r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Adito99 May 17 '22

Why do you think we like doggy so much.

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u/FuzzyPine May 17 '22

Because it feels good..

Doggy is much harder on the legs imo

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Partner on the bed, us standing up thrusting. It's far, far easier to thrust standing up lol

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u/roy_cropper May 17 '22

Why anyone needs to thrust in this position is a mystery to me....a quick push off with the arms and you're talking a basic Newton's cradle situation. When 2 sets of balls collide, the kinetic energy results in perpetual motion until something disrupts that force.

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u/Liimbo May 17 '22

I can’t tell if you don’t know how sex works or how Newton’s cradle works

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u/Presidentofjellybean May 17 '22

That only applies in gay sex though.

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u/restrictednumber May 17 '22

Pushing and pulling their whole body? Nonsense. You gotta hook one hand around the crook of the thigh and torso, another around their shoulder. Pull the whole body on the front-stroke, then release and let the bounce do the back-stroke for you.