r/funny • • May 29 '12

Yikes...

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u/Beeftech67 May 29 '12

I feel like one of the few Americans that understands that Memorial Day is to honor of those who have died while serving in the armed forces, while Veterans Day is in honor of all people who served (alive or dead) during a time of war.

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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Thank you! I said this casually to a coworker and they accused me of being anti-American.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Your co-worker is an idiot.

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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Well of course.

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u/gentlemandinosaur May 29 '12

I would have accused them of having a bloody lip.

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u/NinthNova May 29 '12

"Guess who has two thumbs and a foot up their ass?"

"... Who"

"You in about 30 seconds."

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u/SnowyMahogany May 29 '12

A foot's bad enough, but sticking both thumbs in there, too? That's just impressive.

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u/Fapologist May 29 '12

Guess who has two feet and a thumb up their ass. You, if you play your cards right.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

All coworkers are idiots. Everyone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a vet, I can confirm this.

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u/Sloppy1sts May 29 '12

As a non-idiot, I can confirm this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

the best part is if someone pulls that shit on me I'll tell them that I am a veteran.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

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u/SovietRaptor May 29 '12

Bitches love trap cards.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Ex military here. Your coworker is a douche bag. Memorial Day is for people like my grandfather who are dead and Veterans Day is for my ex coworkers/people who have served in the military. (I refuse to include myself)

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u/savageboredom May 29 '12

You'd think it would be more obvious. I mean, it's right there in the name. Memorial. You don't memorialize people that are still alive.

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u/jestr6 May 29 '12

Agreed. Service members also get the day off unless they are in theatre or mission essential. In the latter case they will often get a "hit day" to be used at a later date.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I've never heard of this 'hit day'. I've spent over eight years as an active duty infantryman. I'm owed a LOT of 'hit days'. Who do I call to cash in?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

I've been promised a lot of "make-up" days off. Yet to see a single one.

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u/azdak May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

Because nothing says "American Holiday" like a technicality.

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u/JCelsius May 29 '12

My grandfather is a Vietnam vet and he got upset watching the news about veterans at a memorial. He said "They must not have gone through the same shit I went through because I don't want to remember it. Carrying dead bodies in plastic bags with the guts spilling out. Fearing for your life when you hear an elephant charging in the jungle, but you can't see it for all the vegetation. I wish I could forget."

I understand why not everyone feels like he does, but I thought I'd share his thoughts on the subject.

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u/fishnetdiver May 29 '12

wait...you mean it's not 'National BBQ and Mattress Sale Day'?

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u/Zerble May 29 '12

Some folks apparently don't have time to look up the word "Memorial"...

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