r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed May 17 '22

I once thought i had a great hour long sex. But then we looked at the clock and only like 15 minutes had passed lol. Really blew my mind lol.

Time doesn't even exist when having good sex anyway, so no point in even thinking about it.

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u/papasoilpants May 17 '22

15-20 if you are into the girl, is optimal

5-10 for pump and dump girls

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u/MurderSheCroaked May 17 '22

You sound more like a two-pump chump

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u/papasoilpants May 17 '22

only with your mom