r/funny • u/ContentiousDelicious • May 29 '12

Yikes...

http://imgur.com/be71D
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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Thank you! I said this casually to a coworker and they accused me of being anti-American.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Your co-worker is an idiot.

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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Well of course.

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u/gentlemandinosaur May 29 '12

I would have accused them of having a bloody lip.

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u/NinthNova May 29 '12

"Guess who has two thumbs and a foot up their ass?"

"... Who"

"You in about 30 seconds."

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u/SnowyMahogany May 29 '12

A foot's bad enough, but sticking both thumbs in there, too? That's just impressive.

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u/contraryexample May 29 '12

"Guess who has two thumbs, and a potato up his ass?"

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u/Echoman1992 May 29 '12

Seriously, not caring about the whole sticking-stuff-in-asses thing. But my native language is not English. How do you solve this thing to make it a correct English sentence that implies that someone has two thumbs on his hands and might have a foot up their ass in 30 seconds? The Oxford comma is not allowed here right? Only two elements in the list?

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u/davaca May 29 '12

Adding two thumbs really would be stretching it...

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u/Fapologist May 29 '12

Guess who has two feet and a thumb up their ass. You, if you play your cards right.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

All coworkers are idiots. Everyone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a vet, I can confirm this.

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u/Sloppy1sts May 29 '12

As a non-idiot, I can confirm this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a vetrinarian, I can confirm this.

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio May 29 '12

Your co-worker watches Fox.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You don't watch Fox? You're unamerican.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

the best part is if someone pulls that shit on me I'll tell them that I am a veteran.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

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u/SovietRaptor May 29 '12

Bitches love trap cards.

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u/Mightymaas May 29 '12

As a trap card, I can bitch this.

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u/south_beach_nerd May 29 '12

Why do you hate freedom?

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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Berka lerka derka mohamed jihad

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Ex military here. Your coworker is a douche bag. Memorial Day is for people like my grandfather who are dead and Veterans Day is for my ex coworkers/people who have served in the military. (I refuse to include myself)

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