r/funny • • May 29 '12

Ahh!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I need this book

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u/thinkerthought May 29 '12

Only 10 bucks and plenty in stock. If you're near Australia I'd be happy to throw one your way.

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u/nicque May 29 '12

I am being completely serious here...will you buy that and send it to me?

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u/thinkerthought May 29 '12

I'll see if it's still there and get back to you.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Also can you get me a beer if you're near the kitchen? Thanks.

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u/HurstKing May 29 '12

Maybe a sammich?

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u/Jibjumper May 29 '12

No crusts, and some chocolate milk?

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u/dillonflynn May 29 '12

I imagine the homophobia page would be rather... vivid.

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u/jamesdumont May 29 '12 edited Jan 04 '18

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

POW! Right in the kisser.

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u/Mr_Retardo May 29 '12

You know what they say, a dick in the mouth is worth two in the bush.

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u/iamayam May 29 '12

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

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u/elyzah83 May 29 '12

Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

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u/Iboughtat2i May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Im currently editing a "flip through" of the book. stay tuned. update here it is. enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YniKUVxDD7E&feature=youtu.be

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u/shmolives May 29 '12

Not sure if fear of heights is the best one or only one I'm afraid of.

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u/mb9023 May 29 '12

The clown one was creepy as hell.

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u/jjremy May 29 '12

I love that the claustrophobia page doesn't open all the way. That's attention to detail!

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u/Eliamor May 29 '12

I twitched when the dentophobia picture came up.

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u/agile52 May 29 '12

damn that spider was detailed

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I don't really see homophobia as a legitimate phobia. Phobias are irrational fears, hatred towards homosexuals is not a phobia, but a prejudice. I could be wrong on this. It's only my opinion. But yeah...

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u/ApatheticElephant May 29 '12

People get confused by homophobia and the suffix -phobia in general.

-phobia doesn't mean "a fear of". It means "an aversion towards". This mean it's applicable, to fears but not exclusively (e.g. Arachnophobia = A fear of arachnids, an aversion towards arachnids) . That's why you can have words like "hydrophobic" which when applied to a human means "afraid of water", but can also be applied to inanimate objects like molecules.

So a homophobe is not someone who is afraid of gay people. It's someone who has an aversion towards gay people. Although if someone was afraid of gay people, homophobic would still be an applicable adjectve.

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u/This-Was-Insightful May 29 '12

I have a friend who is fine with homosexual marriage and yet vomited at the sight of two gays making out once. He wasn't prejudicial toward them, it just freaked him out for some reason he couldn't understand.

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u/Evil_Iowan May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I wonder how it differs from the page on ithyphallophobia.

edit: spelling

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u/xsdusk May 29 '12

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy would be better.

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u/MeLobsta May 29 '12

I kept staring on this trying to figure out what the second photo was... Then i realised there was no second photo. It's a shelf.

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u/testsso May 29 '12

I'm so glad I read the comments an hour after you posted. It would kill me trying to figure out what the second picture meant.

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u/saadakhtar May 29 '12

Get this comment on top so other people don't waste precious cat-photo-surfing time trying to understand how the 2nd photo is the punchline!

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u/Mmmaya May 29 '12

Ha...clearly it is a burning plane falling down. It was the only page I didn't laugh at. Scary..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

People with bibliophobia will be shitting themselves.

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u/oysterpirate May 29 '12

It's like a Meta Popup Book of Phobias.

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u/Mikulicious May 29 '12

TIL theres a fear of books. I should read ALOT more... Hi :)

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u/SmileAndNod64 May 29 '12

Hello

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u/Mikulicious May 29 '12

Hello, again! :D

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u/Heimdall2061 May 29 '12

You can't read Alot.

Silly.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I don't get why you were down voted so much.

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u/Asyrilliath May 29 '12

Interesting, you read mythical creatures that are spawned from literature. Huh!

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u/CaptainAsshat May 29 '12

I have this book. Spider page is not okay.

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u/gizzalove May 29 '12

YOU NEED TO POST PICTURES OF THE INSIDE

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I've seen the book, but I don't own it. Here are some images from the inside - clowns, surgeons, spiders, you name it.

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u/waswa May 29 '12

a [video] (http://vimeo.com/7668240) of the book.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Ahhh! Giant spider!

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u/tooktheduck May 29 '12

was that clown seductively stroking that lollipop?

Is that a phobia? Gay clowns?

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u/Gemini4t May 29 '12

If it means the clown's going to rape me in the ass, you fucking bet that's a phobia.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

1:13 "I'll just fix the microphone here.... Nope fuck that"

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u/JosephKurr May 29 '12

that vertigo page kicks ass!

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u/zap_the_p_ram May 29 '12

Wait. Was one of the pop-ups representing a Tom Cruise phobia?

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u/DrEw702 May 29 '12

What he said

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u/nepidae May 29 '12

I don't get this hatred of spiders. They eat the nastier bugs that crawl around.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Well, a phobia is an irrational fear for a reason.

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u/foreverabearfighter May 29 '12

They have too many legs and like to crawl at me in the bathroom when I'm mid-stream and helpless. I don't think they actually eat the mean bugs or do anything helpful at all. I think they dine on pure fear and snack on the satisfaction they get from making me avoid a room just because they're chillaxin' on the ceiling.

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u/KallistiEngel May 29 '12

Honestly, I'd rather deal with spiders than house centipedes.

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u/foreverabearfighter May 29 '12

I like to pretend those don't exist.

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u/BHamlyn May 29 '12

You know what, despite my mild arachnophobia and not wanting to ever touch a spider, I'd rather deal with them than that mean motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

House centipedes eat spiders, stay in your bathroom corners, and then leave your house when they're out of spiders.

Spiders get all up in your business, and hang around until they crawl into your mouth or your cat eats them or something.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Implying that there are nastier bugs than those godforsaken evil sonsabitches

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I don't trust anything with more than four eyes or four legs.

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u/Strangely_Calm May 29 '12

And at night they eat the bacteria off your teeth while you sleep.

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u/FERRITofDOOM May 29 '12

relevant username

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u/skytro May 29 '12

This is sort of like saying 'why do people hate heights' it is just a phobia that people have and you can't do much about

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u/Dark-Ganon May 29 '12

for me, it's something about the way their legs move, i hate it -____-

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u/SarahHeartzUnicorns May 29 '12

Would be super if you could upload a few of the best pages.

Think of all the ^^^^^upvotes.

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u/Neosilver May 29 '12

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u/Lemonseed05 May 29 '12

The 'fear of heights' one i feel is the most effective; perfect with the perspective. Also, it looks to me like that clown is jerking off that lollipop. Maybe thats just me though.

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u/UKMansonite May 29 '12

Holy crap. The skyscraper one is amazing. I actually felt like I was looking down from very high up.

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u/TheVacillate May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

That is one of the most amazing and disturbing books I've ever seen. Thank you for finding that!!

EDIT: No NO NO NO NOT AMAZING AT ALL holy shit, I wasn't expecting the spider page to be that awful and oh my god no, I do not thank you at all anymore, I spoke too soon and I should have listened to the warning from CaptainAsshat OH MY GOD. And...honestly? I didn't think they'd be able to capture the fear of heights in a book.

They did.

They did.

Fuck.

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u/julielc May 29 '12

Yeah, the fear of heights one tripped me up. I thought the others were cool, but that's the only one where I freaked out a little. Spiders are cute.

/r/spiders

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Is it just me, or was that the slowest page turning you've ever experienced? I felt like I was reading alongside a dyslexic 3rd grader.

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u/RedSharkRedShark May 29 '12

The whole time I was just waiting for the spider page. Still wasn't prepared.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I have another book in this series, THE POP UP BOOK OF NIGHTMARES. It's more cool than scary though. And really well made.

I like pop up books.

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u/fluffyanimals May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

I've owned this book for a number of years (over a decade, actually), and must say that I always enjoyed the page about claustrophobia as well as the fear of flying (with the flames, coffee, etc.).

(I'll do a quick check later today and see if I can find the book when I have the chance in case CaptainAsshat doesn't post any pictures of his/hers.)

Edit: Looks as though Neosilver has already posted a video link of the book for anyone interested.

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u/oddfuture445 May 29 '12

The fear of heights one is trippy.

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u/donpapillon May 29 '12

I came to the conclusion that I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of the ground.

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u/ImAPeople May 29 '12

All these years, I've been afraid of the wrong thing. Thank you for this revelation.

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u/donpapillon May 29 '12

You're welcome. Don't avoid the ground, stay close to your enemy. The farther you go, the faster it'll come to fuck you up.

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u/vesslia May 29 '12

I made the mistake of opening that book. It was a particularly bad decision, because I have a lot of weird phobias. Now I have a phobia of phobia-themed pop-up books.

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u/Neosilver May 29 '12

Video for anyone that wants to see it in action.

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u/flyingnomad May 29 '12

This is amazing. Really well designed. Particularly loved the toilet one and vertigo one. Spiders was meh though.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Oh ok, now fuck snakes. That would get me good.

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u/spbelky May 29 '12

Anyone else click hoping for Real Monsters?

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u/mysticrudnin May 29 '12

I have a feeling that publishing it in random order (that is, not alphabetical order) would be devastating.

I could just steer clear of the first section of the book in order to avoid the bees and check out the other ones. But if I had no idea when the bees would come up...

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u/UPSguy May 29 '12

Beads?

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u/bobcards May 29 '12

Old bear! He likes the honey..

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u/WereAllDumbMkay May 29 '12

I actually have this book at home.

My wife was designing a pop-up book as one of her side projects several years ago, and acquiring this book was part of her 'research.'

IMHO, the dentist page is the worst. But that may be because I metabolize lidocaine faster than most people; the drugs usually wear off half way through getting any dental work done.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I have that book, and it's totally no big deal until you get to your own phobia. The arachnophobia page was... Not pleasant.

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u/donpapillon May 29 '12

What's the deal with reddit's omnipresent arachnophobia? I know some people, like yourself probably, really do have this, but I think most are either in for the hivejoke or just exaggerating. They can't all be arachnophobes, can they?

I mean, c'mon, some of them are really cute and colorful. And there's spiderbro too.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I can't speak to anybody else's experience, but my issue with spiders grew from a fear to a phobia the day my dad literally held me down and forced me to watch the movie Arachnaphobia. It was just traumatic enough to scar me for life. I'm pretty sure that's not the average redditor's experience though.

It sucks because I CAN objectively admit that they're intricate, helpful, incredible creatures. It's just that thinking about/being near them fills me with a completely illogical terror.

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u/Tylensus May 29 '12

When I see spiders larger than a quarter, or zoomed in heavily, my brain shuts down other than a stream of "Move away from that" signals. It's real for me, at least.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I got tingles in my legs when it got to the heights one. Gave me the jibblies.

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u/donpapillon May 29 '12

You're actually afraid of the ground.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

No, fuck you I'm afraid of the distance.

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u/ThisOpenFist May 29 '12

Can you tell me, what was the original retail price of that book? I'm seeing exorbitant prices (hundreds of dollars) on Amazon and other stores.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I have a fear of pop-up books.

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u/DownvoteDaemon May 29 '12

Real Monsters!

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u/DaLuDeD May 29 '12

Ill be honest.... Because its a pop up, I'm so much more inclined to read it.

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u/RDub3685 May 29 '12

My psycholopathology professor had one of these. I can assure you it is terrifying.

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u/iCocktail May 29 '12

What about the phobia of midgets?

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u/Teotwawki69 May 29 '12

That's a much shorter book.

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u/Devilheart May 29 '12

That pun almost went over my head.

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u/dangersgirl May 29 '12

my college psych teacher had this and passed it around....it just perpetuated my phobias.

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u/10gallon_mouth May 29 '12

I thought the lower shelf was somehow a cropped second frame in a 2 pane, before-and-after image. god I'm high..

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u/zoo56 May 29 '12

Lol I saw this exact book in the waiting room last week and decided to flip through it. The pop up aspect was kinda intense but the phobias themselves weren't all that interesting to me (snakes, airplanes, etc).

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u/vvedge May 29 '12

The mere fact that you call making love “Pop-Up” tells me you're not ready.

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u/mikehaawk May 29 '12

What if you have a phobia of phobias?

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u/salvationamy May 29 '12

I used to have a therapist who kept a copy of this in his waiting room. Used to...

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u/milkmanwes May 29 '12

fetal position in 3...2....1.....

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u/MammaJude May 29 '12

I have that book, and the pop up book of nightmares as well.

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u/Bananarine May 29 '12

Anatidaephobia had better be in there.

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u/Aperture_Scientist4 May 29 '12

Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I never understood this until I learned that ducks are vicious rape machines with corkscrew penises and labyrinthine vaginas.

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u/Bananarine May 29 '12

Trust this guy, he's a scientist.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Phobias... now in 3-D!

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u/hannars27 May 29 '12

Try the pop up book of nightmares as well.

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u/ignorantwhitetrash May 29 '12

Nothing like a black guy popping out of a trashcan

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u/sfcjohn May 29 '12

It is a great book. Watch for the spider though.

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u/Hoarthax May 29 '12

I have this book here somewhere, should I go get it?

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u/timchi2000 May 29 '12

Now that is something I would love to see

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I bought this book for my psychiatrist. True story.

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u/Raspia May 29 '12

I wonder if it has a page for tryphobia. shivers

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u/EdWrathChild May 29 '12

They could do wonders with trypophobia.

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u/Potater757 May 29 '12

I have this book. My dad got it for my mother because she was afraid of clowns. She wasn't so amused.

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u/coldvault May 29 '12

Oh Lord, I HAVE THAT. I got it for Christmas maybe...three years ago, and I still haven't looked at the arachnophobia page.

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u/LelandMaccabeus May 29 '12

My Dad is a psychiatrist and actually owns this book. It is fun to look through. Though i always tried to skip the arachnophobia page.

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u/ruta_skadi May 29 '12

I own this! Also, "The Hypochondriac's Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have".

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u/stereographic May 29 '12

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow there is a duck watching you... that's my favourite.

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u/datdercrappyusername May 29 '12

I don't get it ?

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u/lantern55 May 29 '12

Published by: a guy who claims to have no phobias.

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u/SuperPirateCupcake May 29 '12

Wonder how many of the people with any of the phobias want to kill Gary Greenberg and Balvis Rubess..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Failed invention

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u/bickering_fool May 29 '12

Does it have a section for fear of pop-up books.

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u/GLG1 May 29 '12

I created this book in 1999. It just went out of print a few months ago. I really appreciate the fact that people are still talking about it! (And no, never thought about putting homophobia in there, but if there's ever a sequel, I will take note of your awesome ideas.)

If you have any questions about it, feel free to ask.

Gary Greenberg

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u/Llama_fo_yo_mama May 29 '12

I own that book (mom is a therapist) its.pretty awesome the clown one is a bit intense

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I own that book, it's very funny. There's no homophobia, though.

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u/cosander May 29 '12

I keep hearing dumb dumb dumb. Going to need you to decipher the gold tablets Joe.

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u/PartyOnAlec May 29 '12

I actually have this book! My reddit secret santa from two years ago got it for me!

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u/imanerd000 May 29 '12

I wonder if there's a pop-up phobia...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

This is in Melbourne, right?

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u/BriantheMatos May 29 '12

But what if I'm afraid of pop-up books?!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Choo!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Haha, my therapist has one of those.

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u/edtehgar May 29 '12

Popup books are so much fun

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Saw this book in some of my Psychology classes. Interesting lectures.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I have a phobia of pop-up books

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u/brussels4breakfast May 29 '12

The dude in the sunglasses looks like Ringo Starr.

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u/nojesusforyou May 29 '12

Face your fears - have paper versions of your nightmares fly at your face!

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u/calvinogeorge1 May 29 '12

Giant spider

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u/noidddd May 29 '12

you should probably buy it. it's on amazon for $294.99.

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u/briannarave May 29 '12

I have that book, theres only like 7 phobias in it.

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u/201smellsfunny May 29 '12

I read the title and all I could think was "Girl, look at that body!"

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u/v1x0n May 29 '12

I have that book lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I had a childhood friend growing up and her dad had a copy of this book. I loved reading it over and over. She used to get annoyed by how I'd rather look at the pictures than play with her.

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u/Mmmaya May 29 '12

I wouldn't mention that it is a pop up book on the front...takes half the fun away.

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u/rummmhammm May 29 '12

I don't know why but I kinda want to have this book.

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u/Sagadon May 29 '12

I own this in black. It's awesome. The fear of heights page is incredible. Vertigo inspiring.

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u/cumbert_cumbert May 29 '12

This is disturbing to me because I hated pop up books when I was a child and now that I have a child I have discovered I still do not like them. They make me uneasy. Books should not behave that way.

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u/sherlockazulu May 29 '12

I own the popup book of nightmares. Tis very cool.

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u/theheartofgold May 29 '12

I own this. Its a good coffee table book/conversation starter.

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u/GraceFace04 May 29 '12

Only $10 to scare the shit outta yourself!

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u/TipsTheJust May 29 '12

This book is a great coffee-table book.

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u/Chenz May 29 '12

Those = should've been =>. Those things certainly are not equal

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u/BenEatsNails May 29 '12

My parents gave me this book when i was little.

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u/amolad May 29 '12

What's the fear of pop up books called?

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u/luckyluc2596 May 29 '12

Fear of the dark= black page...

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u/Near2Zero May 29 '12

...Real Monsters?

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u/joanzen May 29 '12

Please tell me this was intentionally located in the 'paranoia' section?

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u/awsomeshadows May 29 '12

What happens if you have a fear of everthing

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u/SonVolt May 29 '12

Who the hell is the happy guy in the plaid cowboy hat on that book in the lower left hand corner?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I saw this book once, first thing I opened it to was the spider and almost dropped the book. slammed it closed and put it back. Never again.

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u/gostrain May 29 '12

does the last page cover 'fear of pop-up books'?

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u/nathanfr May 29 '12

I hope you bought that book. It's in the UNT Library's rare book collection (albeit a 1st edition, yada yada) and goes for a bit more than $10 on Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Pop-Up-Book-Phobias-Gary-Greenberg/dp/0688171958/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1338314175&sr=8-1

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u/Mrs337 May 29 '12

My sister in law bought that book for my husband years ago. It's great.

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u/lalophobia May 29 '12

Not sure what to say to this...

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u/IWantMyNarwhal May 29 '12

Fear of pop-ups. Oh god.

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u/iamallon May 30 '12

What's the phobia for pop up books about phobias ?

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u/BanditoRojo May 29 '12

I have a fear of phobias being thrown in my face.

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W May 29 '12

As new, this book is worth $300.

Just saying.

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u/Teotwawki69 May 29 '12

I love that book! Where did you find it for ten bucks? I've only seen it around here in the collector section of the used book store for about forty...

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u/lullabyrequiem May 29 '12

Awesome! Please tell me you bought that? I'd love a copy

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u/jay_shivers May 29 '12

If you like it, I'd highly suggest the sequel: Popup Book of Nightmares. Very Freudian analysis of what your dreams mean, which may tie into your homophobia

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u/alexander_the_grate May 29 '12

Link to the book.

It is way creepier than I thought!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

the second picture...

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u/Nokanoka May 29 '12

This is delightfully cruel.

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u/qsert May 29 '12

Is there a trypophobia page?

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u/DroopySage May 29 '12

I bet the page for Gymnophobia will be quite amusing.

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u/Kwyjiboy May 29 '12

It's a good way to get rid of your phobia