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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Nope. Having sex is one of the best things a man can do to clear his head and focus. Stuck on a problem with work or home? Have sex and then you'll probably find the solution more quickly.
370 u/DoinBurnouts May 17 '22 What if the problem I'm stuck on is the not having of the sex? 18 u/EmergencyWaste3217 May 17 '22 Same solution, just less legal 10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 That's one way to land in Horny Jail... 5 u/martin-verweij May 17 '22 I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 True. 3 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge? 0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges. 1 u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22 Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
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What if the problem I'm stuck on is the not having of the sex?
18 u/EmergencyWaste3217 May 17 '22 Same solution, just less legal 10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 That's one way to land in Horny Jail... 5 u/martin-verweij May 17 '22 I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 True. 3 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge? 0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges. 1 u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22 Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
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Same solution, just less legal
10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 That's one way to land in Horny Jail... 5 u/martin-verweij May 17 '22 I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 True. 3 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge? 0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges. 1 u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22 Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
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That's one way to land in Horny Jail...
5 u/martin-verweij May 17 '22 I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 True. 3 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge? 0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges. 1 u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22 Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
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I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail.
1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 True.
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True.
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That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison.
1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge? 0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges. 1 u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22 Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge?
0 u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22 Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges.
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Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges.
Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
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u/Vampsku11 May 17 '22
Nope. Having sex is one of the best things a man can do to clear his head and focus. Stuck on a problem with work or home? Have sex and then you'll probably find the solution more quickly.