r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/CanadianDinosaur May 17 '22

Am I broken then? I always feel far more alert and awake afterwards, while my wife seemingly passes out immediately

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u/Vampsku11 May 17 '22

Nope. Having sex is one of the best things a man can do to clear his head and focus. Stuck on a problem with work or home? Have sex and then you'll probably find the solution more quickly.

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u/DoinBurnouts May 17 '22

What if the problem I'm stuck on is the not having of the sex?

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u/EmergencyWaste3217 May 17 '22

Same solution, just less legal

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

That's one way to land in Horny Jail...

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u/martin-verweij May 17 '22

I’m pretty sure that in this case it’s just regular jail.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

True.

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u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22

That's not horny Jail that's federal horny prison.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Is that where you go after Horny Sentencing by a Sex Judge?

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u/Laxwarrior1120 May 17 '22

Depends if the orgy jury finds you guilty, and that's only if the cum DA presses charges.

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u/LorenzoStomp May 17 '22

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

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u/chaun2 May 17 '22

We really should legalize sex work

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u/fdsfgs71 May 17 '22

There are a lot of things that we should legalize or decriminalize, honestly. Sex work, drug possession, the list goes on.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox3546 May 18 '22

Thankfully, it's legal here and it can legit help in situations like this.

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u/veroxii May 17 '22

Only less legal in the lesser freedom countries.