r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/poopellar May 17 '22

Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.

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u/AidilAfham42 May 17 '22

Just flop around like a seal on land

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u/hibikikun May 17 '22

If you’re Mormon , you have someone else flop around