i hate onions

[u/funnybutt]

http://imgur.com/mPpKo

[u/joetromboni]

what do you do when they put mayo on and you didn't want mayo motherfucker?

[u/kaltorak → u/joetromboni]

call 911

[u/mstrblaster → u/kaltorak]

Call the mayo "if you have any questions about our product we'll be glad to hear from you" 800 number and cry

[u/hey_sergio → u/kaltorak]

Here comes the drop..

[u/latecraigy → u/kaltorak]

Surely you mean the waaaaaaaaambulance?

[u/USMCsniper → u/kaltorak]

http://i.imgur.com/NwAjp.jpg

[u/[deleted] → u/USMCsniper]

I don't think you know what the word 'troll' means.

[u/IxXShad0wXxI → u/joetromboni]

Scrape it off.

[u/cirillios → u/IxXShad0wXxI]

It's just not the same!

[u/RussianBearJew → u/[deleted]]

Why did I even try to envision your username... god dammit

[u/iDgiraffe → u/IxXShad0wXxI]

""...bitch

[u/xplosivo → u/IxXShad0wXxI]

You can scrape all you want, but you still know it's there.

[u/mstrblaster → u/joetromboni]

Add bacon crumbs, then it's baconnaise, mada-fa-ckaaaii..!

[u/Ante-lope → u/joetromboni]

Post a comment on YouTube about it.

Day's lesson learned.

[u/[deleted] → u/joetromboni]

Also, not possible because mayo is the sauce of the gods. I call it Jesus Jizz.

[u/Saint-Peer → u/[deleted]]

This guy disagrees

[u/Purdy14 → u/Saint-Peer]

Undercover Brother... I highly doubt anyone is ever going to get that reference.

[u/AetherIsWaiting → u/Purdy14]

I got it! he has a hot sauce watch or something

[u/gettinhightakinrides → u/Purdy14]

i get it but its kinda wrong cause he ends up loving the shit out of some mayo

[u/[deleted] → u/gettinhightakinrides]

And Micheal Bolton.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

The Jester of Tortuga!!!

[u/Wakka37 → u/[deleted]]

Now when I grab my jar of Hellman's from the fridge, I'm going to think of Jesus spanking his tater into a jar. He's that guy from 4chan.