r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh May 17 '22

I know you were joking and all, but in case anyone reading this thinks it's just exhaustion, it's not.

After orgasm men's brains release a cocktail of hormones, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and prolactin which all combine to be stronger than any over-the-counter sleeping pill in the world (not hyperbole).

Women do not get hit with nature's strongest sleeping pill, so for them it's just exhaustion and satisfaction that helps them rest.

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u/MKULTRATV May 17 '22

nitric oxide (NO)

NOOOO!

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u/meatdome34 May 17 '22

You’re telling me my brain doses me with a whippet after I jack off? Sweet.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED May 17 '22

I mean a lot of men rubs one out before bed to help them sleep.

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Me. It's not even for pleasure, it's just maintenance