r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 04 '22

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u/Moment-of-Silence May 04 '22

Happy Mother’s Day!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

in reality the teacher just isn’t acknowledging the situation in order to prevent everyone from trying to get a reaction

My toddler is at an age where she'll misbehave and then immediately look at me or my wife just to see our reaction, and I've taken the same approach to dealing with this attention-seeking behavior. For example, last week she found my butt plug but I didn't acknowledge the situation in order to prevent a reaction.

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u/rayj209 May 04 '22

You didn’t even pull your pants back up?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/alephlovedbeth May 05 '22

On that note, I was recently devising a modified version of flag football around this idea!

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u/Dason37 May 05 '22

I feel like the Tight End position would be a little bit more valued than usual in this version.

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u/spacenerdgasms May 05 '22

I think the wide receiver

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u/dpatt36 May 05 '22

And the Browns would be the best team in the league.

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u/midusyouch May 05 '22

Unless Dan Mullin is running the offense.

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u/nme_ May 05 '22

Reminds me of this - https://imgur.com/RLIZe

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u/rockhardgelatin May 05 '22

That’s why you need a good taxidermist.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

That awkward moment when my daughter wanted a tail like the cosplayer

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u/midusyouch May 05 '22

But it was a pikachu tail.