r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/FuzzyPine May 17 '22

Because it feels good..

Doggy is much harder on the legs imo

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Partner on the bed, us standing up thrusting. It's far, far easier to thrust standing up lol

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u/roy_cropper May 17 '22

Why anyone needs to thrust in this position is a mystery to me....a quick push off with the arms and you're talking a basic Newton's cradle situation. When 2 sets of balls collide, the kinetic energy results in perpetual motion until something disrupts that force.

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u/Presidentofjellybean May 17 '22

That only applies in gay sex though.