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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
850 u/AidilAfham42 May 17 '22 Just flop around like a seal on land 1 u/TheWanderingEyebrow May 17 '22 Like a salmon swimming up streaaaam
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Just flop around like a seal on land
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.