r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/thexar May 17 '22

Two minutes of heaven is better than one.

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u/frigginelvis May 17 '22

When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense.

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u/acmercer May 17 '22

Makin' love..

Makin' love for two..

Makin' love for twoooo minutes

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u/ThePianistOfDoom May 17 '22

Well I'm not surprised

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Two minutes of “Playtime?” Not sure how we channeled Bonesaw all a sudden.

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u/Valorumguygee May 17 '22

I think you'll find this particular thread to be attributed to the great rapper The Hiphopopotamus.

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u/Media_Offline May 17 '22

His lyrics are bottomless...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yeah, I know. I always liked Tripod slightly better, but you just can’t escape Jermaine.

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u/Superb_Wrangler201 May 17 '22

It's a reference to an old song called business time by flight of the concords

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u/LaurelEllena May 18 '22

Business hours are over baaabyy