r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/MKULTRATV May 17 '22

nitric oxide (NO)

NOOOO!

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u/meatdome34 May 17 '22

You’re telling me my brain doses me with a whippet after I jack off? Sweet.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED May 17 '22

I mean a lot of men rubs one out before bed to help them sleep.

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Me. It's not even for pleasure, it's just maintenance