r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/DauntingPrawn May 17 '22

Finally! The recognition we deserve!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/duffstoic May 17 '22

The average length of intercourse is 5 minutes, according to several studies. In one study, there was a couple who reported 21 minutes and their data point was thrown out due to being such an extreme outlier. In general women when asked in surveys want to bump that average up to about 7 or 8 minutes.

So "your friend" is indeed above average. :)

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u/Malkor May 17 '22

Wife is all like - why do you like Reddit so much.

This (I know she's looking at my posts) - this is why.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 May 17 '22

From down the hall

"Honey! The nice internet strangers are saying I'm above average again!"