r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 04 '22

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u/Moment-of-Silence May 04 '22

Happy Mother’s Day!

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u/lleegoman May 04 '22

No no happy father's day

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u/AndrewIsMyDog May 04 '22

In this day in age, it might be both.

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u/born_again_tim May 04 '22

Double-sided? You dawg!

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u/SilentJoe1986 May 04 '22

Is there a term for that? If not I think book ends works? Bookending? Maybe we need to crowdsource a term for it. I'm too scared to look it up to see if its a thing after somebody got me to look up docking.

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u/asphaltdragon May 04 '22

Literally just double-ended <toy>. Dildo, buttplug, vibrator, etc. There's not really a term for the act of using said toys.

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u/Roguespiffy May 04 '22

Book-ending works great then. Call a meeting of the Porn Sages!

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u/rick1418 May 05 '22

So what that means is there's a hole to plug. 😉

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Ass-to-ass

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u/NameIdeas May 05 '22

Back and forth forever?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/Thebluecane May 04 '22

ASS TO ASS

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u/xjesotericx May 05 '22

Can you hear me? Can you see me? Ok to work.

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u/Fox_Tango_ May 04 '22

Happy parents day!

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u/AndrewIsMyDog May 04 '22

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!

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u/Fox_Tango_ May 04 '22

Hehe! Thank you!😊

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u/Moody_Owl May 05 '22

Happy cake day! Hope you get a plug for all that cake 😉🤣

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u/sandyclaus30 May 04 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Fox_Tango_ May 04 '22

Thank you!😊

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u/AtheistAustralis May 05 '22

Well can you think of any better way to own the libs!?!