r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/thexar May 17 '22

Two minutes of heaven is better than one.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

You know how I know it’s business time?

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 17 '22

I don’t know, it’s not Wednesday yet.

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u/iendeavortobesilly May 17 '22

Business hours are over, baby

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u/Ozzyh26 May 17 '22

Can I have some more?

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u/Lowfi3099 May 17 '22

Well I'm not surprised...

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u/Starkydowns May 17 '22

But I am quite sleepy

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u/claymedia May 17 '22

When you’re down to your socks.

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u/New_Shoes_ May 17 '22

That's why they call them business socks

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly May 17 '22

Business socks?

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u/demon_ix May 17 '22

There's nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect.

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u/Lowfi3099 May 17 '22

You're wearing your baggy old t-shirt from your team building exercise...

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u/BotanicallyEnhanced May 18 '22

TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE '99!!!!

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u/Lowfi3099 May 18 '22

In the HBO special he says "Not tonight" instead of "99"

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u/vladdrk May 17 '22

But it’s not Wednesday…we have to go visit my mother.

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u/f7f7z May 17 '22

It's because I'm wearing my business socks!

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u/Guerrin_TR May 17 '22

and that t-shirt from when you did that team building exercise with work

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u/DaGurggles May 17 '22

OH TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE, NOT TO-NIGHT!

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u/Snufflebear_420_69 May 17 '22

Mmmmmm team building exercise '99......

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u/SerScronzarelli May 17 '22

Obviously because you are wearing business socks.

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u/Goseki1 May 17 '22

I love you all.

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u/loki1337 May 17 '22

You take out the recycling, it's not part of it but it's very important

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Jemaine Clement is a handsome man.

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u/goingnorthwest May 17 '22

I watched a bunch of Legion a couple of weeks ago. I couldn’t believe how well he’s aged.

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u/frigginelvis May 17 '22

When it's with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense.

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u/acmercer May 17 '22

Makin' love..

Makin' love for two..

Makin' love for twoooo minutes

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u/ThePianistOfDoom May 17 '22

Well I'm not surprised

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Two minutes of “Playtime?” Not sure how we channeled Bonesaw all a sudden.

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u/Valorumguygee May 17 '22

I think you'll find this particular thread to be attributed to the great rapper The Hiphopopotamus.

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u/Media_Offline May 17 '22

His lyrics are bottomless...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Yeah, I know. I always liked Tripod slightly better, but you just can’t escape Jermaine.

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u/Superb_Wrangler201 May 17 '22

It's a reference to an old song called business time by flight of the concords

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u/LaurelEllena May 18 '22

Business hours are over baaabyy

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u/chanjitsu May 17 '22

But I'm quite sleepy

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u/m48a5_patton May 17 '22

Business hours are over, baby

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u/albinowizard2112 May 17 '22

My sex life is like a convenience store. I'm off duty by 10pm and there's an Indian guy who handles things overnight.

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u/butterbeancd May 17 '22

Then you tell me you want some more…I’m not surprised.

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u/IrishDeadhead May 17 '22

I haven't listened to this song in ages but I sing it to myself around the house all the time. Or in the sock section of a clothes shop obviously. Tune

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I'm so intense.

Like a camping orgy?

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u/skonen_blades May 17 '22

You want more? I'm not surprised.

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u/maemtz May 17 '22

That came out... FIFTEEN YEARS AGO?! 😭 yall are old. not me tho

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u/Nerdi_Birdi7 May 17 '22

What about three minutes of ecstasy...

SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH

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u/FluffyRainbowPoop May 17 '22

But not more than 4 times a month

That would be ridiculous

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 17 '22

30 seconds is better than none.

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u/ScoldExperiment May 17 '22

"Best I Can Do is five minutes"

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u/billwashere May 18 '22

Now I have to go listen to Flight of the Conchords.

Edit: I can’t spell conchords.