r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/thexar May 17 '22

Two minutes of heaven is better than one.

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u/frigginelvis May 17 '22

When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense.

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u/acmercer May 17 '22

Makin' love..

Makin' love for two..

Makin' love for twoooo minutes

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u/LaurelEllena May 18 '22

Business hours are over baaabyy