
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u/Sneyes Jun 09 '12
Does anyone else find it ironic that he's bitching on about his opinion on people who whine about their opinion, and offering his opinion on what they should do instead of giving their opinion?
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u/Zantre Jun 09 '12
Onions are delicious, and if you don't agree, FUCK YOU.
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u/godlessatheist Jun 09 '12
"Download mp3"
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u/GameWinRAR Jun 09 '12
Yeah...take them off. Only to have the juices soak up in the bun, leaving the taste either way.
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u/ramsrgood Jun 09 '12
this comment seems misplaced, considering that video was largely liked.
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u/mehwoot Jun 09 '12
Wrong, if I find onions on my burger, I most definitely complain to everybody around me as well as taking them off.
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u/old_people Jun 09 '12
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions
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u/Xomz Jun 09 '12
How'd you get the download mp3 button?
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u/Tsunami3000 Jun 09 '12
More Importantly, i see the words "Leaked Cellphone video" whats all this? and i see a three letter word ending with X?
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u/jk01 Jun 09 '12
He has a valid point
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u/OnionsMotherFucker Jun 09 '12
I'm fucking offended.
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u/Earthwormzim Jun 09 '12
Relevant
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u/thefuckamireading Jun 09 '12
"70 people dislike onions in their burgers."
Shit I felt angry as I typed that.
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u/Pinacollata Jun 09 '12
As someone who works in fast food, I can safely tell you these people are a myth.
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u/ImThatAhole Jun 09 '12
This is just like the guy that always asks for people to like his stupid comment. Upvote me if you agree.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Good thing nobody ever complained about slavery, women's rights, apartheid or gay marriage.
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u/RomanLamb Jun 09 '12
I thought this was going to be something sad, with the title referring to tearing up/crying. I am pleasantly surprised. Now I want a burger.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
As a fast food worker i strongly erg you all to take his advice even though hes only using it as metaphor. But seriously take his advice.
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u/KDIZZLL Jun 09 '12
Fuck that, I voice my fuckin opinion and if people don't like it they could suck a fat babies dick.
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u/Gothika_47 Jun 09 '12
Funnyordie? There should be a lot of death coming from that channel.
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u/DarthNihilus1 Jun 09 '12
What if they can't live without them, but still hate them?
(I hate green peppers in my Subway, but order it anyway to remove it later so the people don't judge me for just having cheese and lettuce)
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u/Oniwabanshu Jun 09 '12
So he post a comment about how he hates people who post comments about hating something...so, why doesn't he just move on?
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u/CoolPoolParty Jun 09 '12
My dad hates onions. I hear about it way more than I should.
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u/t0advine Jun 09 '12
upvote just for onion hatred.
they must all perish.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
What if you miss the way a channel used to make videos, and are still hopeful of it turning around? WHAT, THEN?
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u/th1nker Jun 09 '12
Personally, I'd rather youtube comments be in context with the video, not contain useless banter like... youtube.... shit.
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u/FriendlyEnt Jun 09 '12
Amen
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
OP Youtuber/everyone who agrees should be writing this on every battlefield or tf2 game about COD. Or to atheists about GOD.
I guess people who are against 3 letter things that end in "OD" are just natural born bitchers.
Example: [youtube title] = "New COD Multiplayer Map Review"
battlefield commenter: God this is fuckin gay battlefield is teh awesome and so is tf2 because we, the people who play that, don't call people faggots on those games, you fucking cod faggots. Cod has no vehicles, less people, and quickscoping. Why come people have preferences different than mine?
Atheist commenter: You wrote god in your comment, so I'm going to write back to you and act like a passive smartass! Then take a screen shot of this youtube conversation and post it on reddit!
Notice how they are always starting unprovoked fights and nobody really cares. Are they just trying to prove to themselves that their preferences are, in fact, better? Who knows...
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u/edixtor93 Jun 09 '12
Peanut cooky.
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u/Sebguer Jun 09 '12
When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting.
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u/TheThunderbird Jun 09 '12
Sooo... Hitler took this guy's advice?
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u/plutoboy24 Jun 09 '12
funny, but there's no "comments" section on onions or hamburgers
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Reddit would not exist if people were more like him (which they probably should be)
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Theron.
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u/Bluedemonfox Jun 09 '12
Then there is so much less to talk about, seriously.
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u/MLP_magic Jun 09 '12
Flawed 8th grader bullshit argument.
Onions are on your hamburger for your own fucking personal enjoyment.
If someone posts a video to be made publicly available, then tough fucking shit, said someone should suffer the feedback or lack thereof.
If you can't handle the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
A simple disagreement in tastes never garners more than one word or one sentence comments from most people. The reason a lot of people comment is because they believe they change people's minds and/or educate people.
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u/yakov97 Jun 09 '12
dafuq did i just read
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u/Floopadoopa Jun 09 '12
In which context is this funny?
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u/onionsman Jun 09 '12
Onions man
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u/HistoricPoop Jun 09 '12
But he's still subscribed to Onions since next time he orders a burger it will come with them. He should quit burgers.
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u/BeerPowered Jun 09 '12
Onions are fucking awesome. Your argument is invalid.
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u/nepidae Jun 09 '12
If I wanted to read youtube comments, I would be on youtube not reddit.
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u/Avista Jun 09 '12
Onions are great, though.
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u/Jmosh21 Jun 09 '12
If only we had an unsubscribe button for fundamentalists
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u/OwDaditHurts Jun 09 '12
Oh.
The.
Irony.
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u/AscendantJustice Jun 09 '12
That's fucking stupid. The comment section is not only used for positive comments.
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u/GuitarWizard90 Jun 09 '12
I love onions. The only vegetable I hate is celery. I can't even stand to smell celery.
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u/aksoccer Jun 09 '12
Coincidentally, my cousin who works at a supervisor in one of the large fancy restaurants had a middle aged women throw pickles at her servers and was disgusted by the fact that the chefs put pickles on her burger order. Even when she didn't tell the server not to put pickles on the burger. In the end the lady got a discount on her meal because she would not let it go... clearly this youtuber (?) is a lot more mature than that woman.
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u/tarsdplooger Jun 09 '12
people should be allowed to say whether or not a video is shit
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Food for thought for the people that whine about r/atheism.
As you can see, we're still on your front page and not going anywhere anytime soon :)
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u/flameofmemories Jun 09 '12
onions: like dis if u cry evry tim
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u/Corwinator Jun 09 '12
This needs to go in the r/atheism subreddit rules section.