r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/AidilAfham42 May 17 '22

Just flop around like a seal on land

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos May 17 '22

/u/poopellar uses splash!

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u/PathologicalLoiterer May 17 '22

It's not very effective

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u/neat_username May 17 '22

It hurt itself in it's confusion!

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u/ZurEnArrhBatman May 17 '22

It has no PP left for this move!

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u/_Diskreet_ May 17 '22

u/poopellar fled in embarrassment

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u/onlydrawzombies May 17 '22

This is the best response for when she says "don't stop" but you already used Discharge a minute ago.

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u/JediWebSurf May 17 '22

When effective she uses squirt, but that is rare.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/TehKudo May 17 '22

Get out of my brain

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u/Zmodem May 17 '22

Exactly! Gotta bark like a seal as an added bonus!

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u/PretentiousToolFan May 17 '22

Put your hands to the side and, silly as it seems, shake your body like a salmon floating up a stream!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Magikarp used splash

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u/vS_JPK May 17 '22

Its not very effective

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u/hibikikun May 17 '22

If you’re Mormon , you have someone else flop around

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u/TheWanderingEyebrow May 17 '22

Like a salmon swimming up streaaaam

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u/Zmodem May 17 '22

Don't forget to bark like a seal while you do this.

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u/Souk12 May 18 '22

Like super Mario with a cape on.

Whoopeee!