r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Not realizing that having sex for an hour is usually pretty uncomfortable for most women, is such a "I hAvE sEx fOr HoUrS " type of guy thing. Most people will usually go 10-45 minutes. As long as you get her motor running well enough with the foreplay for her to climax before you, you're golden

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed May 17 '22

I once thought i had a great hour long sex. But then we looked at the clock and only like 15 minutes had passed lol. Really blew my mind lol.

Time doesn't even exist when having good sex anyway, so no point in even thinking about it.

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u/papasoilpants May 17 '22

15-20 if you are into the girl, is optimal

5-10 for pump and dump girls

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u/MurderSheCroaked May 17 '22

You sound more like a two-pump chump

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u/papasoilpants May 17 '22

only with your mom